Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

Once those three found out that Shen Mo was going to pursue Chu Yuxun, the whole school knew about it.

The three of them combined couldn't match the tightness of the old lady's cotton trousers waistband.

Once the news spread, the nature of the matter changed.

Everyone knew that Chu Yuxun had become part of the bet between Shen Mo and Liu Yifei.

That's pretty perverted.

It seems like Shen Mo went straight to the girl and said, "I'm lonely, can I get a pricking?"

If a normal person didn't slap Shen Daniu twice, it would be considered that he was being kind.

But Chu Yuxun... is different...

The woman is now sitting opposite Shen Mo with a diary in her hand, constantly writing and drawing.

In the coffee shop, the girl had taken the initiative to ask Shenmo out.

She didn't cry or make a fuss, and she even paid for the coffee.

Shen Daniu felt that he had lost his conscience.

I don't know what to say.

"Those rumors are all true, so you want to pursue me?" The girl blinked her big eyes, looking at Shen Mo with a mixture of doubt and curiosity.

After stammering for a long time, Shen Daniu managed to squeeze out a vague answer, as if he were constipated.

"Ah... there's a bit of a misunderstanding..."

Using a cute rabbit-shaped ballpoint pen, Chu Yuxun wrote something in her diary, and then said:

"I can tell that you don't know your true feelings."

"Your true intentions are probably that you deliberately caused a conflict with Liu Yifei in order to pursue me, and then you went to school to make a bet with her."

"Everything that has happened before was part of a grand strategy you've been playing."

Blinking, Shen Mo realized that this was actually what he was thinking.

When he was a child, Shen Daniu's father was still called Little Shen.

Old Shen is Little Shen's father.

After Old Shen finished dancing the Yangko with Widow Liu at the village entrance, he often lectured Shen Daniu.

Listening to others' nonsense all the time can easily lead to cerebellar atrophy.

He was young then and believed in science.

If you feel like you can listen to Lao Shen rambling on every day without any problems, then the conclusion is that it's feudal superstition.

It's most likely that Widow Liu bewitched Old Shen.

As I've seen more, like today, the north wind has finally arrived, its boomerang-like force stinging painfully.

The old man does have some wisdom about life; that's definitely true.

Listening to others' nonsense all the time can indeed lead to cerebellar atrophy.

The girl in front of me has a problem that's hard to cure.

Widow Liu later stepped in, and Old Shen really wanted to introduce her to the woman in front of him.

Shen Mo shivered and asked cautiously, "How did you figure that out?"

She slammed the diary shut.

Chu Yuxun said, "It's impossible for it to be such a coincidence. I just came out of the library and you chose me."

"What if it's just a coincidence?"

After thinking about it carefully, Chu Yuxun said, "Then that proves that you really were betting with Liu Yifei."

With a joyful expression, Shen Daniu'er looked on with encouragement.

"Um!"

Chu Yuxun pondered for a while and then said:

"Then you really are a complete scumbag."

"I became part of your love game with Liu Yifei."

"You'll leave me battered and bruised, in unbearable pain."

Seeing that the woman had finally come to her senses, Shen Mo finally breathed a sigh of relief.

They're really not to be messed with.

She really does keep a diary...

"Um."

Chu Yuxun stared into Shen Mo's eyes, then smiled sweetly.

"I will become a sacrifice for someone else's love."

"This is noble, and it is also heroic."

Silence?

What the hell!

"what?"

Chu Yuxun blinked her big eyes, her face seemingly radiating a holy light.

"Coincidence, that's fate."

......

Shen Mo decided to lay low for a while.

That's fucking terrifying.

Sitting in his teacher's office, Shen Mo gave Wang Jinsong an awkward smile.

Teacher Wang smiled at Shen Mo.

A chill ran down my underwear belt.

No wonder the Beijing Film Academy is getting worse every year; there's definitely something to it.

Chu Yuxun roams the campus, and a teacher breaks someone's window in the office.

How can this be a good thing?

"Teacher Wang, I need to ask for leave."

Wang Jinsong, who had been all smiles, immediately pushed back the goji berries Shen Mo had offered, his face turning ashen.

He originally thought that he was a good student who knew to pay respects to the authorities first, and that the rumors outside were just jealousy and misunderstanding.

Looking at it now, he really was a bastard.

"You're going to take a leave of absence in your second week of school?"

Do you know the school rules?

"Do you know the school rules?"

"Do you know that school is a sacred temple?"

Shen Mo was embarrassed, but he had to go out and lay low for a while.

Chu Yuxun is now looking for Shen Mo at school every day.

I'm starting to feel overwhelmed.

Liu Yifei was particularly interested in the spectacle, and he even had a war correspondent named Da Tiantian under his command.

Besides romantic entanglements, which are difficult to guard against.

Even my brand new G-Class couldn't keep up.

The windshield wipers have all been removed, and Shen Mo is worried that even the wheels might be stolen, so the car needs to be repaired.

Shen Mo has already posted on his blog, negotiating new rules with the fans.

After the car is repaired this time, we'll deduct some miscellaneous items, but only one letter can be deducted per person per transaction.

If someone doesn't follow the rules, Shen Mo has the right to catch them and hang them on a utility pole.

This time I'm going to cover the car with letters so you can deduct them.

After a moment's hesitation, I decided to calm Teacher Wang down first.

"Teacher Wang, I really need to ask for leave."

With a cold snort, Wang Jinsong said:

"I am a person of principle."

"I am a person with principles."

"I cannot let my students go down the wrong path."

His eyes flickered, and Shen Mo said:

"My company invested in two movies and one variety show."

"I originally wanted to see if I could offer some roles and opportunities to our classmates."

"I never expected you to be so principled, teacher."

"That's such a shame."

Wang Jinsong licked his lips.

What is the martial arts world? It is the world of human relationships and social customs.

What is human connection? Human connection is the three projects opened by Lao Tzu's students.

Screw principles, screw bottom lines.

Athletes train for gold medals.

Film school students study in order to become famous.

If you have the chance, why waste time in school?

Wang Jinsong pulled back the goji berries that Shen Daniu had given him and put on a stern face.

"I'm also a flexible person."

......

In the passenger seat of the G-Wagon, Jing Tian excitedly said, "Brother Da Niu, I didn't expect you could actually get leave from Teacher Wang."

With his hands on the steering wheel, Shen Mo glanced at Da Tiantian.

"Was my phone number the one you gave to Chu Yuxun?"

Da Tiantian seemed to be a badger in the melon field, which was poked by the young Runtu with a pitchfork.

He stammered, "I'm afraid she'll write about me in her diary, and there's nothing I can do..."

"So you're going to betray me?"

The little girl said, looking aggrieved, "Wasn't it you who wanted to pursue her?"

"I was just angry with Liu Yifei."

"Oh, no wonder Chu Yuxun said that she was part of your game and that she was hurting her heart."

At the traffic light intersection, the Land Rover driver next to him rolled down his window and honked twice at Shen Mo.

"Did your mother put this car together? You didn't even bother to put on a wheel cover, and the windshield wipers are broken. It looks like a chicken that's just been plucked at the market."

He rolled down the car window and gave the Land Rover the middle finger.

"This is a brand new car!"