I met my whole family through Baidu Tieba.

The four people in the dormitory looked towards the door and saw a woman in her early twenties standing there. She was wearing a long-sleeved shirt and trousers, and was not tall, rather petite, with a baby face. She was quite pretty.

"Hello everyone, I'm Wu Jie, your counselor for Class 2 of E-commerce." The woman introduced herself with a smile.

The four students in the dormitory quickly stood up and went over to greet the teacher.

Wu Jie said, "I'm here today to let everyone get to know each other and to let you know that we'll meet at the playground at 9 a.m. tomorrow to pick up our military training uniforms. We'll also have a class meeting at 3 p.m. tomorrow so everyone can get to know each other, and we'll be electing a class monitor..."

There are differences between men and women, especially for female counselors in male dormitories, so Wu Jie simply gave a routine notification and then went to the next dormitory.

The four of them returned to their seats.

After Wu Jie finished informing everyone in the large dormitory and left...

Feng Moquan finally spoke excitedly: "I didn't expect the counselor to be a woman, and a beautiful one at that! I thought it would be a man."

Jin Chao nodded silently in agreement.

Wang Pan remained calm, saying, "She's just an average beauty. Back when I was out there, there were plenty of girls who were prettier than her."

"Oh, right, right," Feng Moquan replied perfunctorily.

This is what Shen Kang just taught him: you don't need to expose a terminal cancer patient; just go along with him. He's already in the late stages of cancer, what's there to argue about?

He thought this statement was quite correct.

Of course, Feng Moquan didn't argue any further, thanks in part to the fact that they had played games together in their dorm for a long time and had developed a bit of friendship.

Wang Pan was somewhat dissatisfied with Feng Moquan's perfunctory attitude, and then looked at Jin Chao.

Before Wang Pan could even speak, Jin Chao immediately agreed, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."

Shen Kang also taught him.

Wang Pan had no choice but to turn to Shen Kang and ask, "Shen Kang, do you also think that counselor was a great beauty?"

The scumbag in this dormitory holds a rather special position, subtly making everyone wary of him. Therefore, Wang Pan feels that if he can unite with Shen Kang, Feng Moquan and Jin Chao will become unimportant.

"I don't know." Shen Kang shook his head. "I'm face-blind. I can't tell the difference between beautiful and ugly women. To me, they all look the same."

Wang Pan asked in bewilderment, "Then how will you find a girlfriend?"

Subconsciously, he felt that he had to find a good-looking girlfriend. Shen Kang couldn't even distinguish between beautiful and ugly women, so how was he going to find a girlfriend?

Shen Kang retorted, "Why do I need a girlfriend? Haven't I already said that I love studying, and all I do is study? I don't plan on dating."

"You're not planning to date in college?"

"I don't plan to."

"A genius!" This was Wang Pan's assessment of Shen Kang.

He never expected that there would be male college students who only wanted to study and didn't want to date. Academic geniuses are indeed extraordinary!

Feng Moquan then started chatting with Jin Chao, from the beautiful counselor to the female classmates in the class, both guessing how many girls there would be in the class, and whether there would be any great beauties or something.

Wang Pan didn't join in; he was just standing there in a daze, lost in thought.

Shen Kang was also uninterested in talking about girls, and continued "doing math problems," refining the entire laundry room plan in detail...

As I was doing it, darkness suddenly fell over my head.

Looking up, he saw Wang Pan standing next to him.

"Shen Kang, can I borrow your network card?"

I've finished reviewing Shen Kang's information, and now we're working on the business model, so I just unplugged the USB wireless network card and gave it to him.

After a while, someone suddenly clapped their hands, and then the sound of Wang Pan could be heard.

"Brothers, follow my lead, I have an announcement to make!"

Shen Kang turned his head and saw Wang Pan standing there.

Seeing that everyone was looking over, Wang Pan continued, "I hereby announce that I am running for class monitor! I hope everyone will support me. Actually, since it's only the beginning of the semester, I may not be familiar with many things in the class yet, but I've always felt that the class monitor is someone who can serve everyone, help everyone solve problems, and lead the class to progress together."

Wang Pan suddenly stopped speaking at this point.

He turned his head and bent over to look at the computer screen for a long time before standing up straight again.

"Although I'm a freshman and may not have much experience, I consider myself a warm-hearted and responsible person..."

Shen Kang was amused by this guy—my brother Pan is really something else.

