Simultaneous Transmigration: What the heck is the kids' channel?

Good news: I've time-traveled! Bad news: And I've also time-traveled to a children's channel? Wait, something weird seems to have snuck in too? Jackie Chan Shen Ming: I'm a wizard, as everyone knows, I'm not... Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf: Hey, how about a can of lamb? Piggy Hero Shen Ming: Why bother~ Why bother? Oh, Xiao Ming: I'm a little lonely today~ Crayon Shin-chan Nohara Akira: You're pretty good at being a jerk~ Are you saying I'm some weird thing? Armor Hero Shen Ming: I'm fighting for justice... Seer, Ironclad Beetle, Kuiba, Star Journey, Dragon Warrior, Heavenly Book, Marble Legend... Take a break, I'll be right back!