Douluo Continent: Kunxu Descends, Second-Player Players Are Stunned

Chapter 73 Yu Xiaogang's Ugly Appearance

"It hurts so much! Ah!"

Yu Xiaogang rolled on the ground, her face covered in tears and snot.

He wanted to scream, but no sound came out; he wanted to cry, but no tears came out. He could only let out a beast-like howl, and his limbs twitched uncontrollably.

His face was contorted beyond recognition, his features were squeezed together, his mouth was crooked to one side, his tongue was sticking out uncontrollably, and saliva was dripping down the corner of his mouth.

His body arched like a shrimp, then sprang back up, arched again, and sprang back up again, like a fish thrown ashore.

His hands gripped the ground so tightly that his fingernails were almost broken, and his hands were covered in blood and dirt.

"Help! Help me!"

Yu Xiaogang's voice had completely changed, becoming sharp and piercing, like the screams of a pig being slaughtered.

No, that's the screaming of a pig being slaughtered.

Because Luo Sanpao was also screaming in agony.

The pink pig rolled on the ground, its four short legs kicking wildly, making pitiful "oink oink oink" sounds, which echoed Yu Xiaogang's cries, creating a duet-like chorus.

"I remember now! I remember!"

In the midst of immense pain, Yu Xiaogang clearly remembered one thing—

On one occasion, Luo Sanpao was poisoned, and his health was also affected.

Yu Xiaogang really wanted to faint, but the source of this pain was Luo Sanpao. As long as Luo Sanpao was not unconscious, he would be able to consciously perceive the pain of the pills transforming his bloodline.

Bibi Dong stood aside, watching this scene with a very complicated expression.

She had only guessed, but she was right. When a spirit detached from its body takes a pill, the medicinal effects act directly on the spirit, and the pain is transmitted to the body through the soul connection.

In other words, the pain that Luo Sanpao endured, Yu Xiaogang must also endure!

This pain might be even more severe than the suffering Luo Sanpao experienced!

Because martial spirits lack physical protection, the pain is more intense; and the soul of the physical body is also affected, resulting in an indescribable agony.

"Aaaaaah, I can't take it anymore! I'm going to die! I'm really going to die!"

Yu Xiaogang's screams grew louder and louder; she had completely lost her mind and began banging her head against the ground.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

again and again.

Yu Xiaogang's forehead was bleeding profusely from the impact, and her nose was even hunched over.

His body began to convulse, and faint black spots began to appear on his arms. The black spots carried an indescribable fishy stench, very similar to the martial spirit that his body expelled when he first took the whale gel potion.

Bibi Dong knew that this was because impurities inside Xiaogang's body were being expelled.

His cultivation speed will increase in the future.

Perhaps it was because the elixir was being refined to a critical point, but a current of electricity ran through Luo Sanpao's back.

It was as if something had been turned on. Yu Xiaogang hunched over and suddenly started foaming at the mouth, her eyes rolling back, like a toad that had been stepped on.

Under intense stimulation, Yu Xiaogang suddenly felt a strange sensation, and even felt a sense of emptiness.

His pants were wet.

A foul odor filled the air.

Bibi Dong: ————

She silently took two steps back.

Just then, the light emanating from Luo Sanpao grew brighter and brighter—"Boom!"

With a muffled thud, a burst of light erupted.

Yu Xiaogang's screams were incredibly piercing, but having lost her support, her exhausted spirit could no longer bear the pain—

Yu Xiaogang fainted from the pain!

The screams abruptly stopped.

Yu Xiaogang lay stiffly on the ground, convulsing, foaming at the mouth, her eyes rolled back, her pants soaked, and an indescribable odor filled the air.

And Luo Sanpao—

The pink pig is gone.

Instead, there was a —

It has two horns on its forehead, is covered in scales, seems to have developed wings, and has an elongated tail—

pig!

Still a pig.

It had simply changed from a pink pig to a pale golden pig. Its two horns had grown to three inches long, its scales were sparse, its small wings were chubby and couldn't be waved, and its tail was like a thin rope.

Luo Sanpao stood up unsteadily and sneezed.

"Pfft—" A cloud of golden smoke shot out from its rear end.

But this fart didn't smell bad anymore; it even gave off a warm feeling.

Luo Sanpao excitedly circled around Yu Xiaogang, but Yu Xiaogang lay on the ground, motionless, so he simply threw himself into Bibi Dong's arms.

