Going home for Chinese New Year, I squeezed onto a bus with three energetic young women.

As soon as Lin Xiaoshuang finished speaking, the "Spiritual Little Sisters" army went into a frenzy.

The green-haired delinquent shouted at the top of her lungs:

"Sisters! Fight!"

A girl with purple-dyed curly hair behind her also took out a short stick:

"My light stick is fully charged too!"

She took two steps forward and slammed her head down on Guan Li's waist.

"ah--"

Guan Li let out a scream and fell to the concrete ground.

The scene was in complete chaos.

A dozen or so brightly dressed girls swarmed forward.

They don't care about any moves; they just grab hair and kick stomachs.

Two girls in tight jeans grabbed Guan Bei by the back of her collar and pushed her down.

These underage girls attacked fiercely, and the two Snorlax didn't even have a chance to fight back, only able to cover their heads and howl in pain.

Old Zhao stood by the kitchen door with a spatula in his hand, his eyes wide with astonishment.

Old Yang and several workers, carrying bowls, shrank behind the cashier.

Bai Li had no time to watch the excitement.

He stepped over the chair that had fallen to the ground, reached out and grabbed Lin Xiaoshuang's collar, pulling her backward.

He also used his arm to block Li Mengmeng and Jiang Ruyue.

"What are you doing here?"

Bai Li pulled them to a corner of the noodle shop, away from the flying cutlery.

Lin Xiaoshuang stood up straight, puffing out her chest with a righteous air.

"Big brother! I'm also in the group chat in Yunshi. As soon as I saw the message, I called Mengmeng and Ruyue over!"

Li Mengmeng did not answer Bai Li.

Instead, she tilted her head back and stared at Bai Li with her big, round, dark eyes.

Bai Li followed Li Mengmeng's gaze and looked down.

He and Xie Lingmo were holding hands, their fingers intertwined.

Bai Li felt a little uncomfortable being stared at, and pulled her fingers back, wanting to let go of Xie Lingmo's hand.

Unexpectedly, Xie Lingmo noticed Bai Li's hesitation and instead of loosening her grip, she clenched her fists even tighter.

"What's wrong, Bai Li?"

Xie Lingmo's exquisite face was filled with innocent confusion:

"Didn't you say that good friends should touch each other's legs, hold hands, have their hearts race, and then sleep in the same bed?"

Lin Xiaoshuang's facial muscles twitched twice.

An undisguised disdain surfaced on Li Mengmeng's soft and cute face.

The two girls scrutinized Bai Li with the look of someone who was a pervert.

That look clearly said: Keep making things up about abducting innocent girls.

Bai Li looked embarrassed and coughed awkwardly twice, trying to change the subject.

Before he could even speak, Jiang Ruyue interrupted him.

"Teddy, it seems she's fallen for your trick."

After saying this, Jiang Ruyue solemnly raised her right hand and gave Bai Li a thumbs up.

"Teddy Brother?" Xie Lingmo was a little stunned.

The young lady had no idea what that title meant.

She turned her head to the side, her short pink hair swaying, and her large, watery eyes looked confused.

Bai Li quickly pressed Xie Lingmo's shoulder to explain:

"This child has been a bit slow since he was little. He likes to give people random nicknames, but don't mind him."

Jiang Ruyue put her hands back in her pockets, completely unaffected.

"Wow, that pile driver is amazing!"

Jiang Ruyue opened her small mouth and continued to speak:

"If I'm not by your side for a while, my harem will grow by one more member. I'm so happy for you."

When she said this, her voice was completely flat, and she stared blankly at Bai Li, giving off a human-machine vibe.

Xie Lingmo realized something was wrong this time.

She straightened her back, turned around and hugged Bai Li's arm, glaring at Jiang Ruyue without showing any weakness.

"Who are you calling a pile driver?"

Xie Lingmo's tone was protective:

"Bai Li is a friend I'm protecting, so please be more polite."

Jiang Ruyue's gaze swept over Xie Lingmo's flat chest, and she uttered three words:

"AIRPORT."

Xie Lingmo was furious, her chest heaving, and she tugged at Bai Li's arm, acting coquettishly:

"Bai Li! Look at her!"

Bai Li rubbed his aching temples and looked at Jiang Ruyue's pure and innocent face.

He touched his nose, knowing exactly what kind of person this girl was.

"Ruyue, do you know who I am?" Bai Li said sincerely, "Stop mocking me and pretending to enjoy yourself."

Jiang Ruyue tilted her head, blinked her big eyes twice, and maintained her blank, serious expression:

"What's wrong with me pretending to enjoy it?"

Jiang Ruyue's voice was clear and resonant:

"Just because you didn't satisfy me doesn't mean I can't act anymore!"