I was selling peach wood swords on a live stream, how did I become a Taoist ancestor?
直播卖桃木剑,我咋成道祖了?
Li Jun transmigrated to a parallel world and became a junior Taoist priest at Qingfeng Temple. He supplemented his income by posting special effects videos online and selling his handmade crafts, such as peach wood swords and amulets. One day, a silly
Summary
Li Jun transmigrated to a parallel world and became a junior Taoist priest at Qingfeng Temple. He supplemented his income by posting special effects videos online and selling his handmade crafts, such as peach wood swords and amulets. One day, a silly netizen asked in his livestream, "Master, are your peach wood swords genuine? Are they effective at slaying ghosts?" Being a bit of a joker, Li Jun casually replied, "Of course they're genuine! Every single one has been tested with palm lightning. They slay ghosts one hit and they don't make a sound. If they don't work, I'll give you a full refund, and I'll personally come down from the mountain to help you!" Li Jun was just joking, but unexpectedly, the silly netizen actually took it seriously! And… his haphazardly made crafts actually worked! His artificially electroplated peach wood swords slayed ghosts one hit and they didn't make a sound! His woodblock-printed amulets were so powerful that even demon kings would kneel and kowtow before them! Soon after, the leaders of various Taoist sects gathered at Qingfeng Temple, kneeling outside the gate and weeping bitterly: "Now that spiritual energy has revived in the world, demons and evil spirits are rampant. We, your unworthy descendants, are incompetent; we beg the Taoist Ancestor to descend from the mountain and suppress the world!" Li Junren was stunned. No… "My online name is just 'Riding an Ox Out of Hangu Pass,' the one who rode an ox out of Hangu Pass… that's really not me!!"
- 1 Chapter 1 Jun'er, stop!
- 2 Chapter 2 Why did the statue crack again?
- 3 Chapter 3 Ding-dong! Your peach wood sword has been received!
- 4 Chapter 4 Which respectable Taoist priest would dare to use such a name?
- 5 Chapter 5 What exactly does "outstanding effect" mean?!
- 6 Chapter 6 What's going on? Did we stir up a hornet's nest today?
- 7 Chapter 7 What exactly is a professional team?!
- 8 Chapter 8: If I'm this ugly, will I get beaten up if I go out to sell myself?
- 9 Chapter 9: I'm just selling handicrafts, not promoting feudal superstition!!!
- 10 Chapter 10 Damn! Those bastards in the Central Plains, they're incredibly fast!
- 11 Chapter 11: The gifts from netizens are getting more and more outrageous!
- 12 Chapter 12 We just want a mouthful of teeth
- 13 Chapter 13 This fish... is it sentient?
- 14 Chapter 14 Can you call that skill or a newcomer to the live stream?
- 15 Chapter 15 This peach wood sword is stained with my blood, I hope the readers won't mind?
- 16 Chapter 16 Why is it so eerily quiet on the mountain?
- 17 Chapter 17 What is Intelligent Recognition Device?
- 18 Chapter 18 The statue... Why does it look like it's bowing?
- 19 Chapter 19 Taoist Master, tell me the truth, do you really know the Five Thunder Orthodox Technique?
- 20 Chapter 20 Damn it! This damn life!
- 21 The video of the statue bowing in Chapter 21 went viral!
- 22 Chapter 22 Rare Book and Ancient Sword!
- 23 Chapter 23 Why don't people wrestle in prison?
- 24 Chapter 24 This talisman has 2% power!
- 25 Chapter 25 The Express Delivery Storm
- 26 Chapter 26: Jin Hao Recognizes His Father
- 27 Chapter 27 Damn it! Supreme Bone, how dare you devour your master at a time like this!
- 28 Chapter 28 I have never seen such an outrageous talisman in my entire life!
- 29 Chapter 29 A new era is dawning!
- 30 Chapter 30 is here, bro!
- 31 Chapter 31 The Maoshan Sect Leader Descends the Mountain at Night
- 32 Chapter 32 With this kind of efficiency, why bother being a Taoist priest!
- 33 Chapter 33 Lu County... is it really that peculiar?!
- 34 Chapter 34 Holy crap! This sword can fly?!
- 35 Chapter 35 Thunderous Strike for 9 Days, Second Wave of Spiritual Tide Erupts!
- 36 Chapter 36 Oh no! What to do if you're mistaken for a highly accomplished Taoist master?!
- 37 Chapter 37 Golden Horn! My path to becoming a true master depends on you!
- 38 Chapter 38 The Son of the Celestial Master, Kunlun Snow Peak!
- 39 Chapter 39: One Piece of Fabrication! One Piece of Truth!
- 40 Chapter 40 This fish's luck is incredible!
