I met my whole family through Baidu Tieba.

Damn it, that scoundrel Li Su beat me to it!

Wei Changfeng and the other two then realized what was happening and quickly used their special moves.

"Brother Shen Kang, want a smoke?"

"Are you deaf? Brother Shen doesn't smoke! Brother Shen, try this dried mango, I made it at home, it's super sweet!"

"Hey bro Shen, wanna play games? I have all sorts of cheats for DOTA, MapleStory, I made them all myself, absolutely safe! I even have World of Warcraft cheats, but this lousy game's detection and banning are too harsh, I don't really recommend using cheats."

……

Looking at the four roommates in front of him who had suddenly become incredibly enthusiastic and chaotic, Shen Kang was filled with questions.

After a while, the dormitory finally calmed down, and everyone pulled up a chair and sat down together. Li Su then answered Shen Kang's questions.

"Dude, you don't know, there are just too few girls in our computer science department. There are too many applicants and not enough spots. Besides, all we guys know how to do is program; we're definitely not good at chasing girls—we can't exactly tell a girl, 'Look, I wrote a lottery program for you in C++, see how cool I am?'"

Wei Changfeng chimed in, "You know what, Zhang Chengran really did do that, but he wrote a cheat for MapleStory, not a lottery program. That girl from the Business Administration department told everyone about it as a joke after she got back, and it's all over the place now, hahaha."

Zhang Chengran, who was also in their dorm and was sitting next to Wei Changfeng, became furious upon hearing this: "She said herself that she usually plays MapleStory!"

"You can't just let someone sit there and watch you write for two hours and all they manage to write is one function, and it's practically crippled."

"Look how much you can write in two hours!..."

"Alright, alright, let's get down to business!" Li Su quickly stopped their argument and steered the conversation back on track. "Brother, you see, I work out every day, hoping to get a better physique so I might find a girlfriend, but it doesn't seem to be working. Guys, are you hungry...?"

Wei Changfeng and the others agreed wholeheartedly, nodding in unison. Their eyes seemed to gleam with a hungry green light.

Li Su then changed the subject: "But your performance today, brother, makes us feel like we've found hope! Can you teach us how to woo girls? We'll do this website order for you for free!"

Shen Kang then understood what was going on, and was both amused and exasperated.

College students are really thirsty.

However, it seems they asked the wrong person.

"I'd like to help you, but you've come to the wrong person for your help."

Shen Kang looked sincere and helpless. "I'm not being modest, but I really don't know how to date. I'm still a virgin and have never been in a relationship before."

The four roommates chuckled at Shen Kang's nonsense, their faces full of disbelief.

Li Su pointed at the computer screen and asked, "Brother, were all those people who added you and sent you messages girls?"

"Yes." Shen Kang nodded in agreement.

"So you call that being bad at dating, never having been in a relationship? We wouldn't even dare to dream of that!"

Shen Kang was puzzled: "They added me as a friend and sent me messages... Okay, let's assume they want to pursue me, but what logical connection does that have with whether I'm interested in dating or not?"

The four of them were taken aback. Right, it seems there's no necessary logical relationship between them.

Li Su simply ignored it all. "Big brother, teach us a few tricks, show us how to woo girls. If you don't... then we're not making this website for you!"

The other three immediately chimed in, "Yes, yes, let's not do it!"

Shen Kang sighed helplessly, "I really don't know anything about dating, and I don't understand it at all. Who in their right mind dates? But since you've all said that, I can only share my personal perspective on dating, and say a few words."

"Alright, alright! Big brother, you're right. What respectable person talks about dating? We're not respectable, we love to hear about it!"

The four of them sat up straight at the same time, widened their eyes, and pricked up their ears, afraid of missing a single word.

Shen Kang really doesn't understand dating at all—what could a guy from the future who was forced to get married to pay off his debts know?

