Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

On the set of "The Dark Knight," Shen Mo completely let loose and became the Joker.

When others are around, he is capricious, cunning, and deceitful.

For the rest of the time, the crew members were unwilling to deal with him.

In his long period of loneliness, his life consisted only of fried chicken, hamburgers, and large Cokes.

These giant fried chickens from the Ugly Country are really something else; Shen Mo felt like even his poop smelled like sesame oil.

Pinching his adorable belly, Shen Mo became increasingly perverted.

Damn it, I've become a dead fat otaku.

John Wick has been released quickly under Warner Bros.' schedule. At the beginning of its release, there were not many theaters showing it, and the box office was lukewarm.

However, as the media began to reveal that Shen Mo was the lead actor in "John Wick," the media then brought up Shen Mo's past relationship with Anne Hathaway again.

The criticism also brought more people to the attention of the movie "John Wick".

The box office also began to climb steadily, reaching 20 million US dollars.

Seeing that things were going well, Warner Bros. released the news that Shen Mo would play the Joker in "The Dark Knight".

This caused an uproar.

Public opinion was in uproar; the people of the Ugly Country could not accept a yellow-skinned clown.

Warner is a cunning old fox; they know all too well how to let these negative rumors fester.

The criticism reached a peak.

Warner added fuel to the fire by spreading rumors that Shen Mo had raided a gang's hideout.

As more and more people got involved, the rumor turned into an urban legend.

Following in the footsteps of Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li, Shen Mo became yet another powerful figure possessing mysterious Eastern kung fu.

The people of the Ugly Country have very simple and honest feelings.

Look at that yellow-skinned bastard, he's terrifyingly strong, we miss his movies.

John Wick's box office also soared, surpassing $50 million and eventually settling at $70 million.

Although $70 million isn't much at the North American box office, this is a purely Chinese film.

Its box office was second only to "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" (1.28 million yuan) and more than 50 million yuan higher than "Hero".

For viewers, especially domestic viewers, this second-place ranking doesn't make much of a splash.

However, those in the industry all understand what this box office performance means.

John Wick was made.

Silence was formed.

All stakeholders were frantically searching for Shen Mo, but no one could find him.

Because Shen Mo is not online right now, only Joker is online.

Since the main party could not be found, various invitations and cooperation intentions flew to Ula Grassland like snowflakes.

Lu Yang sat in Wula Cao's office, his face filled with anxiety, and asked Yanzi, "Why isn't Shen Mo answering his phone?"

Swallow sighed, feeling helpless.

Having already visited the Batman set several times and seen Shen Mo transformed into a fat, nerdy, and perverted man, Yanzi felt that the company could no longer rely on him.

"There's nothing we can do, he's gotten fat and gone crazy."

"That damn Shen Danu! He certainly knows how to find a moment of peace." Lu Yang said angrily.

Yang Tianzhen adjusted his glasses and said to Lu Yang, "You know what he's like."

"So many people want to invest in the sequel to John Wick, it's driving me crazy."

"Director Lu, why don't you take on another job? It's not good to just wait around for Shen Mo."

Upon hearing Yang Tianzhen's words, Lu Yang shook his head vigorously, like a bell.

It's not that no one wants to make movies for him, but he feels that his current abilities are only good enough to work with Shen Mo, and he's not quite there yet when he's working alone.

He wasn't the ambitious type, so he decided to wait for Shen Daniu to come back and then stick with him.

Moreover, Lu Yang had seen Shen Mo's stack of scripts, especially one called "Brotherhood of Blades," which he absolutely loved.

Before Shen Daniu left, he told him that if "John Wick" didn't become a hit, he should continue making it.

If it becomes a hit, we'll make a movie called "Brotherhood of Blades".

At the time, he didn't understand this guy's thought process. Now that "John Wick" is a hit, he realizes that damn, this sequel is going to be released worldwide!

"Let's wait until that brat comes back before we talk about it."

Seeing Lu Yang's expression, Yang Tianzhen quickly said, "Director Lu, why don't you join Ula Grass too?"

