Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

After returning home, Wu Baige became increasingly angry.

Since this internationally renowned director returned to China, when has he ever suffered such injustice?

People always beg him to be in his movies, but when he invited a guy from mainland China for the first time, he refused.

What's most infuriating is that this bastard even dared to lay a hand on me.

He mustered the same energy he had when writing "A Better Tomorrow" and penned a lengthy, thousand-word essay, tearing Shen Daniu apart on his blog.

It looks lively, but he's actually like an empty-nest old man, with hardly anyone paying attention to him.

Everyone's enthusiasm was focused on two things: Shen Mo beating up the guy in wooden clogs and the guy slyly staring at Lin Zhiling's two balls.

The girls are already used to Shen Mo, that rascal, flirting with every woman he sees.

We just want him to give everyone an answer as soon as possible: whether it's original or not, and whether it was broken after being dropped.

As for beating up those damn bastards wearing wooden clogs, netizens have something to say.

First floor: That damn Shen Mo, all he knows is some clumsy punching, he's nothing.

Second floor: Liu Zi outside is bragging about how tough he is, how he took down the Blood Gang's stronghold. I think he's just so-so.

Third floor: I stole that bastard's bicycle right in front of him, and he still had to smile and buy me popsicles.

Fourth floor: Although I also dislike that bastard's silence, can you stop bragging upstairs? More than twenty thugs with katana made that bastard wail all over the place. Buying popsicles, are you afraid you'll die on his doorstep?

Fifth floor: That son of a bitch Shen Mo may be a jerk, but at least he knows how to go out and cause trouble, unlike that idiot third floor guy who got the benefits and still acts innocent. Are you going to sell that bicycle you stole?

Sixth floor: That's right. If this son of a bitch doesn't cause some trouble when he goes out, then his plane ticket money is a waste. Same question about bicycles.

Shen Mo was too lazy to even look at the chaos online.

On his blog, he posted a blatant message directly to Wu Baige: "Don't let me catch you, you son of a bitch."

Netizens immediately started watching the drama unfold.

In a place like Frog Island, I wanted to see if Wu Baige had the guts to face the silence.

Not long after, the "Red Cliff" crew posted a statement denouncing Shen Mo's behavior and responded in an official tone that the "Red Cliff" crew was withdrawing from the Golden Horse red carpet event due to a conflict in filming schedules.

The little cuties felt very disappointed.

I got up very early, but arrived late.

Wu Baige has no guts.

Han Sanping is now in a real bind.

The Golden Horse Awards today are not just a simple film festival.

With many eyes watching, someone from above made a phone call and gave Han Sanping a thorough dressing-down.

When Han Sanping asked how to deal with Shen Mo.

The response on the other end of the phone was ambiguous, roughly meaning that it's normal for young people to be impulsive.

To put it simply, it's a small matter, and I don't want to make a big deal out of it.

If you don't deal with Shen Mo and still expect Shen Mo to behave, then you, Han Sanping, can handle it.

What could Zuo Shandiao do but tie Shen Mo to his own waistband?

Old Deng was so angry he felt his blood pressure soaring, and he yelled at the aggrieved Shen Daniu:

"You son of a bitch, can you please stop causing trouble?"

"If Wu Baige grumbles a couple of times, you should go and be a real person in Kinmen."

"What's his health like? What's your health like?"

"Trying to ambush an old comrade? Have you no shame?"

Yang Tianzhen, who was standing next to Shen Mo with a forced smile, felt that the sky was so gloomy.

He quickly said, "Mr. Han, I'll change his blog password in a bit, so he won't keep causing trouble."

Han Sanping looked at Erpang with satisfaction and felt much more at ease.

Feeling clearly that he was being held hostage by the palace eunuchs, Shen Daniu grumbled in dissatisfaction:

"That idiot Wu Baige, a piece of trash kicked out of Hollywood, what's he pretending to be so great about?"

"What, he's just being weak and therefore has a point."

Seeing Shen Danu'er's stubborn behavior, Han Sanping's mood, which had just been relaxed, became very irritable again.

"fart!"

"What China needs are blockbuster films that promote Chinese culture. Can you make that?"

"We've just made some progress on 'John Wick'."

"You should go and tinker with those low-cost gadgets."

"What I want is a blockbuster!"

"Do you even understand what a blockbuster movie is?!"

He nudged the red carpet with his toe, then chased after it, and said:

"Cultural export doesn't necessarily require blockbuster movies."

"The main thing is to make those foreigners feel that China is awesome, isn't that enough..."

Before Shen Mo could continue speaking, Han Sanping stood there dumbfounded.

This startled Shen Danu'er so much that he went completely bewildered.

If Old Deng isn't in good health, he shouldn't be out running all the time.

Damn it, this guy is going to die right in front of me, I really can't handle it.

With a snap, Han Sanping seemed to have attained enlightenment in Longchang.

His eyes were bloodshot as he grabbed Shen Mo and said viciously, "Tell me in detail how to make the foreigners feel that you're strong!"

Scratching his head, Shen Mo pointed to himself and said quite naturally:

"Look at me... Anne Hathaway thinks I, Shen Daniu, am very strong..."

A person's resilience is honed through repeated breakdowns.

Han Sanping had a genuine feeling that he was likely to have six on his left and seven on his right hands on the Golden Horse Awards red carpet.

Without further ado, Zuo Shandiao gave Shen Mo a set of talents.

Shen Daniu chickened out.

It's really not Shen Mo's fault for being weak. If someone with Han Dong's status used the kind of skills that women in rural villages have, most people really couldn't handle it.

Shen Mo had no choice but to combine his later experiences with his own insights to create a small, impactful experience, as described in "What Shen Daniu said".

Foreigners are crude.

If you give someone seven yuan at the supermarket and twelve, they won't even be able to count it on their fingers.

Only the simplest stories can make these things understand.

To put it simply:

Chinese people can overthrow everything.

China is reliable.

Once they have gradually come to accept all of this, everything else will fall into place naturally.

Pointing to himself, Shen Mo said:

"Those bastards are all cowards who fear power but have no sense of morality."

"I beat up the descendants of those Japanese soldiers yesterday."

Pointing to the reporters secretly glancing around them, Shen Daniu continued nonchalantly:

"Everyone was very polite today."

Han Sanping now felt that everything Shen Mo said was bullshit, but damn it, it was still somewhat logically consistent.

It smells both bad and good, how can this be?

Leaving behind the crooked-eyed Han Sanping, Shen Mo hurried off to walk the red carpet with the cast of "Flash Point".

Shen Mo winked at Jin Suo, but the woman pretended not to see it.

Deeply hurt by love, Shen Daniu could only vent his anger on Zhen Zidan.

"What kind of deal is this, signing three films? That's definitely not going to work."

"They're either friends or enemies."

"I want to poach people from the real stunt team."

"From now on, whatever you film, I'll film the same disgusting you."

Donnie Yen is convinced.

That damn Shen Daniu has no bottom line.

"Since five films have been signed..."

"Those are our own people."

"Let me use someone from the Zhen family stunt team."

After a long pause, Donnie Yen realized that this bastard was still going to dig up his ancestral graves.

Just as I was about to go on a rampage, ready to have a showdown with Shen Mo, a battle that would determine who was superior and who would live or die.

Jin Suo fell down.

Shen Mo swore that it was definitely not a fake fall.

I saw that woman drooling so much she was practically drooling.