My Yandere Mechanical Wife

The silver-haired girl had already walked lightly to the entrance, a standard smile on her face.

The door opened.

Those long, straight legs, wrapped in a dark gray uniform skirt, came into view again!

An Lian stood tall and aloof outside the door, her black hair neatly tied back, revealing her beautifully shaped neck and her delicate face with little expression.

His light gray eyes were calm and still, and he was carrying that familiar silver briefcase.

"Good evening, Mr. Fang." She nodded slightly, her voice as calm as ever.

"Good evening, Commissioner An, please come in!" Fang Qi quickly stepped aside.

An Lian stepped into the house, her gray eyes sweeping over the briefcase and coat in his hand, her eyebrows twitching slightly: "Mr. Fang, are you... going out?"

Fang Qi immediately sighed, revealing a helpless expression typical of a corporate slave:

"Sigh, I took the day off, and I have a ton of work piled up. I have to go to the office tonight to work overtime and catch up... otherwise, I'll be in big trouble tomorrow..."

Li Guang stood obediently to the side, her hands folded in front of her, her eyes slightly lowered.

She had an obedient look on her face, as if to say, "Master is right, and I fully support you."

Very good. The little yandere did a really good job today!

An Lian's brows furrowed slightly.

"Mr. Fang, tonight's treatment includes a deep emotional core test, and your presence is required."

Her voice remained steady, but carried the disapproval characteristic of a professional:

"This concerns the long-term stability assessment of 'Rikko'. Could you please coordinate your schedule and postpone your overtime work?"

"This... is really impossible to coordinate."

Fang Qi's expression became even more troubled, but his tone was sincere:

"The project deadline is approaching. If we don't go tonight, the whole team might be affected tomorrow! I'm so sorry, Ms. An!"

He then turned to Li Guang, his tone becoming more serious:

"Liguang, you must cooperate fully with Commissioner An's inspection, do you hear me? Do what you're supposed to do, and don't cause Commissioner An any trouble!"

Li Guang immediately bowed slightly, her voice gentle:

"Yes, Master. Li Guang understands and will fully cooperate with Commissioner An to complete all inspection items."

An Lian watched the "master and servant" pair working together, her light gray eyes sweeping back and forth between Fang Qi and Li Guang.

She was silent for a few seconds, then finally sighed softly.

"I understand your work requirements, Mr. Fang."

Her voice remained cold and clear.

"However, as a maintenance specialist, I must remind you that the owner's absence may affect the accuracy of some test items. I hope you can be present at your next maintenance appointment."

"Understood, understood!"

Fang Qi nodded repeatedly: "Next time I will definitely be present the whole time! This was a really special case, please take extra care, Commissioner An!"

An Lian nodded slightly and said nothing more, which was taken as tacit consent.

Fang Qi felt a huge weight lifted off his shoulders and quickly picked up his briefcase:

"Then I won't disturb your work! Be a good girl, Riko!"

"Please take care, Master." Li Guang obediently saw him to the door.

Fang Qi gave An Lian an apologetic smile, opened the door, and slipped out.

"Bang."

The door closed gently behind him, isolating him from everything inside.

He walked briskly toward the elevator.

It worked!

We avoided that dreaded "intimacy test"!

Next... it all depends on how Rika performs!

With her current perfect AI state, and without him as a "disruptor" present...

The probability of passing the inspection should be greatly increased, right?

Haha, very stable!

Time to work overtime!

……

He really did go to work overtime.

After all, his phone was being monitored 24/7, and his location was probably already being kept under close surveillance by that crazy woman.

At this critical juncture, if he dares to do something like "pretending to work overtime while actually just loitering around"...

It seems the glass might fail the test on the spot!

Turn him into a villain, then give him a surprise remote gift!

So he strolled over to the company.

The futuristic-looking office lobby was empty, with only a few energy-saving lights dimly glowing.

Although I'm here to work overtime, there's not much actual work involved.

Well, slacking off is the true nature of a corporate slave!

"Hey, Xiao Fang? That's unusual, coming to work overtime so late at night?"

A head popped out from the next workstation.

Fang Qi looked over and saw it was Lao Zhang, the middle-aged colleague in the department who always liked to slack off during the night shift.

With his thinning hair, he held a thermos filled with goji berries, looking like he was just idling around and had nothing better to do than chat for a bit.

"Ah, Brother Zhang," Fang Qi chuckled twice, "I took the day off, so I'll come over tonight."

"I understand."

Old Zhang leaned closer and lowered his voice: "But, Xiao Fang, what's going on between you and Xiao You?"

Fang Qi's eyelids twitched: "You mean... Lin Xiaoyou? What happened to her?"

"What else is wrong!"

Old Zhang slapped his thigh, causing the goji berries in his thermos to shake a few times:

"You weren't here this morning, and when that girl saw your empty seat, her eyes immediately welled up with tears! She hid in the break room and cried for almost half an hour. When she came out, her eyes were swollen like walnuts!"

