Under One Person: The Taoist Priest Descends the Mountain

Cheng Mo and Xia He sat in the second-to-last row.

The last row of windows was cracked open, and a cold wind rushed in, carrying with it the smell of smoke.

Cheng Mo turned around and saw two middle-aged men sitting in the last row. The one by the window was smoking a cigarette and had even pushed the window open a little to make sure the smoke could drift out.

"So civic-minded... what a load of rubbish!"

Cheng Mo spoke up: "I said, don't you know you can't smoke in the car?"

The man waved his hand: "I'll put it out as soon as I'm done, what's the rush?"

Cheng Mo looked at him: "I'll beat you up, then put you out of the world, and then bury you, okay?"

The man immediately became displeased, took the cigarette from his lips, and said to Cheng Mo, "Young man, don't speak so rudely."

The person next to him chimed in, "We didn't say we'd keep smoking, we only smoked this one. Do you own this car?"

Xia He turned her head, spat out a mouthful of soda, and opened fire on the two men: "Is this your car? Why don't you smoke opium?"

The man was sprayed with spittle all over his face, but he couldn't even see who had sprayed him.

I got angry and slapped him across the face.

Cheng Mo, though arriving late, slapped him across the face.

He then slapped the person next to him as well.

Snapped!Snapped!

Two crisp sounds.

The two of them didn't look young, but they slept quite well, falling asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow.

The world is quiet.

Cheng Mo reached out, took the cigarette the man by the window was still holding, stubbed it out, and pressed it between his legs.

Shila-

A slight burnt smell wafted up.

Cheng Mo stuffed the cigarette butt into the other person's pocket, then pushed open the back window—bang!

Close it.

The movements were fluid and graceful from beginning to end.

There was a three-second silence in the car.

Then, the passengers chatted, made phone calls, and rummaged through their bags, all very busy.

Cheng Mo sat back down and leaned his head on Xia He's shoulder: "I'm going to take a nap."

Xia He reached out and touched his hair: "Go to sleep, baby, be good, go to sleep."

Cheng Mo: "..."

He lifted his head, glanced at Xia He, and then put his head back down.

Forget it.

……

The car successfully stopped at Liupanshui Station.

As soon as the doors opened, passengers rushed off the train, even more eager than during the Spring Festival travel rush to get home.

Xia He rubbed Cheng Mo's ear: "We've arrived, little Taoist."

Cheng Mo nudged her with his head, stretched, and stood up with his arm around Xia He's shoulder.

Xia He: "?? I haven't even moved yet."

Cheng Mo put his arm around her and walked out, saying, "Why are you moving? I'll guide you."

Only the two people on the bus were sleeping soundly.

The driver got out of the car and went to the side to smoke.

When station staff boarded the train to clean up, they found two people lying in the last row.

A staff member walked over and said, "Comrade, we've arrived at the station. Wake up."

no response.

He called out again, "Hey, we've arrived!"

Still no response.

The staff member didn't dare to make a decision, so they went down to find their supervisor.

The leader brought five or six people up and stared at the two people for a long time.

"Try pinching the philtrum?"

I tried to revive him, but he didn't wake up.

"How about we pour some cold water on it?"

"It's so cold, this isn't appropriate."

After a moment of silence, the leader finally made the decision: "Slap him."

The leader personally took action and slapped her across the face.

Still no response.

So several people took turns slapping each other repeatedly.

After being slapped a dozen times, the two finally woke up slowly.

"What's wrong?" one asked, covering their face. "What happened?"

Another person, equally confused, asked, "Why does my face hurt?"

A group of people surrounded the two of them, each with an innocent expression.

"Maybe he slept too long and his head hurts."

"Yes, yes, yes, sleeping for a long time while traveling can easily cause this."

"I've experienced that too; my face feels numb when I wake up."

The two looked at each other.

They both noticed that the other's face was swollen.

"Oh dear, why is it swollen?"

The leader asked with concern, "Should we take you to the hospital to get checked out?"

The two shook their heads repeatedly: "No, no, we have other things to do."

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He covered his head and ran as fast as he could.

After running quite a distance, one of them finally realized, "Wait a minute, how did we fall asleep?"

The other person was also taken aback: "Yeah, how did she fall asleep?"

