Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

At the steakhouse where he and Anne Hathaway fell in love, Shen Mo sat blankly on the steps.

Same place, same melody.

The last dance.

If it weren't for my overly large butt, which kept me stuck on the chair for ages, this dance could have ended perfectly.

Pity.

There was no decent breakup.

The reason for the breakup was simple: Annie simply couldn't stand Shen Daniu turning into Shen Feiniu.

To help Shen Mo get out of the clown role, Annie felt like her pelvis was about to be crushed.

Weighing nearly 300 pounds, no one could bear to be weighed down by it every day.

Seeing that Shen Mo absolutely refused to put losing weight on his agenda, the beautiful girl made a tough decision: break up with him.

Foreigners, they love directly, and they break up even more directly.

Shen Mo's weight gain wasn't his own fault, so it's more like a work-related injury.

We are victims too.

We cannot let a man who dedicates himself to his work bleed and weep.

My lover is gone, leaving me with only a cold, hard 100 million in my account.

Life is always as lonely as snow.

A waiter, not far from Shen Mo, picked up a button.

"Sir, did you just pop out of nowhere?"

Looking at his suit jacket, now missing a button, Shen Mo yelled in frustration:

"roll!"

......

Shen Mo returned to China, leaving behind only a cold 100 million yuan in his account, aside from his emotional intelligence issues and workplace injury.

He had been wondering why there were so many XXXXXXLs in America.

Now I'm just like that myself.

The feng shui of this place is somewhat mysterious; they really treat people like livestock.

Everything edible has some kind of feed-like properties, which is why it makes you gain weight so quickly.

No wonder those depraved supervillains only exist in fantasy.

This godforsaken place, beautiful scenery but so lonely. When I'm under a lot of psychological pressure, the only way to relieve it is by eating rice.

What is a villain? A life that's not going well.

What else can a fat man with antisocial personality disorder do besides blocking the gate of Walmart by lifting his over 100-pound buttocks?

A paparazzo, camera in hand, crouched near the exit and asked his companion with a puzzled look, "What's that fatso wandering around for?"

"Never mind him, let's squat down. Shen Mo is going back to China today, and that bastard is very slippery."

A person's collapse is not something that happens overnight, but rather a gradual and continuous process.

Looking at the red Mazda, and the two henchmen who came to pick him up, plus Zhang Tian'ai and Liu Yifei.

Damn, there's no room...

......

Dumplings on the train, noodles off the train; Shen Feiniu remained silent, only snoring.

After eating junk food for so long, I finally got to eat a hot meal.

The two generals, along with Yang Mi, Zhu Yawen, and Lu Yang who recently joined the Ula Grass, are now feeling extremely disheartened.

This son of a bitch has already eaten his sixth bowl.

They really didn't know if Shen Mo had gone to film a movie or to learn how to raise pigs.

The current momentum of Ula grass is entirely supported by Shen Mo.

He's so fat now, and he's still making those chicken-feather action movies.

Shen Mo was unaware of their thoughts. Perhaps he should show them a future version of Huayu Entertainment.

Tell them what constitutes a sophisticated way to make money.

Ignoring the strange looks from the others, Liu Yifei grinned.

One moment he'd pinch Shen Mo's double chin, the next he'd poke his round belly.

As a dog owner, I feel that calves are cuter when they're a little chubby.

Unlike others, who might be worried or happy, Zhang Tianai only felt a lot of pressure.

It looks to be nearly 300 pounds. Back in my hometown, even the smallest pigs are about this size.

"You must lose weight!"

Shen Mo, who was munching away on his rice, felt as if his rice bowl had been snatched away.

Looking at Zhang Tian'ai's angry eyes, I felt utterly exhausted.

I've heard of girlfriends complaining about their boyfriends being fat, but what's with the ex-girlfriend?

Seeing his expression, Yang Mi added insult to injury, "Does Anne Hathaway know you're like this?"

He touched the rice on his mouth and said sadly, "We broke up."

......

Shen Mo's mansion in the first ring road has been renovated, and Wu La Cao's lease on her house has just expired.

The courtyard house, with its four courtyards, was occupied by only Shen Mo.

After discussing it, Yanzi and Yang Tianzhen moved the Ula grass to the first courtyard.

Now, with the sign hanging on the gate of Guangliang, it doesn't look like a traditional Chinese medicine shop anymore; it's become a neighborhood committee.

