I was selling peach wood swords on a live stream, how did I become a Taoist ancestor?

I was selling peach wood swords on a live stream, how did I become a Taoist ancestor?

直播卖桃木剑,我咋成道祖了?

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Li Jun transmigrated to a parallel world and became a junior Taoist priest at Qingfeng Temple. He supplemented his income by posting special effects videos online and selling his handmade crafts, such as peach wood swords and amulets. One day, a silly

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Li Jun transmigrated to a parallel world and became a junior Taoist priest at Qingfeng Temple. He supplemented his income by posting special effects videos online and selling his handmade crafts, such as peach wood swords and amulets. One day, a silly netizen asked in his livestream, "Master, are your peach wood swords genuine? Are they effective at slaying ghosts?" Being a bit of a joker, Li Jun casually replied, "Of course they're genuine! Every single one has been tested with palm lightning. They slay ghosts one hit and they don't make a sound. If they don't work, I'll give you a full refund, and I'll personally come down from the mountain to help you!" Li Jun was just joking, but unexpectedly, the silly netizen actually took it seriously! And… his haphazardly made crafts actually worked! His artificially electroplated peach wood swords slayed ghosts one hit and they didn't make a sound! His woodblock-printed amulets were so powerful that even demon kings would kneel and kowtow before them! Soon after, the leaders of various Taoist sects gathered at Qingfeng Temple, kneeling outside the gate and weeping bitterly: "Now that spiritual energy has revived in the world, demons and evil spirits are rampant. We, your unworthy descendants, are incompetent; we beg the Taoist Ancestor to descend from the mountain and suppress the world!" Li Junren was stunned. No… "My online name is just 'Riding an Ox Out of Hangu Pass,' the one who rode an ox out of Hangu Pass… that's really not me!!"

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