Going home for Chinese New Year, I squeezed onto a bus with three energetic young women.

Xie Lingmo bit her chopsticks, her mind racing, but she had no memory of the two people.

"I don't know you."

Xie Lingmo said bluntly:

"Don't try to get too friendly here in the middle of the day."

Upon hearing this, Guan Li put her hands on her hips:

"Sister Mo? You really can't remember?"

Guan Li raised her voice:

"We were your former 'spiritual followers'!"

Guan Bei quickly nodded and followed suit:

"Yeah, yeah."

Xie Lingmo felt a headache coming on; she did indeed have many "spirited young women" under her command.

But the defining characteristic of this "spirited young lady" is that she's both slim and youthful!

How could these two women possibly be associated with "spirited young women"?

She looked at the two of them with some disgust, but they noticed.

"Sister Mo, what kind of look is that?"

Guan Li stomped her foot:

"This is our strength!"

"You're so skinny, you wouldn't understand us!"

Bai Li was just putting a mouthful of noodles into his mouth when he heard this outrageous remark, and he almost choked on the chili oil.

Xie Lingmo felt nauseous upon hearing this.

She is very thin, partly because the long-term effects of bipolar disorder have reduced her appetite.

Secondly, because it looks better to wear short skirts when you're thin.

Xie Lingmo said coldly, "What you're saying is really boring."

Guan Li showed no intention of backing down.

"Hmph, you really don't understand us."

Looking at their faces, which looked like steamed buns, Xie Lingmo decided to give them a reminder:

"You guys should really lose some weight..."

"If you're too fat, you'll be out of breath even if you walk fast. How can your blood pressure and blood lipids be normal? It's really very unhealthy."

These words immediately angered Guan Li and Guan Bei.

"What do you know!"

Guan Li shouted in a shrill voice:

"Health can be regulated. We can administer weight-loss injections! That's what it means to embrace modern technology and lose weight scientifically!"

"Exactly!" Guan Bei echoed enthusiastically.

"And we've tried to control our diet. But we're prone to weight gain; we gain weight even from drinking water!"

Upon hearing this, Bai Li thought to himself, "Wow!"

While the fitness community is still debating whether drinking an extra scoop of protein powder will damage their kidneys, the weight loss community is already using syringes.

"You call that controlling your diet?"

Bai Li bluntly exposed him, her tone full of teasing:

"You only look at the size of the food you eat, you don't care about the calories at all."

"Given a large slice of whole-wheat bread and a small piece of cheese, you would choose the cheese without hesitation to show others that you eat less."

Guan Li blushed when her everyday situation was exposed. Just as she was about to interject in rebuttal, Bai Li didn't give her a chance to speak at all.

"Why bother with liquid withdrawal in order to lose weight?"

"Plain water is tasteless and I can't drink it, so I add a lot of high-fat milk to my tea drinks. One cup contains hundreds of calories."

"Finally, I complained to netizens that I was gaining weight even though I only drank water."

Bai Li scoffed softly as he finished speaking:

"Let me tell you, your cerebellum isn't fully developed; your brains aren't even as big as a Happy Bean, are they?"

Having her secrets exposed, Guan Li and Guan Bei were furious and embarrassed.

"Who are you to meddle here? Mind your own business!"

Guan Li rolled her eyes at Bai Li, then turned to stare at Xie Lingmo:

"Mo-jie, you're going to be with someone like that?"

"This is absolutely disgusting!"

Xie Lingmo was furious at this endless harassment.

It's fine if these two insult themselves, but they actually turned their anger towards Bai Li.

Bai Li is the only true friend she has ever truly trusted and could confide in throughout her life.

I finally got to get some fresh air and have some fun today, so I absolutely can't let these two Snorlax ruin it.

"Mind your own business!"

Xie Lingmo stood up, slammed her hand heavily on the table, her short pink hair swaying, and released her full aura of a young lady.

Her words were full of protectiveness:

"Who do you two think you are?"

These words completely shattered the other side's expectations.

Guan Li and Guan Bei were stunned.

"Sister Mo, how can you yell at us like that?"

Guan Li completely changed her arrogant demeanor, adopting an attitude of utterly wronged:

"Yes."

Guan Bei acted along, her voice trembling with tears:

"You're making us so sad."

Xie Lingmo looked at them disdainfully:

"Two dogs whose names I can't even remember, dare to be associated with me?"

"I'll tell you the truth, I'm helping him, so what?"

After saying that, Xie Lingmo took Bai Li's hand.

Seeing this scene...

Guan Li and Guan Bei's aggrieved demeanor vanished completely.

Under the pressure of fat, their facial features became a twisted expression of fanaticism and malice, much like a madman in a cult who has discovered heresy.

Guan Li drew out her words, her voice sticky and eerie:

"Heh...not on our side?"

"Could it be...?"

Guan Bei pointed at Bai Li, her voice sharp, piercing, and destructive.

"You're going to team up with him?!"