So all I could do was make things up: "First of all, we all know that boys love beautiful women and girls love handsome men, but many boys don't actually know what the concept of 'handsome man' means to girls."

"Most women are actually very emotional and easily influenced by external factors such as others and the environment. Their definition of 'handsome' is not a fixed, rational standard, but rather an emotional illusion. Hairstyle, clothes, makeup, lighting, and even the opinions of others can all affect a woman's evaluation of 'handsome'."

"Boys, especially you absolutely rational computer science students, will still think an ugly girl is ugly no matter how much she dresses up or how much others praise her. But girls, if an ugly guy tries to dress up and others exaggerate his good looks, they'll genuinely think he's handsome. His ugly features will be idealized by them into 'uniquely handsome, ugly-handsome.' So, Li Su, if you really want to date a girl, the first thing you should do is take care of your appearance and learn how to dress..."

Li Su and the others were stunned as they listened: Goodness, bro, you call this not knowing how to date?

He was immediately overjoyed: This is the true scripture!

Listening to each of these sentences, how come the analysis is so insightful and reasonable?

The four of them were completely focused, not daring to be distracted, for fear of missing a single detail.

Indeed, one dared to speak, and the other dared to listen.

Not only that, but halfway through, people from other dorms came over for a visit. When they saw what was going on, they were immediately amazed by the glorious achievements of "Big Brother Casanova" told by Li Su and his friends. They quickly brought chairs from the neighboring dorms to listen attentively.

If you let these college students listen to "Fundamentals of Computational Thinking and Artificial Intelligence" or talk about the application scenarios of artificial intelligence in management, they might doze off. But if you let them listen to a Casanova talk about how to date, hey, they're all wide awake!

Coupled with the desire to watch the excitement, before they knew it, more and more people were in Li Su's dormitory.

One by one, the new male students brought out their stools and listened attentively, each more serious than the last. Some who couldn't find seats sat directly on the tables or the ladders to their bunks to listen.

It was a dense, dark mass of people, a sea of ​​heads.

There was no other noise, only Shen Kang's lecturing voice.

"The key isn't chasing, but enhancing your own attractiveness! As the saying goes, 'Fragrant flowers attract butterflies.' If you have something attractive about you, you don't need to chase after them; they will be drawn to you on their own..."

"Some friends easily make a mistake: they like a girl, and before they've even had much contact, they confess their feelings. They fantasize that everything can start with a confession, but the result is often tragic. Remember, a confession is never the starting point of a battle, but rather the declaration that the battle is over!..."

……

Xiao Bonian walked towards the C12 dormitory management station.

He had finished his business and was a little worried about Shen Kang: Li Su and the others were able to get into Yangda University and had real skills, so they were a bit arrogant and temperamental. Shen Kang and them wouldn't really argue, but he was afraid that Li Su and the others would look down on Shen Kang's job, not take it seriously, and just do a shoddy job.

Therefore, Xiao Bonian planned to offer a few more words of advice.

"Why do I suddenly feel a bit worried about my son?"

Xiao Bonian chuckled self-deprecatingly and quickened his pace.

But after reaching the third floor, his pace slowed down again.

The entrance to 308 was packed with people, even spilling into the aisle; the crowd was immense.

Xiao Bonian's heart tightened: Could something really have happened? Had a fight broken out? Or what? ...

He immediately quickened his pace and rushed over, squeezing into the crowd. He finally saw the scene inside dormitory 308 and breathed a sigh of relief.

Nothing happened. Shen Kang was sitting there perfectly fine, talking about something.

There were even more people inside the dormitory than outside, packed tightly together, all listening to Shen Kang speak.

Shen Kang also noticed Xiao Bonian and finally ended this lesson by the blind girl.

"...That's basically it."

"Finally, I want to give everyone a piece of advice: when looking for a romantic partner, the most important thing is not appearance, but personality. Focusing only on appearance while ignoring personality often leads to a lot of pain."

"Okay, get out of class dismissed!"