A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 128: Let's fill this gap and finish this chapter; I'll be a milestone figure for myself.

"Oh, no need—" Chef Huang was still arguing, "That's just how it works, no need to change it."

"Cough, cough—"

Peng Yuchang's dark, grimy face emerged from the black smoke, and he said weakly, "Um, Master—how about we listen to Teacher He and try something different?"

"Pfft~"

Upon seeing Peng Yuchang's face, Zhang Zifeng couldn't hold back and spat out a mouthful of milk.

Zhang Ruonan laughed until her stomach hurt, and pinched Gu Yun's thigh to vent her emotions.

"Look what you've done to Pengpeng's face! Teacher Huang, change it quickly!" He Ling said, suppressing a laugh.

Chef Huang laughed heartlessly for a while: "Okay, then let's change it, but Pengpeng, you might get smoked in that pot too."

"I accept it, Master!"

Peng Yuchang's eyes were filled with a desperate desire to survive: "If that pot was like that too, then this is my destiny to suffer this calamity!"

"Alright, then go ahead and burn it." Chef Huang spread his hands: "If you can't stand the smoke later, you can ask Xiao Gu to switch."

"After all, it was Xiao Gu who built the stove." Even at this point, Chef Huang still couldn't forget Gu Yun.

"Okay, I'll do it then."

Gu Yun laughed, "Why is lighting a stove like it's a matter of life and death?"

[Master of Rants +1]

Peng Yuchang glanced back at Gu Yun, hesitated for a long time, then pointed to the stove that Chef Huang had set up: "Why don't you do it?"

Gu Yun waved his hand: "Never mind, never mind, I don't smoke."

Chef Huang's face darkened.

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

Unexpectedly, Gu Yun added, "Brother Chang, I advise you to quit as soon as possible; it's really bad for your lungs."

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

Peng Yuchang: ————You think I don't want to?!

Chef Huang's face darkened even more, and he tried to salvage the situation with chicken soup: "Young people can't endure hardship, so cooking is like life, bitter at first, sweet later."

Gu Yun: "I don't know if young people can endure hardship, but if Brother Peng keeps burning this stove, his lungs will definitely not be sweet."

[Critical Hit! Chicken Soup Master +2]

Chef Huang's face twitched.

Having been a life coach for so long, this is the first time I've been pranked like this.

"Still stubborn, Xiao Gu is still stubborn."

Chef Huang said, "There's a saying: 'Those who don't listen to the advice of their elders will suffer the consequences.' People who care about you are only telling you these things!"

Gu Yun remained calm, sucking on the milk tube: "The path the elderly walk is not necessarily the path we should walk, and there may not be the same pitfalls along the way."

"Maybe not? What if there is? What if you fall into a pit?" Chef Huang felt he had grasped a blind spot!

"Then I'll lie in the pit for a while, and when someone comes up from behind, I'll tell them there's someone in the pit and they should go around."

While Gu Yun may not be particularly adept at writing inspirational quotes, he is quite skilled at criticizing toxic inspirational quotes and engaging in debates about "poisonous inspirational quotes."

[Critical Hit! Chicken Soup Master +2]

Chef Huang laughed in exasperation: "You're just going to lie in that pit for the rest of your life?"

"Yes, wait to die in the pit, then build a grave and fill the pit up."

"Those who come after me won't fall into this trap. I'm a milestone figure on this path."

Gu Yun's lips were as smooth as if they had been coated with honey.

[Perfect critical hit! Chicken Soup Master +4]

Chef Huang's face turned pale, then purple, and he couldn't utter a word for a long time.

—

"Hahaha~"

"A milestone figure? Oh no, I'm going to die laughing."

Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang were the first to lose their composure; they really enjoyed hearing Gu Yun's words!

At the Mushroom House, he was constantly bombarded with motivational quotes by Chef Huang, but finally someone was there to help him roast him.

Zhang Ruonan covered her mouth tightly with her hand, staring down at her dirty white shoes, her body trembling, unable to hold back her laughter.

Haha~~

Who calls a grave a milestone?

However, although it feels a bit like giving up, it actually makes some sense...

"What Xiao Gu said was a bit pessimistic, but the logic is correct."

He Ling stopped laughing and stepped in to defuse the situation: "Young people have their own path to walk, and our experience may not be suitable for them."

"But some things are just right—"

Before Chef Huang could finish speaking, Peng Yuchang, who was tending the pot next to him, suddenly exclaimed, "Oh, there really is no smoke! It's all going out of the chimney!"

"Xiao Gu, you're great!" He Ling also said.

Gu Yun smiled calmly, then looked at Chef Huang: "Teacher Huang, you seemed to have something to say just now? Go ahead, everyone's listening~"

[Master of Rants +1]

I said **!

Chef Huang gave a forced smile: "I'm going to the kitchen to get the ingredients and get ready to cook."

Lunch was prepared by Chef Huang and Teacher He together.

The other four people had nothing better to do, and since the vegetables wouldn't be ready for a while, they simply built a greenhouse.

The production team provided the design drawings.

It's not difficult. The production team has already prepared all the materials. You just need to follow the framework. It's just time-consuming.

We finished half of the work before lunch, then the four of us took a break.

"Hey, Xiao Gu, I saw you in 'Joy of Life 2' online, right?"

During dinner, He Ling found an excuse to bring up "Joy of Life 2," giving Gu Yun a chance to die.

"Yes, [Joy of Life 2] will premiere on Tencent Video in mid-November. I play Yan Bingyun in it, and I hope everyone will support it."

Gu Yun followed the lead and completed his main mission at the Mushroom House.

"Everyone, please give a lot of support to 'Joy of Life 2,' Gu's performance in it is outstanding."

Teacher He repeated it again.

Huang Xiaochu, who is usually very talkative, was not very talkative this time. Perhaps he was silenced by Gu Yun's retorts and just ate and drank tea.

After lunch, Chef Huang chose an easy task: washing the pots and pans. He then carried the plates into the kitchen.

Gu Yun, He Ling, and the other four continued working on the vegetable greenhouse.

"Sister Ruonan, could you please give me a nail?"

After the surrounding framework was completed, Gu Yun climbed up the ladder and began to build the top.

"Okay~"

Zhang Ruonan held a few nails, stretching out her arm to give them to Gu Yun, but they were a bit too short.

She stood on tiptoe, holding onto the wall, one foot off the ground, but still couldn't reach. Zhang Ruonan looked down at her legs, her face tense.

After waiting for a while, Gu Yun had to get it himself, adding insult to injury: "You still hold a grudge about your leg?"

[Master of Rants +1]

"Ah! Gu Yun! Go to hell!"

Zhang Ruonan was already annoyed, and now that someone had caught her out, she was even more annoyed. She glared fiercely at Gu Yun and said, "If you dare to say anything to me again, I'll overturn the ladder and make you fall flat on your face!"

"Received, Ultraman Seven~"

"Ah! Gu Yun!!!!"

"I've lifted the ladder!"

"I really did it, apologize to me now!"

"I'm really, really, really going to lift it up!"

Zhang Ruonan gritted her teeth, like a foolish fox being played, muttering and threatening from below, but her hands still obediently held onto the ladder.

Around four o'clock, Gu Yun finished hammering in the last nail, and then the group covered the completed greenhouse with a plastic sheet.

A simple greenhouse has been completed.