It remembers clearly that this beautiful older sister was very gentle with it.

The elixir was also given to me by that young lady!

"Be good, stop fooling around!" Bibi Dong put Luo Sanpao down, walked over carefully, hesitated for a long time before squatting down, closing her eyes, and poking his face with a finger.

"Small anus?"

no response.

Tap again.

Still no response.

Bibi Dong breathed a sigh of relief, stood up, and looked at the man on the ground, whose body was a mess, face contorted, and crotch soaked.

The six-and-a-half-year-old boy, foaming at the mouth, fell into deep thought.

She recalled the "master" from her past life who spoke eloquently and gave unsolicited advice.

She remembered the man who had spoken eloquently to her in the Spirit Hall, analyzing the state of the world.

She recalled that self-proclaimed unparalleled genius who couldn't even defeat a Soul Master—a self-proclaimed "theorist."

Now look at this in front of you—

Bibi Dong suddenly felt that she should properly discipline Yu Xiaogang.

If Luo Sanpao could withstand the effects of the medicine, why couldn't Xiaogang?

They must be disciplined!

Seeing this scene, Chihiro felt as if his eyes had been polluted.

Good heavens, it's so dirty and smelly, how dare Bibi Dong touch it with her hands!

Is this true love?

If Yu Xiaogang gets old, Bibi Dong will definitely be the one who is willing to help change his urinary bag at his bedside!

"Old teacher, you can continue reading. I won't disturb the young people catching up."

That's disgusting!

Ban Churen was also quite annoyed. "Your Holiness, I'm going to class now."

Just then, Yu Xiaogang slowly woke up.

He opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw was Bibi Dong's concerned face.

"Little Gang, you're awake! How are you feeling? Do you feel full of energy?"

Yu Xiaogang wanted to speak, but when she opened her mouth, she first spat out a mouthful of white foam.

He struggled to get up, but found himself powerless, his limbs as limp as noodles.

Then, he smelled a strange odor.

Looking down—

His pants were wet.

Yu Xiaogang's face instantly turned a deep liver color.

"I—I—"

"It's alright, Xiao Gang!" Bibi Dong held his hand, her eyes filled with a sincere and touching look. "This is a normal reaction, I don't mind!"

Looking into her clear eyes, Yu Xiaogang felt a warm current surge in her heart.

Dong'er is truly in love!

He saw me at my most vulnerable and still loved me—it was so touching!

"Dong'er!"

"Now is not the time for sentimentality. Tell me quickly, how are you feeling?"

Bibi Dong pretended to be very concerned, but in her heart she was screaming, "Can this end quickly? I can't stand the stench anymore!"

"I'll do whatever you say!" Yu Xiaogang released a burst of soul power, which circulated around her body, and its circulation became noticeably smoother.

He touched Luo Sanpao. Although it still looked like a pig, it had the characteristics of a dragon and was evolving in a positive direction. It could also mobilize the light element.

Clearly, it has successfully evolved!

Although Luo Sanpao's evolution was small, it at least gave Yu Xiaogang hope.

"Dong'er, thank you!"

Before the sweet words could be uttered, a bell suddenly rang at the academy.

get out of class is over.

Bibi Dong's face turned pale, and without waiting for Xiao Gang to say anything, she hurriedly slipped away.

She didn't want to lose face!

Yu Xiaogang didn't know what was going on when she saw several Soul Masters running towards her.

Having apparently smelled something foul, the leader roared, "Which despicable bastard is urinating and defecating indiscriminately?!"

Yu Xiaogang realized something was wrong. She didn't even have time to reprimand Bibi Dong, so she quickly rolled her eyes and fainted, trying to get away with it by playing dead.

But he couldn't help but mutter to himself that if his biology dad found out about this, he would be rewarded with several more "love-filled slaps".

As the saying goes, what you fear most is what will happen.

Yu Yuanzhen, who had been secretly observing, saw Yu Xiaogang lying face down in the filth. His hidden paternal love was instantly awakened, but he was worried that something might have happened to his son, so he suddenly fell into a coma.

Yu Yuanzhen, like a gust of wind, grabbed Yu Xiaogang and flew towards the hotel in Wuhun City.

But someone still discovered it.

Last time, Bibi Dong and Yu Xiaogang caused trouble near the library. Many students recognized their faces, and someone immediately shouted, "Breaking news! Yu Xiaogang loves to eat poop, and he ate himself into fainting!"