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Chapter 77 My Sister is a Romance Genius

Xia Meng sat down in front of He Qiuzhu's computer, where He Qiuzhu had already opened her chat window with Shen Kang.

Seeing He Qiuzhu's QQ profile picture, I realized that Xia Meng already had He Qiuzhu's QQ account before I even knew anything about it. I knew that He Qiuzhu's QQ profile picture was an Arale wearing a Goku costume.

But when Xia Meng saw that jerk's profile picture, she couldn't help but feel jealous.

The scoundrel's profile picture is a little Goku dressed as Arale.

She really wants to use matching couple profile pictures with her sister!

Fortunately, the scoundrel's name and my sister's name are not a couple's name: my sister's QQ name is "Khaki Cat", and the scoundrel's QQ name is "General Manager Wang of AAA Building Materials Wholesale".

Xia Meng looked at the name and sneered inwardly: What a messy name, it smells like a nouveau riche, it has no taste at all.

Then, looking at the chat box, she fell silent.

To be honest, she was blinded by her sister's beauty and acted too impulsively; now she regrets it.

She wasn't stupid; why should she help that jerk? But she'd already said it, and she didn't want to leave a bad impression on her sister, so how could she legitimately take back her offer to help? Should she actually help him?

Suddenly, Xia Meng's eyes lit up.

Got it!

Xia Meng remained calm, stood up again, and gave up her seat.

"?"

He Qiuzhu looked at her with a puzzled expression.

Xia Meng tried her best to control her expression and said, "You have to do this yourself. I'll teach you the basics. Otherwise, who's dating him, you or me?"

He Qiuzhu seemed to be deep in thought, and then sat down in her seat again.

Become!

Xia Meng breathed a sigh of relief: It wasn't that she was going back on her word; her sister had also agreed.

If she can't be taught, it's because her sister lacks understanding, not because of me. I'm not some hypocritical person.

Having shed her psychological burden, Xia Meng began to speak at length: "The most exciting time in love is during the ambiguous and unclear stage. Especially for us women, our emotions are delicate, and our language is often more subtle and nuanced."

"When we miss someone, we don't say 'I miss you,' but rather convey our feelings through a series of subtle and affectionate expressions. These expressions, like twinkling stars in the night sky, are unassuming yet enough to illuminate each other's hearts."

Xia Meng threw out a bunch of mysterious theories, but didn't say a single thing about how to do it specifically.

Towards the end, she herself didn't know what she was saying anymore.

But that's exactly what she wanted.

She refused to believe that her sister could learn anything like this!

He Qiuzhu listened silently, without saying a word.

Xia Meng ran out of words as she spoke, and finished her work: "————That's basically it."

He Qiuzhu sat quietly for a while, seemingly digesting what Xia Meng had just said.

After a long while, she moved, slowly placing her hands on the keyboard, like a grandmaster raising a heaven-slaying sword.

"etc!"

Xia Meng instinctively spoke up to stop her, feeling that something was wrong with the script.

"Didn't you just say he was too busy?"

The implication is that you were just afraid of bothering him, so why are you sending him messages now?

Xia Meng thought that after she talked nonsense and confused He Qiuzhu, He Qiuzhu would fall back down!

He Qiuzhu blinked. "You're right. Communication between two hearts requires mutual respect and frank expression of one's own thoughts. You absolutely can't have that one-sided 'I'm doing this for your own good' mentality. The key is communication."

"—Did I say that?"

Xia Meng herself was confused.

The key point is that she was just rambling on and on, and she didn't even remember what she said, but He Qiuzhu seemed to be able to repeat it word for word? Can people's memories be that good?

She even began to suspect that He Qiuzhu had made up those words herself.

"I have said that."

He Qiuzhu turned back, started typing, and then sent it.

"Shen Kang, I saw a beautiful cloud in my dorm."

Xia Meng looked at the sentence and fell silent.

Oh no, my sister is a genius at romance.

This means, Shen Kang, I'm so bored in my dorm, I'm so bored I'm just staring at the sky. If you're free, could you come find me?

She actually managed to glean something real from all my rambling! Is this the kind of genius in novels who can comprehend unparalleled sword techniques from a single sword mark?!

Xia Meng could only pray in her heart that that scoundrel wouldn't understand.

The reply came almost instantly.

"Oh, that means it might rain in the next few days."

Xia Meng breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that jerk's reply: Good, good, this jerk really doesn't understand. "It might rain in the next few days?" Are you the weather forecaster?

"oh."

He Qiuzhu replied with an "Oh," and then sent another message.

"I'm reading a book, and the shadows of the trees outside the window are swaying so violently that the words on the page seem to be jumping."

Xia Meng's eyelids twitched again.

My sister is a true romance genius; this is the advanced version!

This is an anthropomorphic scene of swaying tree shadows and jumping words, implying that the speaker is restless and needs the other party to "calm down" the current agitation.

Thankfully, that bastard couldn't understand a thing.

Sure enough, that bastard replied with a message.

"Don't be silly, you live on the 5th floor, there aren't any trees that tall on campus."

When Xia Meng saw this message, she covered her mouth tightly, trying to suppress her laughter, which made her lower abdomen bulge.

"oh."

He Qiuzhu replied with an "Oh," and then sent another message.

Xia Meng watched from behind, her heart pounding with fear and relief at the same time. She was terrified because her sister had actually learned something and was handling it with ease, saying things that Xia Meng couldn't even think of! She was relieved because that jerk didn't know anything and his replies were all hilarious, like a comedian.

As I was watching, that jerk suddenly sent me a message.

"The club is recruiting new members. I'm downstairs, I'll take you to see what's going on."

"————?!"

Xia Meng's eyes widened in disbelief.

He Qiuzhu immediately stood up, looked at Xia Meng with bright eyes, and even took Xia Meng's hand, saying, "Xia Meng, thank you!"

With that, she closed QQ, happily grabbed a small bag, slung it over her shoulder, and went out.

Xia Meng was still holding the hand that He Qiuzhu had just grabbed, staring blankly at the scene with disbelief in her eyes: Where's the funny guy I was promised? How come that jerk seems to be a dating genius too?

It seems I've trapped myself in my own web.

But it doesn't seem like a complete loss, since my sister even held my hand; it's so soft!

At that moment, Shen Kang was squatting at the entrance of Dormitory No. 5, looking up at the sky.

The sky was clear and cloudless.

Well, strictly speaking, there are some.

Shen Kang looked towards a certain spot in the sky, where an airplane had just flown by, leaving a long trail of contrails that were still visible in the air.

Then he grinned.

Even tail clouds are clouds.

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