Upon hearing this, Lu Yang's face twisted in pain.

Erpang realized he had said something wrong.

"If you don't want to join, just pretend I didn't say anything."

"Who said I didn't want to join? I rented this office; it's just that bastard Shen Daniu who didn't sign a contract with me to save on wages!"

Yanzi listened to Lu Yang's words and expressed her deep agreement.

Only someone like Shen Mo would do something like that.

Yang Tianzhen's glasses gleamed, and then he mysteriously pulled out a script.

When Lu Yang took a look, he was surprised to find that it was the movie he had been longing for, "Brotherhood of Blades".

After pondering for a while, Erpang tentatively suggested, "How about we start this project?"

Upon hearing Erpang's words about rebelling against the Heavenly Gang, Yanzi pondered for a long time.

"It's not impossible..."

Seeing that Yanzi supported him, Yang Tianzhen said excitedly:

"Mimi, Zhu Yawen, and I have all agreed that they will all join our Wula Grass."

"So, both roles are settled."

Lu Yang was dumbfounded when he saw the two chubby little girls in front of him, who were directly threatening the emperor to command the feudal lords.

"I think...why don't we give it a try?"

......

Shen Mo, far away in the Ugly Country, was completely unaware that his two henchmen were plotting a rebellion at home.

The Joker's complete self-indulgence on set is giving Nolan a major headache.

It's not that Shen Mo acted badly, it's that he acted so well that it didn't seem like acting at all.

Another thing that's giving him a headache is that Shen Mo now spends most of his time either filming or staying in his hotel.

The props team has complained to themselves several times that the clown costume is not big enough.

Fortunately, the final scene of blowing up the hospital has finally arrived, and then he can get rid of that bastard Shen Mo.

If they filmed any further, Shen Mo's costumes would no longer be able to hide his fat.

Look at that son of a bitch's ass.

Nolan faced immense pressure regarding the demolition of the hospital.

Because it's a real explosion.

It can only be blown up once.

Too many explosives were planted, lest they blow up that bastard Shen Mo and leave a trail of oil everywhere.

Burying too little soil may not be effective.

Explosions are always difficult to control.

After a great deal of effort, the preliminary preparations were finally completed.

Nolan specially offered incense to Guan Yu, hoping that the old man would bless the filming to go smoothly.

Shen Mo, dressed as a clown, kept poking Nolan in the lower back.

"You're not going to use this opportunity to blow me up, are you?"

"Do you think I've gained weight?"

"People get fat because of you."

"You have no conscience."

Already extremely agitated, Nolan knelt before Guan Yu and prayed silently.

He really can't afford to offend Shen Mo right now, so he can only pray that Lord Guan will finish filming the movie smoothly and get rid of him as soon as possible.

If you don't get out of here soon, we'll have to redo the costumes again.

Shen Mo, wearing a white coat, strolled leisurely down the hospital corridor, feeling the fiery snakes licking the tip of his buttocks.

When they reached the hospital entrance, the pre-set explosion point did not detonate.

He turned around and looked back, puzzled.

Nolan stared at the monitor screen, his face ashen.

One of the detonation points failed.

Thinking about the budget for this building, he felt like jumping into the river.

Just when he was feeling utterly hopeless, the clown pulled out a remote control from his pocket.

The stunt team responsible for placing the explosives discovered that it was actually a manual detonation remote control they had prepared to prevent accidents.

The team leader started swearing at the team members and then tried to rush over to grab the remote control.

Shen Mo smiled at the stunt team, pressed the remote control, and then all the explosives detonated simultaneously.

The shockwave instilled terror in people even those far outside the containment zone.

Shen Mo, on the other hand, ran like a freak into the school bus.

The demolition team members were so frightened by Shen Mo that they burst into tears, almost letting this bastard ruin their careers.

The string that Nolan was holding onto seemed to be being plucked back and forth by Shen Mo, who seemed to have spittle on it.

He disregarded his composure and yelled at the production crew and security personnel:

"Get him out of here right now, I never want to see that bastard again."

"Security!"

"Throw his luggage out of the film set!"