Old Zhang shook his head helplessly: "Then she would tell everyone she met, 'The senior must hate me,' 'Am I being disliked?' Oh my, she looked so pitiful..."

Fang Qi tightened his grip on the mouse.

He seemed to see Lin Xiaoyou's always energetic round face, huddled in the corner of the tea room, sobbing uncontrollably...

"...And then what happened?"

His voice was a little dry.

"And then? Hey!"

Old Zhang's eyebrows danced with excitement:

"Didn't you text her later? Goodness, the moment her phone rang, she grabbed it, looked at it, and practically jumped right off her chair!"

"His tears hadn't even dried yet, and his mouth was already stretched to his ears! His eyes were sparkling as he tapped on his phone for ages, yelling, 'My senior answered me! My senior contacted me!'..."

Old Zhang's imitation was so lifelike and deeply moving!

But I shamelessly tried to imitate Lin Xiaoyou's actions and tone of voice...

Fang Qi's lips twitched incessantly.

No... Dude! Get back to normal!

Finally, Old Zhang slapped his thigh: "And then, she rushed to the supervisor like a whirlwind to ask for leave. The way she did it...tsk tsk, anyone who didn't know better would think she'd won the lottery!"

Fang Qi: "..."

A slight pang of sadness welled up inside me.

...It would be a lie to say I wasn't tempted.

A vibrant, beautiful, lovely, and passionate girl cried like this because of a misunderstanding...

Sigh... this is really...

But the next second, images from the game's cutscene flashed through my mind...

That head, meticulously arranged by the glass light.

...Alright.

My heart is fluttering, but...

That ending won't do!

If you're attracted to her, you should stay away from her!

Otherwise, we'd be harming her!

Old Zhang, standing to the side, took another sip of goji berry tea and spoke earnestly:

"Xiao Fang, I'm not trying to be mean, but Xiao Lin is such a wonderful girl. She's lively, considerate, and beautiful. She's completely devoted to you."

"No matter how good your AI is, it's still just a machine, a cold, impersonal program. How can it compare to a real person who understands your feelings? Take my advice, turn back before it's too late..."

Fang Qi listened, managing a weak smile, but his heart was filled with mixed emotions.

He glanced down at his cuffs.

There was still a faint, lingering smell of strawberry oil.

A cold, impersonal program?

This program has broken his legs, locked him in a cage, drugged him with a smile... and even severed his tendons!

But it is precisely this process...

He would be overjoyed to receive a cheap star keychain as a gift.

She would blush so hard her face would turn bright red from his accidental touch.

He almost overwhelmed her on the spot with a joke about getting married.

Being loved so devotedly by this crazy woman... that's pretty exciting, isn't it?

well……!

...I don't want to think about it anymore!

If I keep thinking about it, that damn yandere tendencies will start to surface again!

Dangerous thoughts, stop!

He gave Lao Zhang a vague reply and opened a document, pretending to type.

Seeing that he wasn't responding, Lao Zhang reluctantly retreated to his workstation and continued slacking off.

Time slipped away little by little amidst the sound of keyboard tapping.

Fang Qi's thoughts, however, had already flown home.

Li Guang is probably still undergoing testing, right?

Without him present, those "intimate interactions" could probably be skipped, right?

She acted so "AI" today, Anlian shouldn't be able to find fault with her, right?

My fingers unconsciously opened and closed the webpage repeatedly.

Just as he refreshed his email for the nth time—

"Buzz—"

My phone vibrated in my pocket.

Fang Qi jumped up!

I frantically pulled it out; the screen lit up, and a new message lay quietly in the notification bar.

From: Anlian.

My heart jumped into my throat!

They're here...!

His fingers were trembling slightly, and after taking several deep breaths...

Click to open!

[Mr. Fang, the quarterly skincare and emotional core deep analysis of Liguang have been completed.]

Data analysis shows that all core parameters are within normal thresholds, and no signs of arousal or personality deviation risk were detected. Maintenance rating: Pass.

Fang Qi suddenly jumped up from his chair!

My fist clenched, and I almost blurted out a loud "YES"!

It's approved!

Steady!

Li Guang's wife is awesome!

He was so excited that he spun around halfway on the spot!

I can go home safely tonight!

No more dealing with yandere/darkened characters!

You can even obtain the gentle light of glass...

"Buzz".

My phone vibrated again.

Or perhaps it's Anlian.

However, I still have some professional concerns regarding the emotional module of the glasswork. I need to have a more in-depth discussion with you, the owner.

[This matter may involve sensitive analysis that could cause emotional fluctuations in AI, so it's not appropriate for Li Guang to be present. When would be a convenient time for you to meet privately to discuss this further?]

Fang Qi: "...?"