Jobless Reincarnation: Sword, Magic Hat and Romance System

Chapter 23 Oh no, am I going to be a dad?

A little while later, Senis got up humming a little tune, and Lilia also came out of the bedroom looking tired to help Senis make breakfast.

"Good morning, young master."

Good morning, Lilia.

Rudy walked down the corridor and greeted Lilia with a bright smile.

"Lilia, you don't look well today. Are you sick?"

Upon hearing this, a flicker of panic crossed Lilia's eyes behind her glasses.

"I didn't sleep well last night, thank you for your concern, young master."

Rudy blinked and walked past her.

Just then, Allen came down from the second floor, shirtless and wearing a towel, with water droplets still clinging to his hair.

Good morning, both of you.

Upon hearing Allen's voice, Senis poked her head out from the kitchen, clasped her hands together apologetically, and said...

"Good morning, Alan. Sorry, Paul was a bit angry yesterday and hit you a little too hard! I checked your neck and there's nothing wrong, but it looks like you won't wake up for a while, so I brought you back. However, you still have blood on you, so we couldn't bathe you. We just laid a blanket on the floor for you. Paul told me last night that he would thank you properly when he woke up today. He should be getting up soon."

Allen squinted at her radiant face, and the muscles around his eyes began to twitch involuntarily.

"This energetic lady, if you're truly sorry, we suggest you just sleep at night and not play ball to disturb the neighbors. Besides, you clearly meant to thank me!"

"But actually, I should be thanking you. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have known that detoxification magic could be used like this. It's really amazing."

"It's alright, after all, it was because of me that Rudy and the others got poisoned. By the way, was Uncle Roltz bring Sylphy home yesterday? Um, is he... angry?"

Senis blinked.

"No, he just looked a little helpless, but he seemed to have a good impression of you and Rudy! He even told me to tell you not to feel too apologetic and that he hopes you two will take good care of Sylphie in the future."

Allen scratched his head.

"That's to be expected; it's good that he's not angry."

Rudy, standing to the side, was somewhat stunned by their conversation.

"So, Paul taught Allen a lesson yesterday? He actually got knocked unconscious. When was that shrine made? In the early hours of the morning? Allen looks a bit tired. This guy helped me keep my secret and even made the shrine for me; he's surprisingly a good person. Hmm, I definitely need to find a chance to repay him."

"Knock knock knock!"

Suddenly, there was a rapid knocking on the door.

Allen looked towards the doorway in surprise, exchanging glances with the others who were equally surprised.

"I'll go open the door."

Unexpectedly, outside the door was a short but well-proportioned young woman. She was tucking the hair behind her ear and looking into the room with her eyes slightly upturned.

When she saw that the person who opened the door was not the muscular knight she had expected, but a complete stranger, she was taken aback. Her gaze then quickly swept over Allen's strong features, from his neck to his muscular trapezius muscles, and then down to his pectoral muscles.

Then he quietly pinched his nose.

"Where's Paul? By the way, who are you?"

Allen blinked, racking his brains, but still couldn't match the person in front of him with the name of the character he knew from his childhood in the novel.

Allen instinctively smoothed his wet hair, frowned, and asked.

"May I ask who you are?"

Before he could finish speaking, Allen paused, turning his head slightly to look at the figure beside the woman.

The other person was the chubby boy she had threatened yesterday, who was looking at her with an embarrassed expression.

"Wait a minute?! This plot seems to be..."

[Instant Mission: The Temptation of the Big Truck, has been released.]

Mrs. Somar admires Paul's muscular physique and always finds various excuses to seek his attention. Now, you've caught her eye; she seems to find your youthful, toned physique, resembling that of a teenager, rather appealing compared to Paul's robust physique at twenty-five.

[Quest Reminder: Senis often complains internally about this woman's harassing behavior; now is a good opportunity for you to repay the Detoxification Magic Mark.]

[Reward: If handled properly, you can further gain Senis's favor and receive 2 points for participation. At the same time, you may also gain a beautiful married woman.]

[Go for it, host! How can we do without a blond guy like that?!]

Allen didn't have time to pay attention to the system that was clearly not there to issue a mission, but to ridicule him. He just stared blankly at the chubby boy in front of him who looked embarrassed, his expression gradually stiffening.

because.

He remembered what he had said to the kid yesterday.

"She's a demon, and I'm your father."

Oh no, something terrible has happened!

I think I'm going to be a dad.

Mrs. Somar looked at Allen's blank expression as he stared at her child, and instantly realized that the tough and handsome boy in front of her was the culprit who had bullied her child.

A faint smile appeared on her lips, but then her brows furrowed, and she looked at Allen and said in a deep voice.

"So you're the one who bullied Somar? How arrogant of you! You think you can bully a kid just because you're tall and old?"

Allen stared blankly at the large vehicle that was looking at him with great interest. Wait, he was too tall; the large vehicle was too small for him. Damn it, what was he thinking?!

He quickly glanced at Somar, who was staring blankly at his head, completely speechless, and a surge of anger rose within him.

"Don't just stand there! Did I bully you? Say something!"

Somar shuddered and shrank back, burying his head even lower.

Allen was taken aback.

Seeing Allen's expression, Mrs. Somar's eyes lit up, and she grabbed Allen's ear and pulled him outside.

"You still dare to say you didn't bully him? Come back with me and explain yourself. Somar's father passed away early, and I can't let others bully my child."

The high-ranking Water God Swordsman, captured by the widow using the Light-Pulling Ear, felt utterly hopeless.

So your Somar is always bullying others! And how come he's got the widow buff on top of that? Danger! Help me! Help me, Paul! Help me!

"etc!"

Allen's eyes lit up as he looked at Rudy, who was rushing out.

I didn't expect you to be so reliable! It wasn't for nothing that I went out in the middle of the night to build you a shrine. Come on over.

"Mrs. Somar, could you please let him come back before noon? I have a swordsmanship lesson this afternoon."

Rudy gave a perfect bow, extremely polite, and half-raised his face to wink at Allen.

"I never expected the moment to repay a debt of gratitude to come so perfectly! With Allen's skills, there's no way Mrs. Somar could have grabbed his ear, right? So Allen must have done it on purpose! Hmm~ I never thought Allen, with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, would be this kind of person. But everyone has their peculiar quirks. Now that I've taken you in as my little brother, it's only right that you help your big brother solve his problems!"

Allen: ? ? ? ?

"etc!"

Just then, Paul finally arrived late, and Allen looked at him as if he were seeing a savior.

Paul, you are my God!

But before Allen could even utter a word, he was hurriedly pushed back into the room by Rudy.

As the door slammed shut, Allen, Mrs. Somar, and Somar herself fell silent.

The gentle breeze of late spring brushed against Allen's body. He stiffly turned his head to look at Mrs. Somar, who was squinting at his upper body, and felt a chill run down his spine.

(End of this chapter)