Going home for Chinese New Year, I squeezed onto a bus with three energetic young women.

"Stop! Stop! Stop!!!"

Bai Li rushed over in one stride and placed both hands on Jiang Ruyue's shoulders.

"Jiang Ruyue, is your head filled with past college entrance exam questions or a septic tank syllabus?"

Bai Li rubbed the back of his head, which felt tight, and spoke very quickly:

"When we talk about flirting, we don't mean going to the toilet to do it wholesale!"

Jiang Ruyue blinked her clear, doe-like eyes twice quickly, and that human-like quality returned.

She tilted her head, her innocent gaze almost melting anyone's heart.

"Didn't Sister Xiaoshuang say we had to say disgusting things?"

Jiang Ruyue retorted confidently, her voice clear and melodious:

"Isn't feces disgusting? Isn't rhubarb soup disgusting? From a physiological point of view, these words have the greatest impact on the central nervous system."

"The kind of disgust she's talking about isn't this kind of bodily excretion!" Bai Li felt he was about to break down, and he pushed Jiang Ruyue back half a step:

"I mean the kind between men and women, you understand?"

"It's that kind of hint, that vague, itchy feeling."

Jiang Ruyue lowered her head thoughtfully, her slender fingers resting on her chin.

A few seconds later, she looked up again, the blank look on her face gone, replaced by an expression of sudden realization.

"I understand."

Jiang Ruyue nodded slightly, then said something surprising: "So, to put it bluntly, isn't it just AV?"

The office fell silent once again.

"Damn..." Wang Wei wiped his sweat from his brow. "Whose apprentice is this young lady?"

Even Chen Tingting and her few energetic young women were starting to feel the strain.

Although they hang out on the streets and talk nonsense all the time, someone like Jiang Ruyue is truly a unique and scorpion-like creature.

Before Bai Li could react, Jiang Ruyue suddenly moved.

Her eyes were fixed straight ahead, her entire body maintaining a stepping posture.

His entire body was tense, like a finely crafted wax figure, not even blinking.

Bai Li was stunned and waved his hand in front of her eyes.

"What's wrong? Did the human-machine signal drop?"

Jiang Ruyue remained in that stiff posture, her lips barely moving, squeezing out a flat, monotonous voice from her throat:

"Time has stopped."

"According to the script, you should gently lay me down now, and then..."

She even controlled her body, falling backward very slowly, her target being the set of genuine leather sofas.

Bai Li looked at her like this, and although his head was throbbing, he had to admit that this girl was really naive.

Her fair skin was almost transparent under the light, and the stiffness caused by excessive focus gave off a kind of alluring charm that made one's heart flutter.

"No! Absolutely not!"

Bai Li quickly reached out and supported her back, straightening her up.

"We're filming a web series, not those forbidden things in your head!"

After being helped up, Jiang Ruyue sighed with some regret.

Then, as if she had thought of a new topic, she looked at Bai Li with a serious expression and a cold, cute tone.

"I could get stuck in the washing machine, or if the power goes out..."

"puff--"

Li Mengmeng couldn't hold back any longer.

This legal loli, with her white-stockinged legs, hopped and skipped closer.

She was dressed very seductively today, her pleated skirt barely covering her upper thighs, and her short legs, tightly wrapped in white stockings, swayed back and forth in front of Bai Li.

"Little sister Ruyue, all of your things are outdated."

Li Mengmeng grabbed Bai Li's arm, practically clinging to him, and looked up at Jiang Ruyue with her youthful, collagen-filled face.

"Brother Bai Li, how do I look?"

"We could make a 'Sleeping Wife' series. I'm a great actress; I guarantee I'll be sound asleep, and no matter what you do to me, I won't wake up."

Jiang Ruyue frowned and fell into deep thought.

She seemed to be seriously considering Li Mengmeng's suggestion, and after a while, she slowly and deliberately began to refute it.

"no."

Jiang Ruyue gestured to indicate Li Mengmeng's height, her disdain in her eyes undisguised.

"With Sister Mengmeng's physique, filming a sleeping wife doesn't evoke empathy; it feels more like a crime."

"I suggest that the eldest brother play the blond guy, and that Sister Mengmeng wear a wig and men's clothing to play the incompetent husband."

She stared at Li Mengmeng's height of less than 1.6 meters, her tone becoming firm:

"Because you're short, if you wear men's clothes, you'll look like Wu Dalang (a famous Chinese short-statured man)."

"When someone like the eldest brother, a 'Ximen Da Guanren' type, barges into the house, that's when the plot conflict becomes truly intense."

"Wu Dalang?!"

Li Mengmeng's baby face instantly turned a deep liver color.

This is her Achilles' heel!

"Jiang Ruyue! How dare you, a primary school student, call me short?!"

Li Mengmeng was like a cat with its fur standing on end. Her small, white hand moved with lightning speed and grabbed Jiang Ruyue's genitals hard.

Because Jiang Ruyue was wearing a loose hoodie, this swipe of her hand, while yielding little result, was extremely humiliating.

"You're the one who's like Wu Dalang! Your whole family are like Wu Dalang!"