Feng Moquan interrupted Wang Pan directly, "Just pick up the computer and read it aloud."

Even a fool could see that Wang Pan had just found a speech online and memorized it.

"What's written here is exactly what I thought, so it's actually kind of my writing. I'll be fine once I've memorized it," Wang Pan explained, then asked, "Feng Moquan, I want to be the class monitor, do you support me?"

Feng Moquan thought for a moment and said, "Alright."

Anyway, he didn't want to be the class monitor, so it didn't matter who was in charge. Wang Pan wanted to be the class monitor, so it was the same for him.

"Jin Chao, what about you?" Wang Pan looked at Jin Chao again.

Jin Chao shared the same thought, "Okay."

Finally, Wang Pan looked at Shen Kang.

"Shen Kang, do you support me becoming the class monitor?"

Shen Kang remained silent.

He didn't actually want to be the class monitor; rather, he suddenly realized that having Pan Ge as the class monitor seemed like a really good idea.

Shen Kang remained silent, and Wang Pan's expression also became somewhat serious: if this filthy thing in the dormitory also wanted to run for class monitor, even he himself would feel some pressure.

The main issue was the "Mr. Shen" incident that afternoon, which left a slight shadow on the three of them in the dorm...

After thinking for a moment, Shen Kang stood up. "Let's go outside and talk."

He led Wang Pan to the balcony and closed the balcony door.

"You also want to run for class monitor?" Wang Pan couldn't help but ask first.

Shen Kang didn't answer, but instead started talking about something else: "Hypothetically, I mean hypothetically. Hypothetically, if I helped you become the class monitor, and I missed a class, would you record me as 'present' on the attendance sheet instead of 'absent'?"

Wang Pan was somewhat bewildered.

Is it really that blatant?

This "Dragon City Tycoon" was obsessed with using "responsibility" and "enthusiasm" to inspire everyone and get them to vote for him. But now Shen Kang has started to directly engage in a quid pro quo, which is quite shocking.

Shen Kang wasn't in a hurry and told Wang Pan to think about it for a while.

He had been observing his three roommates in the dormitory for most of the day and had figured some things out.

Wang Pan's laptop, which looked ugly and cheap, was a ThinkPad T61. Shen Kang had seen it when he bought his laptop; the official price was at least 16,000 yuan.

Wang Pan's clothes and trousers, however, were relatively ordinary.

Wang Pan's everyday durable goods, such as wallets, suitcases, and backpacks, are all understated yet high-end brands.

So Shen Kang figured that Wang Pan's family must be quite wealthy, but not the kind of nouveau riche who liked to show off. They must have been quite strict with Wang Pan as well—Wang Pan in junior and senior high school must have been a rather simple and well-behaved student.

This can be seen from Wang Pan's efforts to cultivate a "social persona".

From a psychological perspective, the more a person lacks something psychologically, the more they will pursue, flaunt, and showcase it.

Therefore, it might take some time for someone like Wang Pan to accept these things.

Shen Kang waited a while before Wang Pan finally spoke: "Can you help me become the class monitor?"

Shen Kang remained noncommittal: "Let's give it a try, it might not work."

Shen Kang said it wasn't certain, but Wang Pan gave it serious consideration.

After a short while, he spoke up: "Okay."

Shen Kang nodded and continued, "So, assuming I miss many classes, will you help me with the attendance sheet?"

"Wait, aren't you a top student? Why are you missing so many classes?" Wang Pan asked, puzzled.

Shen Kang chuckled: "Didn't I say it was a 'hypothesis'? Besides, sometimes I might have already studied what the teacher is going to talk about in advance, so I'll go to the library to study on my own, and that way I can learn more. In that case, I might have to skip class."

Wang Pan thought about it and agreed, "Okay. But I've heard that some university professors take attendance, so there's nothing I can do about that."

"If the teacher calls roll, then I don't need your help. I guess I'm out of luck."

Shen Kang continued to ask questions.

"So, suppose I stay out all night one night, will you write my name down when you check the dorms?"

"So, assuming I stay out all night for many nights, will you write my name down when you check the dorms?"

"So, assuming I don't have any notes in any of my textbooks, could you highlight all the important points for me before the final exam?"

……

Wang Pan became increasingly confused as he listened.

"Are you even a top student?!"

Based on Shen Kang's "assumptions," he might disappear from school for more than half of a semester.

Even the worst student in the Wangpan phenomenon wasn't this outrageous!