Under One Person: The Taoist Priest Descends the Mountain

Cheng Mo's face darkened, and he pointed at the guy: "Brother, stop messing around, okay? His is bigger than yours."

The guy was stunned.

The surroundings fell silent for a second.

Wang Zhenqiu looked at Cheng Mo in shock.

Is this a joke that far-fetched?

While he was still in a daze, Cheng Mo rushed forward.

Wang Zhenqiu reacted quickly, taking a step back and then retreating three steps in total.

I stepped back right next to that guy from before.

That guy was really bold; he actually pulled off the "monkey stealing peaches" trick.

Wang Zhenqiu's legs went weak instantly. He yelled and slapped the guy away.

The guy was completely stunned. He looked at his hands, then at Wang Zhenqiu: "It really is a man?!"

Now, the way the surrounding crowd looked at Wang Zhenqiu changed.

No, even the way they look at Cheng Mo is different now.

Xia He covered her face: "What kind of mess is this?!"

Cheng Mo's forehead veins bulged as he strode after him.

Seeing that things were not going well, Wang Zhenqiu turned tail and ran.

The crowd simply wouldn't cooperate.

Every man and woman passing by would play the trick of "monkey stealing peaches".

If Wang Zhenqiu hadn't been so skilled, these peaches would have been gone.

He struggled forward, dodging left and right, leaping and bounding, but also screaming in agony all the way:

"what!"

"Oh~"

"oops!"

"Huh~"

"Wow!"

"Holy crap! Stop messing with me!"

The cry was melodious and undulating.

Just as he was about to break through the encirclement, the station's security personnel finally came out.

"What are you doing?! Scatter!"

"Don't crowd around here!"

After a chaotic commotion, the crowd dispersed.

Cheng Mo chased after Wang Zhenqiu.

Xia He found a place to sit down in the station, took out her earphones, put them on, and started listening to music.

This isn't the first time the little Taoist priest has beaten up the golden retriever; watching it twice is enough.

No, that's more than enough.

Xia He had barely sat down when she noticed someone approaching.

Looking up, I was surprised to see Xia Liuqing.

Xia He took off her headphones, stood up, and exclaimed with delight, "Grandpa Xia, what brings you here?"

Xia Liuqing chuckled and said, "Little Hemiao, what are you saying? Does that mean I can't come here?"

Xia He waved her hands repeatedly, "No, no, I meant, didn't you go to see Granny Jin Feng? How come you have time to come here?"

Xia Liuqing's smile remained unchanged: "I can't hang out with Jin Feng every day, you know, Jin Feng and I haven't done anything yet. Just like you, you don't hang out with Cheng boy every day either, do you?"

Xia He smiled shyly: "Well, the little Taoist priest and I came here together. We were just about to go shopping."

Xia Liuqing's smile froze for a second.

He immediately waved his hand dismissively: "Young people are great, they can fall in love so easily."

Xia He chuckled foolishly.

Xia Liuqing couldn't hold back any longer: "I know you're happy, but your smile is creepy."

Xia He quickly suppressed her smile and changed the subject: "Um, Grandpa Xia, what brings you here? I just saw Golden Retriever, are you here to see him?"

Xia Liuqing clapped her hands: "Oh, right, I asked that scoundrel to pick me up, where did that kid go?"

Xia He's expression was strange: "Golden Hair probably won't have time to pick you up for the time being."

Xia Liuqing was taken aback: "What's going on?"

Xia He: "..."

the other side.

Cheng Mo chased Wang Zhenqiu for two blocks, but still couldn't catch him.

It's been a few months since I last saw you, and your legwork has improved quite a bit.

Wang Zhenqiu was also clever; he always went to places with lots of people.

He seemed certain that Cheng Mo couldn't catch him, and began to chatter: "Uncle Cheng, what's wrong? Are you too old to run anymore, or has that little vixen Xia He drained you dry?"

"We men can't let women get us easily, otherwise, when you get to your age, you'll definitely be past your prime. Look at you, you can't run anymore!"

He took a few steps, then glanced back to make sure he was maintaining a safe distance before continuing his tirade: "Of course, I understand that at your age you want to find a woman to warm your bed, but—"

What the hell!

When Wang Zhenqiu turned around, Cheng Mo's handsome face was already right in front of him.

Weren't we just five meters away a moment ago?

Is it equipped with a speed demon?

Or did he use his superpowers in front of ordinary people?

Cheng Mo didn't use any special abilities.

They simply used two passersby to block Wang Zhenqiu's view, making him think he was still far away, and then launched a surprise attack while Wang Zhenqiu was moving in an S-shape.

She grabbed him by the back of the neck.

Wang Zhenqiu immediately stopped making a fuss and shrank his neck: "Uncle-Master, is it too late for me to kneel down now? Cola Novels, this is where dreams begin, and where dreams come true."

Cheng Mo looked at him: "What do you think?"

