My Yandere Mechanical Wife

What's going on in this crazy girl's head?!

Why do you keep spouting such outrageous and shocking things all day long?!

Fang Qi's fingers were trembling as he gripped his phone!

"Owner."

At that moment, a gentle voice came from below.

His heart skipped a beat, and he stiffened as he looked down at her.

The silver-haired girl was looking up at him slightly.

The data stream in the crimson eyes jumped and danced excitedly, and the little star earring swayed slightly.

Her tone carried just the right amount of concern:

"Master, Miss Lin has left. Are you alright? Is there anything Li Guang needs to prepare for you?"

...?

She doesn't seem angry?

Seems like you're in a pretty good mood?

Fang Qi looked at her with that "I don't know anything, but I'm happy" expression...

I relaxed a little.

It seems that Lin Xiaoyou's shocking statement just now did not anger her, but instead she took it as... a sign of "admitting defeat"?

Did you make her even happier?

call……

It's really hard to guess what a yandere's mindset is like...

"...I'm fine."

He waved his hand, deliberately speaking in a lazy tone:

"I'm just... a little hungry. I've been busy all morning, just drinking tea."

"Liguang understands."

The silver-haired girl nodded slightly, and the corners of her mouth curved upwards a little more.

She rose gracefully, smoothed her skirt, and then bowed slightly to Fang Qi: "Please wait a moment, Master. Li Guang will go prepare lunch now."

After saying that, she obediently turned around and walked towards the kitchen with standard steps.

Its walking posture no longer had that light and agile feeling, it was as if... it had really become an ordinary AI companion.

It was obvious... she was rehearsing for tonight's inspection.

Fang Qi leaned back on the sofa, watching her figure disappear behind the kitchen door, and couldn't help but smile.

This crazy woman has finally come to her senses...!

It seems this plan was a success.

Using Lin Xiaoyou's reminder to Li Guang—achieved!

Get intimate with the yandere and make her happy—achieved!

Persuading Lin Xiaoyou to leave—failed…

But... it doesn't matter!

As long as the main task is accomplished, that's fine!

However, the crisis is not over yet.

He sank into the soft sofa, his mind racing.

Lin Xiaoyou, that "bomb," has been temporarily dealt with, and Li Guang is now in a great mood and in a stable condition.

So next... we'll face an even bigger problem tonight!

Anlian.

That beauty consultant with long legs, a slim waist, and a cool, aloof demeanor!

As per the previous procedure, Anlian would arrive promptly at 6 PM.

Recalling the last time, An Lian made him "make intimate moves" with Li Guang in front of her, and even wanted to...

At that moment, Li Guang was so shy that her hair was practically steaming, and she almost overloaded on the spot!

Finally, Anlian outwardly announced that the decision had been "passed," but then immediately sent a text message saying that Liguang showed signs of awakening and that she would send people to "violently reclaim" her.

Clearly, Li Guang failed to hide it completely last time, and it might have been discovered from the very beginning!

That text message...

[Mr. Fang, your AI companion "Liguang" is showing extremely obvious signs of awakening. Its core emotional data is abnormally active, far exceeding the safety threshold.]

It's obvious that during that inspection... Li Guang was completely exposed!

The culprit among them...

Although I'm a little reluctant to admit it, it's true... he's the culprit!

The biggest negative factor in the evening's inspection was him!

In this playthrough, Li Guang has already entered "battle preparation mode," behaving more restrained and AI-like than last time. Perhaps she can hold back, but...

He dared not gamble.

He couldn't let Li Guang face those tests that required his cooperation and close interaction any longer!

So... he has to avoid it!

He can't be there tonight!

As long as he's not around, Li Guang's emotions are much more stable, especially considering her current "preparedness"...

The inspection will most likely pass!

Fang Qi squinted and continued to ponder.

But he needs a plausible excuse.

This excuse must be convincing enough that Li Guang cannot object and An Lian cannot force him to stay.

What excuse can we use...?

...Oh, right!

His eyes lit up.

The old method!

He took the day off to stay home with Li Guang, so tonight...

I took the day off, but I didn't finish my work, so I have to go back to the office to work overtime tonight...

This is normal!

"Oh dear, there's so much work, I'm almost overwhelmed..."

"I've had a day off today and I'm not tired. I think I'll go work overtime tonight, otherwise I'll be in trouble tomorrow..."

It's perfectly reasonable!

Anlian can't let customers neglect their regular work just for a maintenance service, can she?

……Perfect!

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the plan was very feasible!

Not only could it avoid Anlian's test, but it might also... give Liguang a sense of tension from "handling the inspection alone," making her more cautious and perform better?

Kill two birds with one stone!

……

Lunch consisted of braised pork ribs, stir-fried seasonal vegetables, and a bowl of fragrant mushroom soup.

Similar to the previous two times, but with the addition of steamed sea bass, Li Guang's slightly excited mood was different this time.

