Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

Shen Mo whistled innocently, leaving behind only a piece of red carpet that had been chased away by some rascal's feet, swaying in the wind.

Jin Suo felt wronged, but when she saw the obviously exploding flashbang, she seemed to understand.

I worked so hard to make this movie, why not just do it like this?

It was indeed a bit of a mess; the drool flew quite a distance.

But compared to the soaring exposure, the slight pain is insignificant.

Shen Mo didn't have time to care how many people had an epiphany today; he had to rush to the next event.

The silence of re-lining up made walking the red carpet feel like marching in formation back in school.

Not only can it help you exercise, but it also allows you to chat freely.

Huang Xiaoming didn't show up yesterday, but he finally rejoined the team today.

They are whispering to each other, with Zhu Yawen and Zhou Jielun, and the three of them occasionally stealing glances at Shen Daniu.

A group of grown men were whispering in each other's ears in public, clearly talking badly about themselves.

Shen Mo could only scream in his heart: Disgusting!

Yang Mi, dressed in a cheongsam with a slit even higher than in the movie, stared intently at Jin Suo, who had fallen and was now surrounded by admirers.

Shen Mo nudged Da Mimi's shoulder, pointed to a corner of the red carpet, and whispered something in her ear.

Da Mimi struggled at first, then became determined, her eyes shining brightly, biting her lip as she mentally prepared herself.

Jing Tian was confused, and only asked when Shen Mo walked over, "What did you say to Da Mimi?"

"A shortcut to fame."

Yang Mi is indeed a promising talent.

A cheongsam with a slit that flies up is definitely more interesting than drooling.

Shen Mo crossed his legs, staring blankly with an air of nonchalance.

Huang Xiaoming sat down next to him and asked, "Why did you let the reporter taking pictures of you just now?"

"I told him that if he wrote anything wrong, I could find him with the photos and kill him."

Jay Chou pouted helplessly and said, "You're such a jerk."

With a soft snort, Shen Mo said, "I'll show you something even more ruthless later."

Knowing that Shen Mo's thought process was complicated, Huang Xiaoming quickly asked about other topics.

Will "Lost in Thailand" be released at the same time as "Assembly"?

Nodding, Shen Mo said:

"No problem, this filming is easy, it's just a duet between me and Wang Baoqiang."

"Why are you trying to compete with those big-budget films when you have a low-budget comedy like yours?"

"The box office for the Lunar New Year film season is actually limited. Every bite I take means one less bite for him. It's his own fault for messing with me."

"I had a chat with Boss Wang the other day..."

He waved to interrupt Huang Xiaoming, pondered for a moment, and then said, "On the surface, it seems like I'm angry with them because of Yifei, but if I don't show my true colors, those two might as well be a little more domineering and crush our Ula Grass."

Huang Xiaoming paused, realizing he had never thought of it from that perspective before.

Based on his understanding of those two, that was indeed the case.

Huayi's usual tactic is to throw a bone at you when you meet, and then hit you with a stick when you're not paying attention.

If you're convinced, then accept me as your dog.

If you're not satisfied, let's continue this cycle.

Shen Mo always seems to be laughing and joking. Back when they were on the set of "The Return of the Condor Heroes," Huang Xiaoming knew that this guy was ambitious.

If you want to start your own business and earn money honestly, you'll definitely have to go through this process.

As the lights changed, the awards ceremony began.

Lin Zhiling, with her curvaceous figure, began to act coquettishly on stage.

The camera was constantly filming the guests at the scene, and in an instant it was on them.

Huang Xiaoming and Jay Chou both wore a formulaic smile.

Shen Mo crossed his legs, watched the camera focus on him, and slowly took out four cards from his suit.

He deliberately shook his head in front of the camera, and only revealed the contents of the card when the director switched to a close-up.

The first card reads: "Cai Yilin, I love you, I've come to Frog Island to find you."

The venue, which had been bustling at the start, fell silent instantly after the audience saw the content on the big screen.

Jay Chou felt that the bastard Shen Mo was a real dog, and that he was not going to get through this day.

If he had a knife right now, he would definitely stab him to death.

The camera initially intended to only pan across the scene, but upon noticing Shen Mo's hand, the director saw potential and immediately decided to focus the camera on him.

Lin Zhiling stood on the stage, carefully looking at the words on her hand.

Then, feigning surprise, she said in a coquettish tone, "Shen Mo, I thought you liked me, but it turns out it's Zhuo Lin. I'm jealous."

Everyone at the scene, including the Ula grass, wished they could disappear into a crack in the ground.

Can this son of a bitch please stop causing these kinds of trouble? If he's going to do something, at least give me a heads-up.

That's so fucking shameful.

Those who had never seen much of the world laughed uproariously.

The backstage director's eyes lit up when he saw the ratings skyrocketing.

Shout into the headset: "Zhiling, go interact with that mainland guy, the ratings will explode!"

Upon hearing the communication through the earpiece, Lin Zhiling was taken aback at first, then gracefully walked towards Shen Mo.

When she got to Shen Daniu, she shyly acted coquettishly.

"I'm angry!"

Her sweet, coquettish voice made Shenmo's bones melt.

The live stream on Xinlang instantly went viral.

"That son of a bitch is really slutty. I don't know if she's having an affair with Cai Yilin, but Lin Zhiling can't even close her legs properly."

Shen Danu'er grinned and took out the second card:

"I love Taiwanese girls, I love Patty Hou."

The director in Linzhi Ling's earpiece was no longer excited, but hysterical.

"That son of a bitch is unbelievable! Keep interacting with him, get even closer!"

Lin Zhiling took Shen Mo's arm, took the card, and deliberately dragged out the sound as she read it.

Jay Chou's facial muscles were stiff as he reflected on what he had done to offend this bastard recently.

With an awkward, fake smile on his face, Jay Chou stepped forward to grab the cue cards.

Tianxian Baobao, who continued working as a farmhand on the set of "Lost in Thailand," couldn't stop laughing when she saw the live stream.

She stroked the two dogs that had appeared in "John Wick" and talked to herself.

"That bad guy really knows how to bully Jeremy."

"That Lin Zhiling is shameless!"

Despite Jay Chou's pleas, Shen Mo had a change of heart and gave him the cue cards of Cai Yilin and Hou Peican.

He pressed his hand under his buttocks and only then did he feel a little more relaxed.

Huang Xiaoming was laughing so hard he almost looked like Yao Ming, secretly tugging at the cue card under Jay Chou's butt.

Jay Chou really needs Da Ni for the first time. Besides winning the "Martial Arts Weight Contest" with Shen Mo, now if he puts the card under Da Ni's butt, no one can take it away.

Shen Daniu released his third card: "Lin Zhiling, I love you, my room number is 110110."

I must make up for yesterday's regrets, otherwise I won't feel at ease.

Lin Zhiling took Shen Daniu's card with seductive eyes, and secretly scratched Shen Mo's palm as she handed it over.

Shen Daniu held up the fourth card: "Lost in Thailand is coming out soon. Wu Baige, you big idiot, I forgive you."

Holding the cue cards, Lin Zhiling was completely flustered. She subtly gestured towards the control room.

That means, "Holy crap, do we really have to go this far? I can't handle this!"

The director's hoarse voice came through the headset: "Damn it, it's either instant success or certain death, we're going all in!"