Going home for Chinese New Year, I squeezed onto a bus with three energetic young women.

"At least you have some conscience."

Xie Lingmo muttered something under her breath.

Her gaze passed over Bai Li's shoulder and landed on Jiang Ruyue.

She's never eaten meat before...

【An alliance, indeed!】

People tend to feel a sense of goodwill and security when they meet someone who has been in a similar situation to them.

Bai Li noticed the change in the little pink-haired girl's eyes and immediately saw through her thoughts.

He silently complained to himself:

If Xie Lingmo knew that Jiang Ruyue had also run away from home over a mere disagreement last time, they could probably talk about it for three days and three nights...

Xie Lingmo moved closer to the desk, tugged at Jiang Ruyue's school uniform sleeve, and gently shook it twice:

"Little robot, it turns out we're on the same side."

Xie Lingmo, ever the friendly type, quickly built a closer relationship, her eyes sparkling with anticipation.

"Can you teach me how to swear?"

Jiang Ruyue stopped writing and turned her head to look at her.

"I'm going to confront that hater who said I'm being pretentious!" Xie Lingmo waved her little fist.

In her opinion, with Jiang Ruyue's skill level, her insults would be a complete game-changer.

Available in the next second.

"Pfft—"

Chen Tingting couldn't hold back and said with a smile:

"Teach you to swear? Little pink-haired girl, you've got the wrong teacher!"

Li Jiaxin patted the mattress and joined in the commotion:

"Her? She insults people like she's being affectionate, baby~"

Xie Lingmo frowned, her face full of resentment.

"I don't believe it." Xie Lingmo raised her chin proudly and looked at Jiang Ruyue:

"If you're so capable, try cursing at me right now! Let me see what you've got."

"I'll do it."

A male voice suddenly interrupted.

Surprisingly, it was Bai Li who stepped forward.

Xie Lingmo looked him up and down, completely bewildered.

People are willing to line up and sign up even after being scolded?

Could it be...?

Bai Li felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by those pairs of eyes. He raised his hand to touch the bridge of his nose and coughed twice.

Bai Li felt a little embarrassed, but for some reason, being scolded by Jiang Ruyue felt like a kind of enjoyment.

The young women looked at Bai Li with disgust on their faces.

Chen Tingting walked up to Jiang Ruyue in her slippers, tapped on the desk, and started acting as her advisor.

"Little robot, listen up!"

Chen Tingting lowered her voice and patiently instructed:

"This time, we can't use such weak phrases like 'You big bad guy.' We need to go for something more intense!"

Lin Xiaoshuang also came over, her short yellow hair swaying in front of Jiang Ruyue's eyes:

"Yes! You need to learn to curse the other person. For example, wish them to fall into a ditch or die, the harsher the better."

Li Mengmeng, wearing a pink and white checkered apron, stood on tiptoe and leaned against the back of a chair to add:

"It has to be the kind that hits right to the soul~"

Jiang Ruyue nodded thoughtfully.

She adjusted her posture, placing her hands obediently on her knees, while the single tuft of hair on her head stood upright with a spirited air.

I thought for a few seconds.

"Don't worry, I already know what to say."

Jiang Ruyue raised her fair face and nodded seriously.

She turned around and her gaze fell on Bai Li.

"You big slut, this time I'm really going to swear really hard. Can you handle that?"

Before launching into her tirade, Jiang Ruyue meticulously prepared a disclaimer.

Bai Li casually slipped one hand into his trench coat pocket and raised an eyebrow:

"Stop dawdling and bring it on."

The master bedroom fell silent.

Even Zhang Qian, who is usually the most mischievous, held her breath and pricked up her ears to watch the show.

Jiang Ruyue took a breath and slightly parted her pink lips.

"you……"

She stammered, her little face turning bright red:

"You're so bad!"

A gust of autumn wind blew in through the half-open window, fluttering the curtains.

Xie Lingmo's lips twitched twice.

That's it?

What kind of swearing is that?

Xie Lingmo held her forehead, feeling as if her intelligence had been insulted.

She sighed:

"You little robot, you're not even as good as me."

"I saw online before that if you add the other person's parents when you're cursing, the attack power doubles."

As soon as she said it, Xie Lingmo quickly waved her hand:

"But don't use that trick to scold Bai Li, it'll really hurt her feelings..."

Xie Lingmo was still going on and on, explaining the terms.

Meanwhile, Jiang Ruyue's processor had already completed the word combination at lightning speed, putting what she had learned into practice.

"Dad!" Jiang Ruyue's clear voice echoed in the spacious bedroom: "You're so naughty!"

Xie Lingmo opened her mouth wide.

She stared blankly at the girl in the school uniform sitting on the chair, alarm bells ringing in her mind.

Is this girl genuinely naive, or is she just pretending to be innocent to seduce people?!

She looked at Bai Li, and sure enough, Bai Li had taken the bait.

His Adam's apple bobbed as he swallowed hard.

A man's instincts take precedence.

Bai Li subconsciously wanted to reach out and rub that fluffy head.

The large hand had just been raised halfway into the air.

"No...don't hit me..."

When Jiang Ruyue saw Bai Li reach out, she thought she had really angered him and he was going to beat her up.

She hugged her head, closed her eyes, and her eyelashes trembled slightly.

That kind of pitiful look can't be faked.

Xie Lingmo rolled her eyes when she saw this.

Alright, the case is solved.

This guy is such a complete idiot.

"Alright, alright, look how scared you've made the child."

Zhang Qian shook her head and walked up to Xie Lingmo.

"If you expect her to stand up for you, your internet cable will get unplugged."

Zhang Qian pulled Xie Lingmo to the bedside.

Lin Xiaoshuang sat down cross-legged next to Xie Lingmo and snatched the phone from her hand.

"It takes us to deal with these clowns who try to gain attention online."

Lin Xiaoshuang flicked the blond hair from her forehead and swiped her fingers across the screen:

"We're genuine, spirited young women; when it comes to verbal sparring and eloquence, we're not afraid of anyone!"

The four girls, along with Li Mengmeng, huddled together, staring at the profile of the user with the ID "Doesn't Eat Cilantro".

"Wow, come look at this thing!"

Lin Xiaoshuang clicked on one of the other party's daily updates videos and immediately burst out laughing.

On the screen, a large, fat woman with a face full of scars is eating a bowl of instant noodles.

The background is a dirty, messy rental room filled with clutter, with yellowed posters on the walls.

"And he's a damn fat pig weighing over 200 pounds!"

Upon seeing the image clearly, Chen Tingting immediately swore:

"He looks like a steamed bun, and the dirt in the creases of his neck could be rolled into a necklace, yet he's here typing on a keyboard lecturing our young lady?"

"This kind of scumbag lives like a rat in the gutter in real life, and only gets pleasure by pretending to be a big shot online."

Li Jiaxin rolled her eyes and pointed at the screen, giving instructions:

"Xiao Shuang, type! Give him a good lesson and show him what a military general is like."

Lin Xiaoshuang flexed her wrists, her two thumbs flying across the keyboard as she typed and read aloud:

Your appearance is like an apology letter from the condom company.

Xie Lingmo listened from the side, her eyes wide with disbelief.

This is too poisonous!

But listen...

Why did I feel like most of the pent-up anger in my heart dissipated instantly?

"It's not over yet."

Lin Xiaoshuang stared at the fat man's physique in the video and quickly typed a line of text:

Hey sis, can I borrow your underwear for a skydiving trip?