"Even if I, Li Mengmeng, were to act, I'd play Ximen Qing! The kind who specifically seduce Brother Bai Li!"

"Even if you grab me here, I won't get bigger." Jiang Ruyue slapped Li Mengmeng's hand away expressionlessly, her tone still calm enough to drive anyone crazy.

"You two, shut up!!"

Bai Li, unable to bear it any longer, roared to stop the two girls from fighting amongst themselves.

He glanced around and saw four young women squatting to one side watching the show, their smiles as bright as could be.

"Our company is a legitimate company!" Bai Li pointed to the pile of high-tech cameras:

"We're going to make serious short dramas that are incredibly exciting and fast-paced!"

"It's for making money, not to go to jail!"

He looked at the group of women whose brains were full of nonsense and felt that if he let them continue, tomorrow's headline might be "Owner of Pingxian Yunding Tiangong No. 1 arrested for producing obscene and pornographic videos".

"If anyone mentions 'milky white Yukiko' to me again, they can pack their bags and go home to sleep!"

After Bai Li finished speaking, he walked directly to an office chair, sat down, propped his elbows on his knees, and rubbed his temples.

He mentally ranted: This system gave me the talent to direct films, not blockbusters!

"Please stop arguing and let me calm down so I can sort out my thoughts."

He closed his eyes, and his god-like directing skills instantly activated in his mind.

At that moment, Bai Li felt as if her mind had entered a wonderful virtual editing room.

Countless shots, editing rhythms, and dialogue points cascade down like a waterfall.

It needs to be a strong selling point.

You need to attract attention, but you must never show skin.

It needs a plot twist, the kind of twist that makes the audience exclaim "Holy crap!"

Although Jiang Ruyue's outrageous words were not serious, they did provide him with an extremely bizarre idea—to use mental inertia to create visual deception.

Suddenly, Bai Li had an inspiration.

He didn't have time to think about what his inspiration came from, or even what the content would be:

"Keyboard, come on!"

Bai Li closed his eyes tightly and suddenly stretched his right hand backward.

Zhang Qian, who had been by his side the whole time, was the most perceptive. Without saying a word, the blue-haired girl quickly handed the keyboard to Bai Li.

Bai Li's fingers began to fly across the keyboard.

The pattering sound was like dense raindrops, so fast that it left afterimages.

Seeing that Bai Li had entered a state of intense creative fervor, the girls all fell silent.

They tiptoed and held their breath as they crowded around.

Six heads huddled together, their eyes fixed on the computer screen without blinking.

Every line Bai Li typed seemed to possess a magical power.

[Opening narration: When I was a child... I did something unforgivable to my younger sister.]

The faces of all the women watching changed instantly.

Chen Tingting swallowed hard and muttered softly, "Big brother... is this really serious?"

The text on the screen continued to appear.

It was nearly 10 p.m. I tiptoed into my sister's room.

My younger sister is sleeping soundly, her snow-white shoulders exposed, her breathing even.

I checked repeatedly, and she was fast asleep.

Upon seeing this, Li Mengmeng unconsciously tugged at her collar, her heart pounding wildly, her mind filled with those embarrassing images.

My breathing was rapid... She was so lovely, it filled me with guilt about what I was about to do.

I stood before her desk, my blood racing from the morally reprehensible stimulation.

Lin Xiaoshuang's hands were trembling slightly.

This is clearly the kind of film that Ruyue was talking about earlier! Big Brother really knows them!

However, the next second, what Bai Li typed made everyone freeze.

Then, I took out an eraser and frantically erased her summer homework.

Sister, I'm sorry... Please forgive your brother.

School starts tomorrow, and I haven't written a single word. I absolutely can't let myself be the only one punished.

[If you also fail to finish, the teacher can't just scold me.]

This is the last bit of love I can give you as your older brother.

After writing the last word, Bai Li let out a long sigh of relief.

The exhilarating feeling of inspiration bursting forth made him feel refreshed and invigorated.

He turned his head expectantly, his face pleading for praise, looking at the group of women around him who stood like stone statues.

"How was it? I didn't even have time to think about what I was writing, inspiration just came and I couldn't stop it, hahaha!!"

However, he was met with deathly silence.

Zhang Qian looked at Bai Li with an almost complicated expression.

Li Jiaxin opened her mouth, but couldn't utter a single word for a long time.

Wang Wei closed his eyes in pain and gave a thumbs-up to the corner of the wall:

"Brother Li, you're a real jerk... I've never seen anything like this in my 30 years of life. You've already taken your pants off and you're showing me an eraser."

Jiang Ruyue pushed up her non-existent glasses, her tone still cold and aloof:

"You beast, your idea is truly disgusting."

"I'd rather you do *that* to me than have you erase my homework."

Looking at these faces with their distorted expressions, Bai Li began to have doubts.

Then, he turned his head and looked at his results on the computer screen.

"puff!!"

"What the hell is this?!"

Bai Li couldn't help but lose his temper, angrily questioning the system in his mind:

[System! The talent you rewarded me with is a bit unorthodox!!]