Simultaneous Transmigration: What the heck is the kids' channel?

"I've heard that people often drive illegally in this area?"

"I'll stay here today!"

"I'd stake my ten-year career as a traffic cop on this; even Jesus couldn't stop me today!"

Beside the intersection, a traffic policeman wearing sunglasses was grilling fish by a fire, glancing at the road from time to time.

Only after realizing that no one else was around did he continue to focus intently on grilling the fish.

Continue roasting the scallions and adding salt.

A moment later, the grilled fish emitted an enticing aroma.

"It'll be ready to eat in a bit."

The traffic policeman swallowed hard.

Meanwhile, at the other end of the road.

"Hiccup~ Xiaoming, aren't you going to order anything?"

Bald Qiang drove with one hand, smacked his lips, and took out a green bottle to drink.

The pickup truck lurched erratically, and Shen Ming, sitting in the passenger seat, bulged a vein in his eye: "Brother Qiang, what are you doing?"

"Hahaha!" Bald Qiang, enjoying his drink, casually replied, "What?"

"My mouth is a little dry, how about some wheat juice?"

"Would you like some? I put them in the fridge last night."

"No need, you drink it."

Shen Ming waved his hand and quickly refused.

"Brother Qiang, be careful!"

The next second, just when he thought Bald Qiang would be more composed, Bald Qiang raised an eyebrow.

"Not drinking? Then I'll drink it all, and I'll show you how to drift!"

"Hey, you two bears in the back, hold on tight!"

"Now, just wait and see how amazing I, the God of Speed ​​from Bear Ridge, am!"

Bald Qiang's eyes narrowed, and he gripped the steering wheel, slamming on the gas pedal!

The two bears immediately shouted happily.

"Faster! Faster!"

"Great, that was really fun to drive!"

"Bald Qiang's driving skills are pretty good!"

"Wow, hahaha!"

"A piece of cake!"

The wind whistled past his ears, and Shen Ming's body stiffened. The scenery outside the window changed rapidly, and from this perspective, he seemed to be the most normal one.

The traffic policeman at the intersection ahead, who was grilling fish, blew on the golden-brown fish and was about to take a bite when...

Whoosh!

boom!

The blue pickup truck flashed past him like lightning, even dropping an apple in the process.

Unfortunately, the fish hit him instead, causing him to lose his grip and fall into the fire!

The fish, which was originally golden in color, has now turned completely black!

His face darkened instantly, and he said in annoyance:

"Damn it! My grilled fish is burnt! And they were speeding and littering!"

He pushed up his sunglasses and his pupils contracted.

"Hey, is that guy driving a go-kart?"

"Do you think this road belongs to you?"

The traffic police officer immediately placed the fish on the seat next to him, put on his helmet, and chased after them.

A piercing alarm sounded.

"It's gone so quickly?" Seeing that the bottle was empty, Bald Qiang casually threw it out the window.

"Brother Qiang is something else! Not only did he drink and drive, but he also littered with bottles!"

"Aren't you afraid? What if something unexpected happens?"

Shen Ming looked at Bald Qiang with great helplessness.

That's incredibly powerful!

"Hahaha! Xiaoming, don't worry, I've been driving this road for so many years, there's absolutely no problem. Don't worry about it."

Bald Qiang's cheeks were flushed, but he still told Shen Ming to rest assured.

Can I rest assured about this?

I definitely can't rest easy!

Who would joke about their own life?

"Bald Qiang, it looks like someone's chasing Shen Ming. Can you take a look?"

Xiong Da's voice rang out from behind.

"Huh? Who's so bored?" Shen Ming glanced at the rearview mirror, and his expression changed upon seeing it.

That's a bastard vehicle! And that alarm sound!

And what about this person wearing sunglasses?

Taken individually, they're fine, but all of them together are a disaster!

Isn't that the legendary veteran policeman from Bear Ridge who's been around for ten years? What's he doing here?

What's the deal with grilled fish?

"Hmph, you want to date your Brother Qiang? You'd better hurry up and catch Xiong Da and Xiong Er in your next life!"

Bald Qiang sneered, a fire igniting in his eyes as he slammed on the gas pedal, surprisingly displaying a unique flair as he steered the wheel.

The blue pickup truck kept overtaking and dodging other vehicles, performing several maneuvers in a row.