- 41 Chapter 41 He's already the strongest in South City right after joining the company? My godfath
- 42 Chapter 42 Li Jun's First Trial of Cultivation Method
- 43 Chapter 43 A Shocking Phenomenon Shakes the Great Xia!
- 44 Chapter 44 New and Old Five Thunder Talismans
- 45 Chapter 45 A Promise That Can Never Be Fulfilled
- 46 Chapter 46 Northern Shaman
- 47 Chapter 47 A single cry of "Godfather!" brings thunder from the sky!
- 48 Chapter 48 Is this five lightning talismans? This must be a heavenly tribulation!
- 49 Chapter 49 What's going on? Is this sword trying to curry favor with me?!
- 50 Chapter 50 I, this fake expert, have finally developed some real skills!
- 51 Chapter 51: All talk and no action, but inside he's panicking!
- 52 Chapter 52 Master Li's Influence Has Spread Abroad!
- 53 Chapter 53 Cherry Blossoms: The wind is quite noisy tonight!
- 54 Chapter 54 We must ensure that everyone in the country receives Master Li's teachings!
- 55 Chapter 55 The Number of Earthly Fiends? This Taoist priest is setting rules for our Great Xia!
- 56 Chapter 56 The Request of the Shamanic Lineage
- 57 Chapter 57 Turbulence Erupts in Miao Territory
- 58 Chapter 58 The Lord of Linggu Cave is about to arrive in Lu County
- 59 Chapter 59 The predecessors from 5 years ago were too "kind".
- 60 Chapter 60 Surely the Taoist priest isn't that vicious?!
- 61 Chapter 61 Why isn't this protective spell working? It must be a scam!
- 62 Chapter 62 Helicopter Interception? Could my car be carrying three wanted criminals?!
- 63 Chapter 63: Enveloping an entire county? What kind of cunning is this!
- 64 Chapter 64 - Tears well up! My godfather really does love me!
- 65 Chapter 65 Could it be that the Taoist priest opposes this marriage?!
- 66 Chapter 66 Liu Zhenguo, the Aerial Acrobat!
- 67 Chapter 67 Indeed, one lie requires countless more to cover it up.
- 68 Chapter 68 Are we cultivating a fake immortality?
- 69 Chapter 69's logic... is simply flawless!
- 70 Chapter 70 The Dragon and Tiger Calamity Begins
- 71 Chapter 71 The Celestial Master's Mansion Forbidden Technique: The Eight-Armed Asura Technique!
- 72 Chapter 72 The Peach Wood Sword Unleashes Its Power, Zhang Xilin's Disdain and Fear!
- 73 Chapter 73 The sword draws from the dragon and tiger, the majesty of heaven is awe-inspiring!
- 74 Chapter 74 Global Shock! No One Will Sleep Tonight!
- 75 Chapter 75 First Attempt at the Art of Controlling Objects
- 76 Chapter 76 The Celestial Master's Mansion's legacy is indeed profound!
- 77 Chapter 77 Li Jun rides his sword, the Celestial Master pays homage to the mountain!
- 78 Chapter 78 Jun'er! Quickly come and pay your respects to your martial uncle!
- 79 Chapter 79 Damn, I've gotten myself caught up in the drama?
- 80 Chapter 80 A Storm Is Brewing
- 81 Chapter 81 Couplets and Door Gods
- 82 Chapter 82 Post Office Turmoil
- 83 Chapter 83 When did the sky over Kunlun become so "friendly"?
- 84 Chapter 84 Unboxing the Camp
- 85 Chapter 85 Just how strong is the Great Xia people's obsession with celebrating the New Year?
- 86 Chapter 86 The Storm is Brewing, Sakura's Decision
- 87 Chapter 87 The Secret Realm is About to Open, and the Horde of Demons Arrives!
- 88 Chapter 88: One Spring Festival couplet is worth ten thousand horses!
- 89 Chapter 89 Divine Might Shines Brightly Over Kunlun
- 90 Chapter 90 What is meant by "a mace that can strike three states and six prefectures"?
- 91 Chapter 91 With Master Li's protection, what worries does the Great Xia have about not prosperi
- 92 Chapter 92 The Aftermath of Divine Might, First Exploration of the Secret Realm
- 93 Chapter 93 Eight Heroic Spirits, Years of Blood War
- 94 Chapter 94 The Great Tang Dynasty! The Elite Warriors of Anxi!
- 95 Chapter 95 This item is destined for the Taoist priest!
- 96 Chapter 96 On New Year's Eve, Li Jun enters the Refining Spirit Realm!
- 97 Chapter 97 The Taoist priest is giving the whole nation a New Year's gift tonight!
- 98 Chapter 98 Can an enemy from nine generations still be avenged? Even a feud from one generation can
- 99 Chapter 99 What? Master Li's influence has already spread beyond Earth?
- 100 Chapter 100: A Global Sensation!
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