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Chapter 80 I Have a Friend (7th update, please subscribe and vote!)

In the dormitory, after making a series of posts in the group chat, Shen Kang opened the "Tian Long Ba Bu" game that he had already downloaded, logged into the game, and started playing.

He hadn't played much before, and was still level 5. He first teamed up with He Qiuzhu, then accepted the quest and went out of Dali City to do the quest in Jiange.

The three roommates had silently moved behind him without him noticing.

Feng Mo was shocked to see Shen Kang's female character "Yi Xiao Nai He" on the screen, and Lu Weiwei's male character in the team.

He thought Lao Shen was having a normal online romance, but how could he be so perverted, creating a transvestite account and having an online romance with a man?!

He'd heard of such things: a gay man pretending to be a woman to have an online romance with another man. During this time, he would constantly instill certain ideas in the other man, trying to guide him towards becoming gay.

Could it be that Old Shen is the same way? He was wondering why Old Shen was so unmoved even when being pursued by beautiful women!

"Old Shen, you're having an online romance with a guy? You don't actually like men, do you?" Jin Chao blurted out before anyone else could.

Upon hearing this, both Feng Moquan and Wang Pan subconsciously took a step back, distancing themselves from Shen Kang.

"—She's a woman."

While playing the game, Shen Kang explained, "I'm just playing a male character. Have you ever seen a guy with such a sissy name like 'Luwei Weiwei'?"

Upon hearing this, the three breathed a sigh of relief, and Feng Moquan and Wang Pan stepped forward again.

At that moment, Reed sent a message from within the game screen: "Where is the Mountain Spider Leader? I can't find it."

Shen Kang typed rapidly, "Stay where you are, I'll come find you and take you there." Then he abandoned the task he was doing and used his game character to find He Qiuzhu.

The three of them exchanged another silent glance.

Shen Kang, the academic genius, has stopped going to the library and is instead playing games with Lu Weiwei. This is so unusual. They must be having an online romance, right?

A respectable "Young Master Shen" has beautiful women pursuing him in real life but ignores them, so he comes here to have an online romance?

How beautiful must his online girlfriend be? Or rather, does Lao Shen even know what his online girlfriend looks like?

Feng Moquan couldn't help but ask, "Old Shen, have you ever video chatted with her?"

While helping He Qiuzhu kill the mountain spider leader, Shen Kang quickly recalled that he hadn't actually video chatted with He Qiuzhu. "No."

Just as Feng Moquan was about to say something more, Wang Pan tugged at him and gestured for them both to come out with him.

So the three of them left the small dormitory and went to the living room.

Feng Moquan lowered his voice and said, "I heard that those who are afraid to video chat in online relationships are all unattractive men and women. Old Shen isn't an unattractive man; I guess his online girlfriend is an unattractive woman, which is why they haven't video chatted."

Jin Chao asked, puzzled, "You guys say Lao Shen is good-looking and has good prospects, so why does he only date online and not in real life?"

"I understand Lao Shen's mindset best. I have a friend who feels the same way."

Wang Pan spoke confidently, launching into a series of analyses with ease.

"He fell in love with someone online because he never knew what she looked like. Her voice was so sweet, so he could freely imagine how beautiful she was. The more he thought about it, the more obsessed he became, and the deeper his feelings for her grew, as if she were a fairy descended from heaven."

"The other person kept making various excuses to refuse video calls, and he also had a way of convincing himself that it was because the other person wanted a soulmate and didn't want him to fall in love with her because of her appearance, so he kept refusing to video call."

"He would feel that this is a test, just like in the TV shows where rich people pretend to be poor to test whether the other person truly loves his money or his person. The principle is the same."

"It wasn't until they actually met that he realized the other person had been afraid to video chat, not because she didn't want him to fall in love with her because of her looks, but simply because she was unattractive and weighed over 180 pounds, a complete disaster in real life! The only thing that was true was that her voice was sweet."

"My friend's mind went blank at that moment; she felt like the sky was falling. Staying wasn't an option, but leaving felt wrong. In the end, I treated her to a meal, and she ate five hamburgers in one sitting."

indivual!"

Wang Pan became more and more excited as he spoke, and made a "five" gesture with his hands.

"My friend can only eat two at most in one meal! After that meal, my friend ran away, heartbroken. As soon as he got back, he deleted all of the other person's contact information and never contacted them again."

Wang Pan sighed softly as he finished speaking.

"Old Shen is just like my friend now. He feels like he already has a girlfriend who's like an angel descended from heaven online, and they're in a sweet relationship, which is why he rejected Ran Wei."

Feng Moquan and Jin Chao silently watched Wang Pan with strange expressions.

As Wang Pan spoke, his voice grew softer and softer, then he suddenly became enraged, "What kind of looks do you two have? Do you think this is my story? I told you, this is about a friend of mine!"

"Yes, yes, yes."

The two nodded silently, thinking to themselves, "So Wang Pan has this kind of history."

Wang Pan gritted his teeth, his face burning, but when he thought of Shen Kang, he immediately grinned and couldn't stop, his mouth twisting with laughter.

Good, good, good, Old Shen, I never thought you'd experience something like this. Great, that's wonderful! ————

In the dormitory, Shen Kang had just led He Qiuzhu to another mission target when "Guan Bupo" added him as a friend and sent him a message.

"I am Zhou Man."

Then another message arrived.

"Qiuzhu, I've never played online games before, what should I do?"

Because he is a female character, he thinks of himself as He Qiuzhu?

Shen Kang remained calm and replied to the message: "Just follow the task instructions on the right. Mr. Zhou, my bank card has reached its limit. Could you please top up this account with 10,000 yuan worth of in-game currency?"

Guan Bupo: "Shen Kang? Why are you using a female character? I thought you were Qiu Zhu."

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Yi Xiao Naihe: "It's alright." —

While I was typing, the three dorm mates came in. Wang Pan went straight up and shouted, "Old Shen, your Luwei Weiwei must be a super beauty!"

Shen Kang was taken aback, turned to look at him, and asked, "How did you know?"

"I knew it!"

"You guessed pretty accurately."

Shen Kang continued playing the game.

Wang Pan's mouth was agape from grinning so wide he couldn't close it.

"You guessed pretty accurately?" Looks like you've already entered a deep, obsessive fantasy phase. Keep with your online dating, Lao Shen! You have to believe that your online girlfriend is the prettiest! I'll take all the beauties from school! Shen, even with opportunities, you're useless. Keep your online romance with that person who ultimately failed to make it to the real world! ————