The two stood at the exit, looking at each other in bewilderment.

I just can't remember.

……

the other side.

Cheng Mo and Xia He were naturally unaware of what happened next in the car.

Cheng Mo wanted to find a secluded spot to take his motorcycle into the mountains.

Xia He pulled him aside and said, "Since we're already here, let's go shopping first. After all, our statuses are different now."

Cheng Mo hugged her tightly: "Hey, don't talk nonsense, we're completely innocent."

Xia He glanced at him sideways: "Why are you holding me so tightly when we're completely innocent?"

Cheng Mo replied matter-of-factly, "You paid me."

Xia He pulled a card from her pocket and stuffed it into Cheng Mo's pants pocket: "Now?"

Cheng Mo took out the card and looked at it: "Let me ask first, how much money is on this card?"

Xia He raised an eyebrow: "This is a credit card, with a monthly limit of 100,000 yuan."

Cheng Mo stuffed the card into his pocket and called out, "Mom~~"

Xia He raised her hand to hit him: "I'm going to hit you!"

Cheng Mo turned his head to the side, still holding her arm tightly: "So what do you want me to call you?"

Xia He opened her mouth, whispered two words in his ear, and her face suddenly turned red.

Cheng Mo shoved her away: "That's a different price!"

Xia He quickly pulled out another card and slapped it on Cheng Mo's chest: "This card contains all my allowance and New Year's money from childhood to adulthood, a total of 80,000 yuan. Is that enough?"

Cheng Mo pulled her into a tight hug, his voice dripping with sweetness: "Little Hehe~~"

The voice was so sweet that the older men and women passing by almost threw up their breakfast.

Xia He, however, was quite pleased with herself. She nestled in his arms and pinched his cheek, saying, "That's right. As long as you serve me well, you'll be rewarded handsomely in the future."

"Ugh—Ugh!"

Someone actually vomited.

Cheng Mo and Xia He turned their heads to look.

A blonde woman was leaning against the wall, vomiting profusely.

No, wait, that body shape, that silhouette...

Wang Zhenqiu!

Wang Zhenqiu vomited, quickly stepped aside, and pointed at the two of them, his eyes almost bulging out of their sockets: "What happened to you two? Cheng Mo, did you finally let Xia He get her way? We agreed to be each other's wings!"

Cheng Mosong opened the summer crops.

Xia He also took a half step back.

Cheng Mo clenched his fists and shook his neck: "I think you're asking for a beating again."

Wang Zhenqiu retreated repeatedly: "I'm warning you, don't do anything reckless in public, or I'll call the police!"

Chinese people love to join in the fun.

Besides, who wouldn't love to gossip about handsome men and beautiful women?

Soon, the area was surrounded by layers of people.

Seeing that there were many people around, Wang Zhenqiu became bolder and started shouting recklessly, "Fellow brothers, sisters, uncles, and aunts, please be the judge! These two scoundrels over there—"

He pointed at Cheng Mo: "This man was originally my dearest friend and loved one!"

Pointing at Xia He, he said, "Just because of this woman! He abandoned me! I followed him through thick and thin, through wind and rain, what did I get out of it? I just wanted genuine love in return! And what did he do? He was showing off his affection for another woman right in front of me!"

A commotion broke out around them.

People started whispering among themselves.

"What do you mean? Were they a couple before?"

"Is that woman a mistress?"

"That doesn't make sense. That woman is so beautiful, why would she need to be a mistress?"

Wang Zhenqiu clutched his chest and continued, "You have no idea how good this man used to be to me. He cooked for me every day, practiced martial arts with me, and told me stories at night—"

Cheng Mo's forehead veins bulged.

Wang Zhenqiu got more and more excited as he spoke: "And now? He won't even look at me, his eyes are only on that woman! I've given him so much, and he just dumps me like that!"

People around him began to sympathize with Wang Zhenqiu.

"Oh, how pitiful."

"This guy is so heartless."

"Exactly, exactly. We've been together, how could you do this?"

However, many people were also staring at Xia He, their gazes shifting back and forth between Cheng Mo and Xia He.

One of the guys even yelled at Cheng Mo, "Bro, adults don't make choices, they want it all!"

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