Going home for Chinese New Year, I squeezed onto a bus with three energetic young women.

The elderly couple exchanged glances, then looked at the four energetic young women in front of them, feeling somewhat uneasy.

If we let them in, won't it immediately turn into a full-blown fight?

"Um... Tingting, I appreciate your kind gesture."

Bai Weiguo threw the cigarette butt in his hand on the ground, crushed it out with his toe, and stood ramrod straight.

"But this is ultimately an adult matter. Besides, your uncle isn't the same old Bai Lao Er who just silently suffers anymore."

He glanced back at the Panamera parked at the door, his confidence soaring to the top of his head.

We used to be timid and hesitant because we didn't have money in our pockets and couldn't stand up for ourselves.

Now that her son has made something of himself, driving a million-dollar car and returning home in glory, it's the perfect opportunity for him to refuse beef. This little shrew should be able to handle it, right?

"Dad, Mom, you go first."

Bai Li saw through the old couple's boastful "returning home in glory" mentality, but didn't expose them. He simply gave Chen Tingting a reassuring look and smiled:

"If all else fails, we'll provide backup outside."

Wang Xiulian straightened her collar, looking like a general about to go into battle:

"Alright! Old Bai, let's go! We have to settle this with her today!"

Watching his parents strut into the side room, Bai Li shook his head helplessly.

Trying to reason with a thug or to argue with a shrew is a paradox in itself.

However, since the two elders want to try "winning people over with virtue," let them have their fun first.

Just then, another series of footsteps came from the gate.

"Xiao Li is back too?"

A middle-aged man wearing a black cotton-padded coat and with a worried expression walked in.

"Hello, Uncle." Bai Li responded. Although Bai Jian was his child, Bai Jianguo was a hardworking and honest man who treated him very well.

To be precise, Bai Li's father and his two brothers were all honest men, but one of his three cousins ​​was Bai Jian.

So, whose genes did Bai Jian inherit his temperament and personality from? Or rather, who shaped him into this person?

It's so hard to guess...

Behind Bai Jianguo was a shy-looking young man wearing black-rimmed glasses—Bai Li's cousin, Bai Mo, the child of his third uncle.

And his third uncle, Bai Baoguo.

And the one dawdling at the very back, with a "I want to die" expression on his face, is the veteran comedian Bai Jian.

"Third Uncle and Xiao Mo are back too." Bai Li smiled and took out some cigarettes, distributing them to everyone.

Bai Jianguo took the cigarette, his face filled with helplessness and shame, not daring to even lift his head.

"Xiao Li... I'm sorry you had to see this. Your auntie... sigh, she's going through menopause."

"Whenever I say anything to her, she tries to bring up divorce..."

"It's alright, Uncle, we're family." Bai Li was quite magnanimous.

At this moment, Bai Mo peeked out, his eyes revealing a clear naiveté, and looked curiously at the four spirited young women behind Bai Li.

He was stunned when he walked in.

These four beauties...

How come she looks just like the legendary "spiritual young lady"?

"Cousin Bai Li," Bai Mo scratched his head and asked sheepishly, "who are these people...?"

Before he could finish speaking, a large hand reached out and tightly covered Bai Mo's mouth.

"Huh?! Cousin Bai Jian?"

"I won't talk! I won't talk!" Bai Jian was sweating profusely. He gripped Bai Mo's neck tightly and said in a low voice, "If you ask me again, I'll... I'll kill myself!"

Bai Jian was genuinely scared.

If you were to ask who he fears most in this world, it would definitely not be his crazy mother, but his cousin Bai Li, who is known as the "Little Conan of Ping County"!

What's more, he even brought back those four great gods! This is the complete form!

Last time in the county town, I knelt on the ground to polish Mr. Li's shoes for his order, and Bai Li caught me in the act.

besides......

The fact that his expensive silicone girlfriend, Xiaofang, was his emotional support, and the fact that he went crazy in the street, jumping around like a knight...

This kid and those four great gods all know!

If he offends a few powerful figures and they expose him in front of his whole family, what will become of his image as a Brahmin in the county?

How will he brag in the village after this?

Bai Jian looked at Bai Li with pleading eyes. If looks could kneel, he would have kowtowed eight hundred times by now.

Bai Li glanced at him with a half-smile. It seemed that Bai Jian wasn't stupid. He knew that not asking wasn't necessarily the right thing to do, but it was definitely not wrong!

"Alright, everyone wait outside and listen to what's going on inside." Bai Li waved his hand, signaling everyone to be quiet.

The door to the side room was ajar.

As soon as I got close, a sharp wail pierced my ears.

"I don't want to live anymore!! God! Open your eyes and look at me!"

Inside the house, a burly, overweight woman was sitting on the cement floor, kicking her legs wildly, like a giant baby who hadn't grown up yet.

Bai Weiguo and Wang Xiulian stood to the side. Although they had prepared themselves mentally before coming, they still seemed somewhat at a loss in the face of this situation.

Bai Li's grandparents, the two elderly people, had clearly been harassed by this shrew quite a bit, and their faces were also full of helplessness.

"Sister-in-law!" Bai Weiguo took a deep breath, trying to reason with her: "You're being heartless. Of our three brothers, which one of you has ever treated your family badly?"

"When Brother Jianguo lost money in business, who covered your losses? It was me!"

"More than 20 years ago, when you wanted to buy a house in the county town, your father gave you all the 100,000 yuan he had saved without saying a word."

"Even the tuition fees for Bai Jian's private junior high school years were paid by the third brother."

Bai Weiguo became increasingly agitated as he spoke, spittle flying everywhere:

"Now our father wants to leave this old house to the third son because only the third son's family has never received any help and is struggling to make ends meet."