Soon all that was left was exhaust fumes.

"Arrogant! Extremely arrogant! Don't they know what they've done wrong?"

"Hey! You actually dare to drive drunk!"

The traffic policeman picked up the green bottle that Bald Qiang had dropped earlier, smelled it, and immediately chased after him. The cars next to him all swerved to get out of the way.

However, there were still a few cars blocking the way. Was there always that many cars on this road?

"Calling headquarters! Calling headquarters! I've spotted a criminal on the Bear Ridge section of the road. He's extremely aggressive, and there's too much traffic here. Requesting backup! Requesting backup!"

The traffic police officer called out on his walkie-talkie while keeping his eyes fixed on the direction of the exhaust fumes.

He didn't understand why the other party could drive the pickup truck like that.

Does he really think he's driving a go-kart?

But it's alright, the other party won't be arrogant for long, and soon it will all be his achievement!

In his ten-year career as a traffic policeman, what storms hasn't he weathered?

Now there's one more.

We'll talk about it when we get to the station.

..........

"Hey, Xiong Da, that guy just now, wasn't he a traffic cop?"

Xiong Er's eyes widened, and after a long while, he slowly spoke:

"Wow, Bald Qiang is so daring! But his pickup truck driving skills are really impressive."

"They dodged it all."

Xiong Da nodded subconsciously: "They should indeed be human traffic police, but Bald Qiang's driving skills were really amazing. He managed to get us out from so many cars."

"Is there a chance we'll get caught? Will we be sold to a zoo?"

Xiong Er was a little worried. He had gotten into such a big mess on his first outing. Would he still be able to play happily in the forest in the future?

Then we won't be able to eat honey potato chips anymore, and we won't be able to see our friends anymore either, right?

He doesn't want to leave his home!

What if another annoying lumberjack comes along in the future?

The more Xiong Er thought about it, the more frightened he became.

"The zoo?" Xiong Da shuddered. Bald Qiang used to say that all the time, but he didn't think the other party could catch him and Xiong Er.

But this time is different!

just in case......

"No, no!" Xiong Da's eyes sharpened. "We must help Bald Qiang; we absolutely cannot let him escape!"

"Why are we bears, and not pandas?"

Xiong Er sighed: "I've heard that pandas are very popular in zoos."

"Stop thinking about that, Xiong Er. We bears are bears, how could we be pandas? Or do you want to eat bamboo in the zoo?"

You can eat it every day ✓

But eating bamboo is not allowed. ×

"Baldy Qiang, go faster! The people behind are catching up!"

"Weren't you driving really fast in Bear Ridge? Is this how you drive on a main road?"

As soon as Xiong Da saw the other person reappear in his field of vision, he quickly provoked Bald Qiang.

People can unleash their potential when they're pushed!

He doesn't want to be locked up in a zoo.

This Bear Ridge is great for eating and drinking!

Even the best zoo can't compare to being inside a tree hollow! He doesn't want to be observed every day, especially since he's heard they do some strange research!

"So persistent? I admire people with perseverance!"

Bald Qiang didn't even look in the rearview mirror; he was successfully provoked by Xiong Da.

"Next, I'm going to use all my strength!"

Shen Ming: "?!"

Wow, no wonder it's a children's channel!

At that moment, he didn't dare to say a word, for fear of affecting Qiang Ge's performance.

Bald Qiang kept accelerating, weaving back and forth to perform one difficult move after another.

He's really really got a knack for using this pickup truck.

It turned into a real go-kart!

As the drainage ditch bends, a quick dodge and weave is all it takes.

The traffic became increasingly dense, and not long after Bald Qiang drove off, there was a traffic jam behind him!

The traffic policeman watched the pickup truck speed away, his eyes narrowing behind his sunglasses.

This person is extraordinary.

Then I picked up the grilled fish and took a bite:

"It's burnt, but it's still edible."

"Ugh! Why is there such a traffic jam at a time like this?!"

Meanwhile, in the pickup truck.

"Bear Two, you can't drink anymore! Understand?" Bear Big said seriously, "Drinking will change a person's personality, turning them into a very dangerous person."

"I definitely won't, don't worry, Xiong Da!" Xiong Er also knew that today's events were caused by drinking.