Yang Mi has now signed a contract with Wula Grassland, and the three million yuan penalty for breach of contract was paid by Shen Mo, even though he himself was unaware of it.

Zhu Yawen is worthless; the penalty for breach of contract is only 500,000 yuan. He is currently renovating the second-floor courtyard with Lu Yang.

Later, Wula Grass also had its own screening room and editing room.

A fish tank, a pomegranate tree, a fat man, a fat dog, and a chubby girl.

It was November, and Shen Mo's lips were purple from the cold, but he still insisted on lying in the rocking chair.

It cost over 50 million yuan in total. If I don't enjoy it myself, wouldn't that be a waste of money?

Ever since returning to China, Shen Mo has felt that he is not doing well.

Logically, having more money should bring happiness, so why do I have so many worries?

First, all sorts of people came to visit Shen Mo, taking advantage of Wula Cao's housewarming celebration.

What's most infuriating is Jay Chou, who actually posted a photo of himself with Jay Chou on his blog.

Shen Fei Niu'er's cheers drowned out his already improved reputation.

Then there were the traitors in their own company who started the "Brotherhood of Blades" project.

What's most infuriating is that Erpang girl actually signed the papers for those three people without my consent.

Wouldn't this ruin my own plans?

They could have gotten it for free, but now they have to pay them.

He slapped the armrest of the rocking chair and said to his two henchmen:

"I'm so angry!"

"How dare you flirt with other people behind my back!"

Yang Tianzhen casually pushed up his glasses and said:

"Riding on the popularity of 'Speed ​​Chase'."

"Mimi and Yawen earned the company over a million yuan from their gigs over the past three months."

Looking at Shen Mo's fat, Erpang looked disgusted.

"If I hadn't made plans sooner..."

"If we're counting on you, the company will go bankrupt sooner or later."

Although Yanzi felt that she and Shen Mo had started to have more in common lately, she still had to stand on Erpang's side.

"Shouldn't you lose weight?"

Yang Tianzhen chimed in, "Look how fat you've gotten! Are you still going to make 'Brotherhood of Blades'? Shen Lian is a big fat guy, do you think you're Hong Jinbao?"

Yang Mi, Zhu Yawen, and Lu Yang also came over.

The chicks are pecking at the rice together.

Having two plus-size women dress up and, in front of those foreign officials, whisper in their faces that they were fat, Shen Mo felt a tightness in his chest.

The imperial harem is in chaos.

"Brotherhood of Blades" was originally intended to be directed by Lu Yang. It's unrealistic to start filming "John Wick" in the short term, so it's better to film this first.

Pointing to himself, Shen Mo said, "Shen Lian will be played by Ya Wen, and I will play Zhao Jingzhong."

Then I'll just unleash my fury on Zhao Jingzhong, and I'll be incredibly awesome.

Lu Yang glanced at Shen Feiniu and scoffed.

"There are no fat eunuchs."

Feeling like his tail had been stepped on, Shen Mo angrily shouted at the crowd:

"Then I'm not acting anymore. Anyway, Zhang Yimou has already pulled some strings for me, so I'm going to study at the Beijing Film Academy."

"Beijing Film Academy!"

"That's a whole book!"

Yang Mi, Zhu Yawen, and Lu Yang looked at him as if he were an idiot.

"You're from a vocational high school, how can you be so shameless?"

I awkwardly rubbed my nose. Damn, I miscalculated.

All three of them are from the Beijing Film Academy, and his mother is also a current student there.

This isn't just playing around in front of Michael.

As a migrant worker in the city, being able to get into a vocational college is a great honor for me.

Old Shen has called me several times to confirm that he plans to hold the ceremony in the village.

In recent years, when other people's children get into higher education institutions, they have given a lot of money as gifts.

Since we can't compare to those with undergraduate degrees, we have to change the subject.

During the initial preparations, Shen Mo was abroad and had no idea how far the others had progressed.

Since Yang Mi and Zhu Yawen have already signed contracts, it's definitely a case of promoting their own people and casting them as the male and female leads.

It's not that Shen Mo looks down on "Brotherhood of Blades," but rather that acting in ensemble dramas like this doesn't offer much of a personal growth opportunity.

It would be better to make yourself the backup and leave the opportunities to Yang Mi and Zhu Yawen.