A heretical cultivator in Bureau 749, I'm the fiercest at pulling out tendons and skinning peop

Upon hearing this, Panda, standing in the corner, timidly raised his bear paw, like a good student asking a question in class.

"I heard that mukbang (eating broadcasts) are banned now, right? The platforms have all banned them..."

Ji Zuodao waved his hand, his face saying, "You just don't understand."

"Ban? What's banned is that kind of 'fake eating' and 'wasteful' eating!"

"Those people stuffing themselves in front of the camera, eating until their eyes roll back, then running to the toilet to vomit it all up after the broadcast! That's wasting food! It should be banned!"

Do you waste food?

The tabby cat and Panda exchanged a glance, then shook their heads in unison with absolute certainty!

The movements were so exaggerated that they almost shook the bumps off their heads.

Tabby cat: "Waste? Impossible! I'd lick the foil through a can of fish!"

Panda: "Exactly! I can't even bear to throw away bamboo shoots that are covered in dust! I just eat them right away!"

"That settles it!"

Ji Zuodao spread his hands, beaming with a bright smile.

"You guys are really eating! Model representatives of the 'Clean Plate Campaign'! Ambassadors for saving food!"

"Not only should you not be banned, the platforms should all give you banners of appreciation!"

"I've already thought of a name!"

He pointed at the tabby cat: "You, let's call you the Overbearing Cat Lord, five hundred cans per meal!"

He then pointed at Panda: "You, your name is the fallen national treasure Panda, the bamboo shoot terminator!"

"Let's form a duo for you two, I guarantee it'll be a huge hit!"

As the tabby cat and Panda listened, their eyes grew brighter and brighter, especially when they heard "five hundred cans per meal" and "bamboo shoot terminator," their mouths even began to get suspiciously moist.

It seems...it appears...maybe...

Is this some kind of heavenly job where you can eat to your heart's content and still make money?

Wang Dazhuang also felt that there was potential in it.

"Shall I go and set up a live streaming room for you two?"

"By the way, who's going to pay for the equipment?"

He looked at Ji Zuodao.

Ji Zuodao glared at him: "Nonsense! Of course, it'll be funded by the Demon Management Department! Do these two demons look like they have any money in their pockets?"

"The purchase of bamboo and cat food should also go through the Demon Management Department's funds first! When they make money, we'll deduct it from their earnings."

Wang Dazhuang was incredibly efficient and decisive this time.

Mainly because I'm afraid of being tormented.

He directly used his connections in the 749th Bureau's logistics department to expedite the process.

Soon, the largest unused office in the Demon Management Department was vacated and simply set up as a live broadcast room.

The backdrop is hung up, the fill lights are set up, and the HD camera, microphone, and sound card are installed...

All professional equipment, all the latest models.

In the center of the live broadcast room, there were two specially made, extra-wide and extra-thick chairs.

In front of the chair were two long tables joined together.

At this moment, on the table...

It's piled up.

On the left is the tabby cat's "mountain".

Imported cat food cans of various flavors were piled up like a small pyramid, shimmering with an alluring metallic luster under the fill light.

Premium cat food, piled high in delicate little porcelain bowls, was served in abundance. Cat treats, freeze-dried food, and dried fish were also on display, covering half the table.

The most outrageous thing was that there were two palm-sized, golden-brown, fragrant cod fillets on the side, sprinkled with some chopped parsley, and the plating was like that of a Western restaurant.

On the right is Panda's "battleground".

The tender bamboo shoots, so tender they seemed to drip with water, were stacked in bundles, carrying the scent of morning dew.

Fresh arrow bamboo, emerald green and upright.

There were also apple chunks cut into easy-to-handle shapes, carrot strips, special panda-shaped steamed buns... and even small bowls of milk, with a rich, milky aroma.

The two "anchors" were completely dumbfounded when they were led in.

Tabby cat: "Meow, meow?!"

Its eyes were wide open, its whiskers twitched, and it stared intently at the two cod fillets, its saliva almost dripping from the corner of its mouth.

The two heavy "imposing accessories" on his buttocks swayed slightly with excitement.

Panda looked even worse; her small eyes, hidden behind her dark circles, suddenly widened, and she made a loud, clear gurgling sound as she swallowed.

It stretched out its paw, pointing tremblingly at the bowls of milk, its voice trembling:

"It's a bowl of milk?! And it's warm?! Am I...am I hallucinating from hunger? Is this really for me to eat? Eat as much as I want? All I can eat?"

Ji Zuodao waved his hand:

"Eat! Eat as much as you want! You only have one task today: face the camera and finish everything on this table! The more you enjoy your food and the better your expression, the more tips you'll get from the viewers! Got it?"

"I heard that!!" x2

The cat and the bear answered in an unprecedentedly neat, loud, and energetic manner.

The live stream, hastily yet hopefully, began amidst the allure of this delicious food.

