My whole family is involved in diplomacy, so you dare to flex your muscles?

A dozen minutes later, the live broadcast signal was finally restored.

The host, Mark, changed into his fourth suit. His face was paler than ever before, and his eyes were sunken, as if he hadn't slept for days and nights.

He looked at the card in his hand and read it aloud in a hoarse voice:

"Welcome back. We apologize for the brief interruption caused by a technical glitch in our live stream."

Everyone knows that it wasn't a technical glitch.

Those were the world's elites who, in those ten minutes or so, collectively experienced a cardiac arrest.

"After emergency consultations with...the program organizing committee, the UN observer mission, and...all relevant parties..." Mark read haltingly, clearly indicating that the script had just been delivered to him.

"We have decided to further supplement the code of conduct for this program."

Come again?

The entire audience, as well as netizens around the world, instantly perked up.

All eyes turned to the big screen.

Emergency Supplementary Clause No. 2 to the Code of Conduct for the "Global Young Diplomats" Program

Below the title is the content of the terms and conditions.

"Article 1: In order to maintain global peace and strategic stability, in any debate related to military and defense, contestants should base their discussions on theories, strategies and publicly available information."

"It is strictly prohibited, in any form, during the live broadcast, to propose or imply any 'real-time military action verification' that could escalate the situation."

"Article 2: It is strictly prohibited to display, broadcast, or verbally state any precise geographical coordinates that have not been certified by the UN Security Council and could be used for military strikes during a live broadcast."

Article 3: It is strictly prohibited to use any misleading folk sayings such as "setting off fireworks," "delivering express packages," "checking water meters," or "community outreach" to refer to or imply the act of launching weapons of mass destruction.

When these three bizarre clauses were displayed word for word on the big screen, the whole world, after a brief moment of astonishment, burst into laughter.

[Hahahaha! I can't take it anymore! I'm going to laugh so hard my neighbors will call the police! What kind of ridiculous clause is this?!]

[International conventions have been honored for you twice! Brother Gu, you're my god! You single-handedly support the entire UN Legislative Committee!]

[Setting off fireworks, delivering packages, checking water meters, providing community services... the production team really understands Chinese culture! This summary is so insightful!]

This is the most frustrating and hilarious international order in history! The United States: I want to beat him up, but I can't beat him; I want to curse him, but I can't argue with him; now I can't even control him with rules, I can only beg him not to go too far.

Gu Yun, a man who silences his opponents, brings tears to the judges' eyes, makes the director kneel before him, and compels the United Nations to work overtime overnight!

[This isn't a supplementary clause; it's clearly a user manual written specifically for Gu Yun! "Gu Yun User Manual Version 1.0!"]

I'm incredibly excited to see what method Brother Gu will use next to force them to release version 3.0.

Amidst the global frenzy of netizens, host Mark listlessly announced the results of the fourth round.

Unsurprisingly, Gu Yun won once again with an overwhelming advantage.

His opponent, Scott, refused to continue the debate after the live stream resumed, citing the need to "reassess strategic risks."

Just kidding, who would dare to debate with a madman who's always ready to drag the whole world along to "watch fireworks"?

In the fourth round, Gu Yun won another victory without shedding a drop of blood!

However, just when everyone thought that today's program was about to end in this farce.

On the judges' panel, who had been silent until now, the Cambridge professor Hamilton, who had been humiliated by Gu Yun earlier, suddenly picked up the microphone.

He looked at Gu Yun, his face grim, and said, "Mr. Gu Yun, I admit, you are a genius at inciting emotions and manipulating the rules."

"But real debate is not about intimidation and threats."

"In the next round, the fifth segment, we will have a debate that truly tests wisdom and logic—a free debate."

"No theme, no restrictions, all contestants can ask you questions. Do you dare to answer?"

This is the true intention revealed.

They're going to use a war of attrition to besiege Gu Yun!