Wang Zhenqiu yelled at the top of his lungs, "Help! Murder!"

No one believed him because of his exaggerated tone and actions.

Just assume it's two young lovers playing around.

Two nosy guys even whistled at him, really loudly.

Cheng Mo grabbed the rascal by the back of the neck, dragged him to a secluded corner, and threw him against the wall.

Wang Zhenqiu reacted quickly, immediately crouching down and covering his head, crying out, "Don't hit my face!"

boom!

The rascal's leg went numb, and he sat down on the ground with a thud.

Cheng Mo sneered, "Don't try to embarrass me, huh?"

Wang Zhenqiu clutched his head tightly, crying, "My head won't do either!"

boom!boom!

The scoundrel's hands were numb, so he let them hang down and shook them, then looked up at him with an innocent expression: "How about I kowtow to you and admit my mistake?"

Cheng Mo threw a punch.

Two punches.

Two.

Four or five more punches.

A pig's head paired with panda eyes.

Hey! At first glance, I thought the panda had dyed its hair blonde.

After beating them up, let go.

Cheng Mo stretched his arms: "You rascal, what are you doing here?"

Wang Zhenqiu, sporting a pig's head, mumbled incoherently: "Shouldn't I be asking you this? I'm the one who's here."

Cheng Mo frowned: "You live here?"

Wang Zhenqiu nodded.

Suddenly, he slapped himself: "Oh no, I forgot, I have to pick up Old Man Xia."

Cheng Mo asked in confusion, "Grandpa Xia is here? Specifically to see you?"

"If you're not going to contact me, why are you?"

Wang Zhenqiu didn't care about his image anymore, got up and walked out: "Let's go, let's go pick someone up."

Cheng Mo also returned to the station.

Upon arriving at the station, Cheng Mo immediately spotted Xia He.

Then I saw the old man next to her.

Wang Zhenqiu, with his panda eyes squinting, was still looking around.

Cheng Mo grabbed him by the neck and led him toward the two of them.

Xia He also saw Cheng Mo and waved to him: "Little Taoist priest, over here."

Cheng Mo and Wang Zhenqiu approached each other.

Xia Liuqing stared at the scoundrel and asked uncertainly, "Are you a scoundrel?"

Wang Zhenqiu, sporting a pig's head, nodded: "Old man, you're really not paying attention. Shouldn't you still be able to recognize me even if I were reduced to ashes?"

Xia Liuqing looked him up and down: "How could I possibly recognize you looking like this?"

Passersby frequently glanced in their direction.

After all, this combination is quite strange.

Two handsome men and beautiful women, an old man, and... a pig's head?

However, these people were only eye-catching, unlike before when they attracted a crowd.

Xia Liuqing looked at Wang Zhenqiu, then at Cheng Mo: "Wait, are you two going to fight again later?"

Wang Zhenqiu pointed to his face: "Old Xia, what you're saying is wrong. It's obvious I was the one who got beaten up, where did this fighting come from?"

Xia He chuckled, "Golden Retriever, aren't you ashamed at all?"

Wang Zhenqiu said matter-of-factly, "What's so shameful about being beaten up by my own uncle? Well... it just takes a while for my face to recover."

Xia Liuqing clicked her tongue twice: "I really want to send you to the Huode Sect right now. I wonder if that kid from the Huode Sect will still be interested in you after seeing you like this."

Xia He's eyes lit up: "What's going on?! Who from the Huode Sect has that blond guy hooked up with this time?"

Wang Zhenqiu shouted at Xia He, "Don't slander me! I'll sue you for defamation!"

He pointed at Xia He and said to Xia Liuqing, "She's slandering me!"

Xia Liuqing was speechless: "...Do you even believe that yourself?"

Wang Zhenqiu looked wronged: "I've never even had a girlfriend, how could I be trying to seduce anyone?"

He turned to Cheng Mo to complain, "Uncle Cheng, can you control your girlfriend? She's slandering me!"

Cheng Mo's expression was strange: "...You don't have a girlfriend, but do you have a boyfriend?"

A look of shock appeared on Wang Zhenqiu's pig-like face.

It's so swollen, I don't know how it can still make expressions.

This skin is so elastic.

"You...you...how could you become like this? I've wasted my time!"

Xia He chimed in from the side, "Hey, Golden Hair, don't change the subject! What's going on between you and that guy from Huode Sect? Tell me in detail."

She then realized something was wrong and turned to Xia Liuqing, asking, "Golden Retriever definitely won't tell, Grandpa Xia, can you tell me?"

As she spoke, she playfully clung to Cheng Mo's arm and rubbed against him.

Cheng Mo looked down at her: "No, you're asking why Grandpa Xia was acting all cute and clinging to my arm?"

Xia He looked up at him and said, "Then I'll go hug Grandpa Xia's arm~"

Cheng Mo pulled her into a tighter embrace: "Then let's not."

Xia Liuqing took three steps back: "You'd better not come near this old man in your current state."