I met my whole family through Baidu Tieba.

He Qiuzhu was still furtively observing Shen Kang.

Shen Kang remained calm and simply said, "Oh, you've created an account for me too? That's great, saves me the trouble of doing it myself."

He Qiuzhu seemed to be completely relieved, and logged out of this account to show him two other accounts.

"I accidentally created too many accounts, I created two extra accounts."

The two accounts have different IDs: one is a male account named "Zhan Tianxia" and the other is a female account named "Die Meng Wei Xing".

Shen Kang finally couldn't hold back any longer and said helplessly, "Just hope they both get along well."

Even a fool could tell that these two accounts weren't created as an extra one, but rather intended for Xiao Bonian and Zhou Man.

However, in the original novel of "Love O2O", Zhan Tianxia and Die Mengweixing divorced. Although they reconciled later, their relationship had clearly become strained and they could never go back to what it was before.

These two names are very unlucky.

As soon as Shen Kang spoke, He Qiuzhu panicked instantly: "You really saw it?!"

"..."

Damn, it's impossible to defend against!

Then Shen Kang looked completely bewildered, "What have you seen? See what?"

"Wasn't this account created for Professor Xiao and President Zhou? I just felt those two names weren't very auspicious. I know a little bit of Qimen Dunjia magic, don't you remember? I was the one who performed the ritual when Anjia opened, which ensured that Anjia's servers were safe and sound."

After explaining, he began his analysis: "The character '战' (war) corresponds to the Heavenly Stem Geng, which belongs to Metal, representing change and conflict. '天下' (the world) in Qimen Dunjia corresponds to the 'Open Gate' and 'Tianxin Star,' indicating career success but lacking emotional nourishment... The character '蝶' (butterfly) corresponds to the Heavenly Stem Bing, which belongs to Fire, representing passion but changeability. The character '梦' (dream) in Qimen Dunjia corresponds to the 'Rest Gate' and 'Tianpeng Star,' symbolizing escapism... The 'Open Gate' of '战天下' (warning the world) and the 'Rest Gate' of '蝶梦未醒' (butterfly dream unawakened) are mutually destructive and incompatible in Qimen Dunjia. It's difficult for their birth charts to form a harmonious 'Three Auspicious Gates' pattern in Qimen Dunjia..."

He Qiuzhu was dizzy from listening, her big eyes seeming to be swirling with mosquito coils.

Seeing that things had gone far enough, Shen Kang withdrew his supernatural powers and said no more: "...In short, from the perspective of Qimen Dunjia, these two names are unlucky. You should create new accounts for them."

After Master Shen withdrew his supernatural powers, He Qiuzhu also recovered. She pursed her lips and said, "Shen Kang, I accidentally created too many of these two accounts. They weren't created for them."

As he spoke, he deleted the characters from those two accounts on the spot.

Shen Kang thought to himself, if she says no, then it's no, so he didn't say anything more.

The two of them had nothing to do for a while, so they just sat quietly.

Shen Kang then noticed that He Qiuzhu was sitting very close to him, almost touching him, and a faint fragrance wafted over, which was quite pleasant.

Then, without anyone noticing, a small, fair hand quietly slipped inside and entered his right hand.

"It's a bit cold."

He Qiuzhu looked straight ahead at the computer screen and said this calmly.

"You're wearing too little."

Shen Kang, who was only wearing a short-sleeved shirt, said this, then held her hand. It was soft, a little cool, and a little small, but it felt very comfortable to hold.

It is well known that girls are naturally prone to feeling cold, and given the large temperature difference between day and night in Yangcheng, it is quite normal for her to feel cold on summer nights.

Shen Kang held He Qiuzhu's small hand, thinking this, and then looked straight ahead at the computer screen.

On the computer screen, all the windows were closed, leaving only the classic blue sky and white clouds desktop of the XP system.

You know what, you really have to admit, this classic desktop background is fucking gorgeous, the more you look at it, the more you're hooked!

The two of them didn't say a word, just stared at the blue sky and white clouds on the computer screen, like two lunatics.

