Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

Shen Mo's highest level of education, spanning both his lifetimes, is junior high school.

I have little experience with university life.

But in this bastard's heart, he actually has great respect for intellectuals.

Shen Daniu imagined that the young intellectuals would be enjoying themselves by the stream, writing and reciting poems, a unique and romantic scene.

After all that, it's still just roadside bragging.

I really don't know what these bastards have learned; they've wasted all their education.

Xu Haofeng held a stick, his eyebrows dancing with excitement.

"The past is different from now; you have to be respectable no matter what you do."

"Modern movies can't capture that spirit; they lack that artistic beauty."

Shen Daniu'er: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

Taking a large gulp of beer, Lü Xing clearly disagreed with Xu Haofeng's words and said bluntly:

"Old Xu, all you ever think about is showing off."

"Film and television works must be realistic."

"We need to use images compressed to the extreme to reflect the true state of society."

Shen Daniu'er: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

He slapped the table, clearly possessing a more profound understanding, and scoffed at the words of both men.

"Get lost, you know nothing."

"The most important thing in a movie is its rhythm."

Shen Daniu'er: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

Looking at the three men, Shen Mo felt that intellectuals were even more annoying after drinking.

They take bragging too seriously.

The art of opening your mouth, the rhythm of closing your mouth.

"Waiter, bring another plate of peanuts."

The bald boss himself carried four small dishes of stir-fried vegetables, rubbing his hands together furtively as he stood to the side.

Seeing that there were more dishes, Shen Mo looked up in confusion.

The bald man said with a grin:

"Damn it... cough cough, just slipped out..."

I consider myself a fan of yours.

"The meal is free today, it's on me."

He treated his fans to a meal.

Damn it, do they really think they're stupid?

Shen Mo doesn't have any fans, they're all his haters.

That bastard gave himself a free meal; he definitely has ulterior motives.

Looking warily at the shifty-looking bald man, Shen Mo said, "I didn't ride a bicycle today."

"I know, I know."

The bald man pulled out four three-pointed star wheel covers from his pocket, looking a little shy.

"My wife really enjoys watching your movies, and I'd like to get her a gift."

Damn it, after all the precautions, once the G-Wagon was in hand, Shen Mo cut off every possible loophole.

Unexpectedly, someone still found a weakness.

With four wheel hubcaps, Shen Mo isn't so badly incapable of playing games.

As they were talking, a young married woman wearing an apron and still retaining her charm walked out of the shop.

His eyes darted around, and Shen Mo said in a seductive voice:

"Don't you dare post this on your blog, or someone might be eyeing my valve core in a couple of days."

"Don't give all four hubcaps to your wife."

"Find three more women."

"One for each person."

"Don't waste it."

The bald man was completely unaware of the person behind him.

A smug smile spread across his face, clearly indicating that he was somewhat tempted.

Before he could even plan his crime, the girl slapped him hard on the bald head, leaving a clear handprint.

"You big-headed Liu, I work myself to the bone with you every day, and you still have such a wicked thought."

The bald man, his head throbbing from being struck by lightning, mumbled an explanation while rubbing his head:

"Feng'er, you know me."

"I only love you, I have no other thoughts."

"It was all that son of a bitch Shen Mo who egged me on."

After saying that, he glared fiercely at Shen Daniu.

He clicked his tongue twice.

Shen Mo stood up and said:

"Sister-in-law Feng, you can't believe the lies of this kind of man."

"I'd rather believe in ghosts than believe his lying mouth."

After saying that, he extended his hand and shook hands with Sister Feng.

The eldest brother noticed that Shen Mo was holding his wife's hand the whole time.

His eyes were red.

Just as he was about to lose his temper, Sister Feng's murderous look subdued him completely.

"Get back to work!"

He disgustedly pulled his hand away and spat at Shen Mo.

"You're really no good."

"Old Liu only said a few words to you, and you've already gone astray."

Looking at Sister Feng pinching Liu Da's head and ears, Shen Mo was filled with mixed feelings.

Damn it, your man is full of tricks and he's trying to pin this on me.

Seeing the strange looks the three bastards were giving him, Shen Mo sighed and downed another bottle of beer.

Shen Daniu'er feels very empty inside and needs comfort.

I picked up the phone and called Yanzi.

"Swallow, I miss you..."

An impatient voice came from the other end: "I am Xu Yi."

......

"When parents divorce, the children are the ones who suffer the most."

At the library entrance, Liu Yifei rolled his eyes.

As for Shen Danu'er's nagging, the answer is simply "I won't listen to him, he's just bastard talking nonsense."

Shen Daniu pointed to the pink water bottle next to Liu Yifei and said in a serious tone:

"I have the right to visit, don't I?"

Seeing Shen Mo reach for the pink water bottle, Liu Yifei nimbly dodged and turned to walk into the library.

The roommates squatting on the curb instantly felt relieved.

Just now, a few people asked Shen Mo what his relationship with Liu Yifei was, and this guy acted all coy and awkward.

Nausea!

It looks just like what's being said online.

It was all wishful thinking on Shen Danu'er's part; he was overestimating his own abilities.

The dormitory is like a chopstick holder, only accommodating single men.

As an elder in biology, Xu Haofeng provided Shen Mo with emotional guidance.

"It's not scary to be single, just say it."

"Deceiving your brothers to save face is wrong of you."

Just as Shen Mo was receiving a severe verbal lashing, Liu Yifei returned.

Now, Tianxian Baby has two pink water bottles hanging around her neck, and she slams one of them heavily into Shen Mo's hand.

"If you want to go to school, then focus on your studies and stop bothering me for no reason."

I took a look at a few aspiring directors who seemed to be scoundrels.

"Stay away from these shady characters."

Holding the pink water bottle, Shen Mo felt ashamed of himself.

When the celestial baby was circling around me, I didn't feel anything.

Now the little girl is heartbroken and is completely ignoring him.

It's as if they've lost their soul.

Why did I come to this school? I told others that I wanted to learn and become a professional.

In truth, Shen Mo knew that it was Liu Yifei who had flirted with him, which made him panic.

"Can you please stop being angry? I did all that for you."

With a sneer, Liu Yifei seemed to have heard a joke.

"For me?"

"I think you're trying to save money."

His expression froze for a moment, then Shen Mo said helplessly:

"He asked for such a high price, of course I wanted to save some money."

"I also want to buy Red Star House and reorganize your business."

Liu Yifei pursed his lips and said coldly:

"You just want me to make money for you!"

"Ever since I fell into the water, you've always put money first!"

"Yes, maybe you, Shen Daniu, are no longer popular with those women, and you've started thinking about me, this fool."

"I'm telling you, you're dreaming!"

Hearing the girl's barbed words, Shen Mo also felt a little annoyed.

"Do you think I lack women?"

With a cold laugh, Tianxian Baobao said, "Hmph! Am I wrong?"

The calf's pride was pierced painfully.

He said, pointing towards the library door:

"The first girl to come out of this door, I'll win her over!"

Under the bright sunshine, Chu Yuxun walked out of the library with her diary tucked under her arm.

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