"Your family owns a house and a car in the county town, what do you need these few dilapidated tile-roofed houses for? One shouldn't be so greedy!"

These words are well-reasoned, supported by evidence, and logically clear.

Even Bai Jianguo, who was standing at the door, blushed deeply and wished he could disappear into the ground.

But the eldest sister-in-law is clearly far from being a normal person.

After hearing these words, she felt no shame. Instead, she got up from the ground and started spewing insults at Bai Weiguo.

"What do you mean 100,000 yuan? That's from eight hundred years ago!"

"Besides, isn't buying me a house the least you can do?! This is what your Bai family owes me!"

"Bai Jian's tuition should be covered too! Anyway, you and Lao San's kids both attend public schools, so they don't have to pay tuition!"

Hou Guifen became more and more excited as she spoke, and her fleshy face trembled:

"Why should this old house be given to the third son? He's a good-for-nothing, that's because he's incompetent! Why should I use what belongs to me to make up for his debt?"

"Pah! Dream on!!"

Wang Xiulian trembled with anger, pointing at Hou Guifen: "Sister-in-law, you're being unreasonable! Why didn't you say it was an old almanac when you gave me the money? Now you want to turn your back on me?"

"So what if I don't admit it?!"

Hou Guifen put her hands on her hips, completely letting loose: "I've been married into the Bai family for thirty years! I've given birth to and raised children for the Bai family! Even if I haven't done anything particularly meritorious, I've certainly put in a lot of hard work!"

"Do you know how much pain I went through when I gave birth to Bai Jian? I suffered so much, and now that I'm old, what's wrong with wanting to save some money for retirement?"

"You heartless bastards! The biggest regret of my life is having a child with the Bai family! I should never have raised one! Waaah..."

As she spoke, she plopped down on the ground again and began her second round of tantrums.

Sending out a warning about having children is a surefire way to win.

Bai Weiguo is a grown man, and it's already awkward for him to talk about having children with his sister-in-law.

Although Wang Xiulian was also a woman, she was a traditional and reasonable woman. She had never seen such a shameless act of using childbirth as a bargaining chip for blackmail.

The room was in a dead end.

The two looked at each other, their high spirits now deflated like balloons punctured by a needle.

This is the tragedy of civilized people.

You have logic, they have decibels;

You have a point, but the other person is throwing a tantrum.

You care about your reputation, but others don't.

Outside.

Bai Li's expression darkened.

He heard it clearly.

This woman isn't just greedy; she's trying to humiliate her parents.

She was betting that her grandparents would be considerate of their grandson and wouldn't dare to really break off relations.

"Cousin Bai Li..." Bai Mo muttered softly from the side, clearly also frightened by the scene.

Bai Jian buried his head in his crotch and remained silent.

Bai Li sneered, turned his head, and looked at the four spirited young women behind him who were already rubbing their hands together, their eyes sparkling with excitement.

Chen Tingting was cracking her knuckles.

Li Jiaxin chewed gum, her eyes cold and filled with anger.

Although Lin Xiaoshuang looks cute and cuddly, she puffed out her cheeks, looking like she was about to bite someone.

As for Zhang Qian, she was drinking water to protect her throat.

"Did you hear that?" Bai Li asked calmly.

"I heard you perfectly, big brother." Chen Tingting licked her tongue piercing. "That old bastard needs to be taught a lesson."

"No need to hold back." Bai Li pulled a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, took a deep drag, and the smoke blurred his expression. "Go on, use your talents, go all out!"

"Alright!!"

The four girls responded in unison.

next second.

"Bang!!!"

The wooden door, which had been slightly ajar, was kicked open by Chen Tingting.

The wailing inside the house stopped abruptly.

Hou Guifen remained seated on the ground, mouth agape and slapping her thigh, staring blankly at the doorway.

Four girls dressed in brightly colored clothes walked in in a row.

The leader, Chen Tingting, had fiery red hair, her hands in her pockets, and her eyes, painted with smoky makeup, were full of disdain and mockery.

She walked up to Hou Guifen and looked down at the middle-aged woman rolling on the ground.

Even Bai Weiguo and Wang Xiulian forgot to speak, subconsciously taking a step back to make room for these war gods.

Chen Tingting chewed her gum and spat it out onto the ground next to Hou Guifen.

Then, she spoke.

"Hey old man, I've been listening to your barking outside the door for ages."

"What? Want to get caught in a dog trap?"

Chen Tingting bent down, brought her face close to Hou Guifen's, and continued to mock her:

"You keep complaining about how hard childbirth is, how painful childbirth is, and how you regret having children..."

"What? You think the whole world owes you something?"

Chen Tingting suddenly straightened up, her voice rising abruptly, and pointed at Hou Guifen's nose, cursing:

"When two people get married, isn't it natural for them to have a child? How did it become an excuse for extortion in your mouth?"

Hou Guifen was stunned by the scolding and opened her mouth to retort.

Li Jiaxin next to her didn't give her a chance at all and immediately joined the group:

"Exactly!" Li Jiaxin sneered, crossing her arms, her tone extremely sarcastic and cutting: "Did you give birth to this child for yourself or for someone else?"

"Will your child be responsible for someone else's old age?"

"You were just having so much fun back then, weren't you?"

The moment those words were spoken, the entire room froze.

Bai Weiguo's face turned red, and he quickly covered Wang Xiulian's ears.

That's so damn...so damn vulgar!

But it's just too damn lethal! Right now, the sister-in-law is completely dumbfounded.

Lin Xiaoshuang blinked her big eyes, and with an innocent and naive expression, she delivered the final blow:

"Since you're so upset, you should at least take back your happiness!"

"Would you like me to find you one of those high-powered vacuum cleaners to help you suck up those happy memories from back then?"