Time passed by unnoticed until a cleaning lady appeared at the front door of the classroom.

"Hey, the lights in this building are about to go out. If you want to date, go somewhere else."

He Qiuzhu, like a startled little rabbit, abruptly pulled her hand back from Shen Kang's.

Shen Kang was very unhappy with what the old lady said, thinking to himself, "Auntie, you must have a problem with your eyesight. Can't you tell that it's a brother and sister studying here?"

Yang University of Science and Technology has also carried out logistics outsourcing reform. I'll take over the cleaning contracts of Yang University of Science and Technology sooner or later and replace them all with people from our Anjia company, and replace them all with people with good eyesight!

However, he only thought it to himself and didn't say it out loud. Instead, he stood up and said, "Let's go, I'll take you back to your dorm."

After packing their laptop bags, the two went downstairs and headed towards dormitory management station number 3.

Along the way, students who were leaving evening self-study would pass by. He Qiuzhu didn't dare to put her hands in his to warm them anymore, and could only endure the cold wind of the summer night, which was as low as 22 degrees Celsius.

After sending He Qiuzhu to the No. 3 dormitory management station and watching her go inside, Shen Kang didn't leave for a moment, standing there with his brows furrowed.

A smile appeared on her face, the reeds swayed gently, and she even placed her hand in his... Did this celestial maiden harbor ill intentions towards him?

He reviewed the plot of "Love O2O" again and suddenly made a new discovery:

Who said this novel is about romance? This novel is clearly about sibling love!

When the female lead and the male lead first met in real life, the female lead called the male lead "senior brother". The word "brother" is solid proof!

Oh, so it's a sibling relationship, that's what he was saying.

It's perfectly normal for a younger sister to ask her older brother to warm her hands because she's sensitive to the cold.

Shen Kang felt relieved and strolled back to his dormitory with a clear conscience. When he entered the small dormitory, he found that only Feng Moquan and Jin Chao were there, but Wang Pan was nowhere to be seen.

Feng Moquan glanced at him, not daring to say much or ask why he only came back after the library had been closed for half an hour, for fear of being provoked by the academic star again.

Shen Kang spoke up first: "Where's Wang Pan? He went to check the dorms before 11 o'clock?"

Surprise dormitory checks at Yangko University of Science and Technology are the responsibility of the student union, while routine dormitory checks are the responsibility of the dormitory supervisors.

However, the dormitory supervisor assigned the tasks to the class leaders of each class. For example, in the boys' dormitory, if there was a male class monitor, the male class monitor would come to check the rooms; if there was a male Youth League secretary, the male Youth League secretary would come to check the rooms, and so on. After checking the rooms each day, the results were summarized and sent to the dormitory supervisor.

After Wang Pan was promoted to class monitor, he naturally took on the important task of checking the dormitories of the male students in Class 2 of E-commerce. However, he usually did the check at 11 o'clock.

Feng Moquan said, "I haven't come out of the toilet yet."

Shen Kang was stunned. "No, he went to the bathroom before I left, didn't he? He went again?"

"No, that's when I went, I haven't come out yet."

As the two were chatting, Wang Pan entered the dormitory. Reaching the door, he made a point of saying, "I'm back. It might have been a while, as always."

Shen Kang had completely forgotten what had happened before and asked, "Wang Pan, do you have hemorrhoids? Or are you constipated?"

Seeing that the three in the dormitory seemed to have forgotten what happened earlier, Wang Pan reminded them, "Jin Chao only took 3 minutes to come out of the toilet, but I might have taken a little longer."

Lying on the bed, Jin Chao instantly flew into a rage, "I was pooping!"

Wang Pan was about to say that he was also taking a dump, but then he suddenly thought, what if they really thought he was taking a dump? Wouldn't that mean he had been squatting there for nothing?

So he could only vaguely say, "It might not be that I'm taking a dump."

Shen Kang finally understood what was going on and watched with amusement.

If Wang Pan enters the workforce and goes to a club with his friends, he'll probably be the type to add two minutes to his time and insist on having a chat with a young lady about the Three Kingdoms.