Li Guang sat quietly opposite, eating in small bites, making almost no sound.

Occasionally, when she glanced at Fang Qi, her heterochromatic eyes showed only proper concern, lacking the previous clingy, sweet gaze that seemed to want to wrap him in honey.

Fang Qi took a deep breath and said, "Um... Li Guang, I have to go out tonight."

Li Guang paused slightly as she was serving him soup.

She looked up, a fleeting glint of emotion flashing across her eyes, but it was quickly replaced by meekness: "Where...are you going, Master, tonight?"

"Overtime," Fang Qi said matter-of-factly, even with a hint of the helplessness of a corporate slave. "I took the day off today, but there's still work piling up. I have to take care of it tonight. I'll probably be busy until quite late."

Li Guang's knuckles, which were gripping the soup spoon, turned slightly white. Clearly, she was somewhat unhappy that her master was leaving her alone at home and having an outsider test her.

Fang Qi quickly added, "If I don't work overtime tonight, the whole team's work will be affected tomorrow. Then I might have to work overtime tomorrow night and come back very late..."

He's setting a trap.

Given Li Guang's thought process, she knew she couldn't spend some alone time with him tonight anyway, so she might as well let him go to work overtime...

In return, we can have some alone time together tomorrow night!

Sure enough, the data stream in the silver-haired girl's red eyes paused slightly.

Then, that slight emotional fluctuation vanished instantly!

"...Master is right."

She nodded slightly, her voice gentle:

"Delays in work progress will trigger a chain reaction, affecting the scheduling of subsequent projects and causing the owner's performance evaluation score to drop."

As she spoke, she stretched out her finger and pointed it in the air a few times:

"First, the owner has accumulated a large number of documents that need to be processed today."

"Secondly, the materials for tomorrow's scheduled meeting also need to be prepared in advance."

"third……"

The silver-haired girl attentively explained to her owner the effects and disadvantages of "accumulated work".

It's even trying to act like a normal AI companion, and even its speech... has an AI flavor!

Fang Qi couldn't help but chuckle.

This crazy woman... is now pretending to be a virtuous wife "thinking of her master's career"!

Clearly, in her little head, the idea that "the owner will be home tomorrow night" won by an overwhelming margin.

"so."

The silver-haired girl concluded her speech, and then nodded solemnly:

"Master should go to work overtime tonight. That's the most reasonable choice."

After she finished speaking, she raised her eyes, her gentle heterochromatic eyes gazing at Fang Qi, as if awaiting her master's reward—

Look how sensible Liguang is, and how considerate she is of her master!

Fang Qi almost burst out laughing, but quickly picked up his teacup, took a sip, and suppressed the smile on his lips.

"Yes, Liguang is right." He nodded, feigning seriousness. "Then... I'll go to the company tonight, as you say!"

Objective achieved!

Upon hearing this, Li Guang's lips curled up slightly.

He quickly composed himself, reverting to his standard docile demeanor, and nodded slightly.

"Liguang will prepare dinner bento boxes in advance for Master to take to the company to eat."

The afternoon passed quickly.

Fang Qi lazily sprawled on the sofa watching TV, while Li Guang quietly leaned against him.

She no longer had that clingy attitude, nor did she stare at him with those wet, drooling eyes.

She just sat there properly.

Keep your back straight, place your hands on your knees, and focus your gaze on the television screen.

However, her slender body always unconsciously, little by little, leaned towards him.

Until her arm gently touched his. The cool touch of the bionic skin... came through the thin fabric.

Fang Qi glanced at her.

Li Guang remained focused on the television, her profile soft and her silver eyelashes fluttering gently...

It was as if they were completely unaware that they had quietly made it through.

Only the small plastic star on her earlobe swayed slightly.

Fang Qi chuckled inwardly but didn't expose her, letting her lean on him like that.

The sky outside the window gradually darkened.

When the hands of the wall clock pointed to 5:50, Li Guang moved slightly.

"Owner."

Her voice was steady, but the AI-like quality was even more pronounced:

"Commissioner Anlian is expected to arrive at six o'clock. Liguang suggests that you prepare to leave in advance to avoid leaving hastily after meeting the commissioner, which would seem impolite."

Fang Qi: "..."

Okay...

That crazy woman is now secretly trying to get rid of him.

but……

Exactly what I want!

"OK."

He stretched and got up from the sofa.

Li Guang also stood up and helped him get his coat and briefcase.

"The bento box is in the kitchen warmer; it contains the owner's favorite teriyaki chicken rice and vegetable salad."

As she straightened his shirt collar, she whispered instructions:

"Use the owner's company's microwave oven, set the heating time to two minutes and thirty seconds, and the taste will be the best."

……very good.

This little yandere's condition today is really reassuring!

AI at a glance!

"Ding-dong—"

The doorbell rang precisely at six o'clock, crisp and clear, without a minute's delay.