Wang Dazhuang also used some special privileges of the 749 Bureau's network department to quietly push a small wave of traffic to this brand-new live broadcast room, where even the profile picture hadn't been changed.

With that "small wave" of official traffic quietly injected, the number of online users began to "soar".

"Huh? A new live stream? A pet mukbang?"

"This cat is quite a good breed, tabby and white, very energetic. Wow! Those testicles are amazing!"

"Is that black and white blob next to it a doll? It's actually pretty realistic... Holy crap?! It moved! It's holding a bamboo shoot! A live one?! A giant panda?!!"

"Is this a lie? Dyed with dog oil? Wait, the way it's eating bamboo shoots...it looks real?!"

"Really a panda?! Someone keeps a panda as a pet?! This is outrageous for the streamer! Life is getting more and more unpredictable!"

The number of comments started to increase.

Then, as Panda picked up a thick bamboo shoot, snapped it in two with a "crunch," his cheeks bulging as he chewed, juices spilling out, a look of utter satisfaction on his face...

The live chat exploded.

"It really looks like a panda!! The way it eats! The noise it makes! Even a bionic robot couldn't replicate that!"

"My mom asked me why I was kneeling while watching the live stream. I was watching a live stream of pandas eating!"

"Who is this anchor? They can get national treasures to do business?!"

"Hey you cat over there! Stop staring! Eat! Did you think you could treat me like a servant?!"

The tabby cat was secretly kicked by Ji Zuodao off-camera. Realizing what had happened, it quickly pounced on its cod fillet.

It is, after all, a cat demon. Although it is greedy, it manages to eat with a touch of "elegant domineering".

Taking small bites, chewing slowly, and licking their paws after eating, they casually adjust their sitting posture to give their two "domineering" testicles a better angle for the camera.

Sure enough, the focus of the comments section was instantly diverted.

"Did they put two shot puts under that cat's butt???"

"Good heavens, I mean good heavens, won't it make a lot of clanging noises when you walk like that?"

"Cat Lord: See that? That's called strength! That's called responsibility!"

When Panda saw that the comments were all discussing the cat's testicles, he got a little anxious. The dignity and appetite of the national treasure should not be challenged!

It let out a loud "Aww!", grabbed the bowls of milk, tilted its head back, and chugged them down in one go! Even after finishing, it stuck out its big tongue and licked the rim of the bowl until it shone, then let out a long, sweet, milky burp for the camera.

"Hahaha! A panda drinking milk from a bowl! A childhood memory for me!"

"That burp was so real!"

"Did it glance at the cat too? That damn competitive spirit!"

"Donate! You absolutely must donate! Let's buy more milk for our national treasure!"

"Get one for Cat Master too! Cat Master's testicles need nutrition!"

Suddenly, all sorts of special effects gifts started flooding the screen.

"Rocket" x1, "Sports Car" x3, "Carnival" x1... There are countless free flowers and likes, densely packed on the screen.

Although the tabby cat and Panda couldn't understand the specific value of those gifts.

But they can understand the numbers that are constantly and wildly fluctuating in the upper right corner!

I could also see the sudden sparkle in Wang Dazhuang and Ji Zuodao's eyes behind the camera!

It's getting exciting! It's really getting exciting!

Panda abandoned all restraint and started munching on bamboo shoots and apples with both hands, making a huge noise and splattering juice everywhere.

She also didn't forget to pose for the camera with various head tilts and face-covering poses, taking the word "cute" to the extreme.

The tabby cat, on the other hand, took a "cool and domineering" approach, slowly and methodically finishing off the cod fillet before attacking the canned food.

But every time it lowers its head to eat a few bites, it will raise its head and glance "faintly" at the camera with its amber cat eyes.

Its tail tip swayed gracefully, exuding an arrogant air of "I'm doing you a favor by eating this," and the audience just loved it.

"Cat Lord, look at me! You're scolding me with your eyes!"

"That smug little expression! Those balls! That contrast! I'm dead!"

The number of viewers in the live stream skyrocketed, from a few hundred to several thousand, and then to tens of thousands...

The barrage of comments was so fast that it was impossible to see them clearly, and the gift effects were almost non-stop.

Ji Zuodao initially stood with his hands behind his back, leaning against the wall, leisurely watching the fun unfold.

As he watched, the smile on his face gradually froze.

Especially when Panda unexpectedly received a "supreme salute" for a clumsy bow, and when the tabby cat inadvertently showed off its two pendants, it instantly gained more than a dozen "romantic carriages"...

Ji Zuodao silently took out his phone, opened the backend of a certain live streaming platform, and roughly estimated the value of the gifts...

I don't know, I was taken aback.

His eyelids twitched violently!

So all this time, I'm running around all day, catching demons and monsters, and all I earn is a pittance, not even as much as these two guys making sitting here eating?