Going home for Chinese New Year, I squeezed onto a bus with three energetic young women.

"What did you say?!"

Bai Li lost his usual composure and raised his voice.

His face was filled with disbelief; this was the first time his voice had cracked.

Even Lao Wang, Zhang Yan, Bai Jian, and others never managed to break his composure.

He thought the dirt he'd uncovered with his "goddess radar" was explosive enough, but he never expected...

There are more experts?!

Li Jiaxin was quite pleased with Bai Li's shock.

"So, even my older brother can make that kind of expression?"

She continued happily:

"Every long-time resident of the compound knows what this idiot did when he was a kid."

The landlord's son was still stuck on the question of what his father and mother's names were.

Upon hearing this, he covered his ears with both hands and shrank back into the corner.

"Stop talking! Shut up!"

Li Jiaxin would never listen to him.

She parted her red lips slightly and spoke rapidly as she explained the facts to Bai Li.

He had just started elementary school at that time.

"One day, he discovered that touching his own supreme bone felt particularly comfortable."

"And then?" Bai Li asked.

"Then this idiot went and shared his new discovery with his dad."

Li Jiaxin pointed to the landlord standing next to her:

"His dad scolded him on the spot, saying that it was wrong and he was absolutely not allowed to do it again."

Bai Li nodded.

This is reasonable; that's how parents would educate their children.

"But!" Li Jiaxin slapped her thigh. "This idiot's brain isn't working properly!"

He felt that if his dad wouldn't let him do something so pleasurable, it must be because his dad had never experienced that kind of pleasure, which was why he was against it.

"Stop talking!" The landlord, enraged, reached out to grab Li Jiaxin's hair.

Before he could even touch him, Bai Li launched a flying kick, slamming it into the landlord's beer belly.

The landlord flew out again.

"Go on," Bai Li said, pulling her leg back and standing in front of Li Jiaxin.

"That night, around midnight," Li Jiaxin said in a low voice, describing it vividly:

"This idiot sneaked into his dad's bedroom to help his dad..."

Bai Li's breath hitched for half a second.

"His dad was half asleep when he felt someone touching him. He thought it was his wife and mumbled, 'Wife, stop messing around. We have work to do tomorrow.'"

"Then this idiot just blurted out, 'Dad, it's me. See? I didn't lie to you. Doesn't that feel good?'"

"His dad was so scared he jumped out of bed and kicked him right off the bed and out the door. He lay in the yard for half the night, and the next day he could barely walk to school."

Bai Li was speechless. What kind of brain structure was this that transcended the mundane world?

How can someone who would do something like this still dream of becoming a leader in a public institution?

Even being used as a specimen in a mental hospital would be a waste of talent.

He paused for a long time before turning his head to look at Li Jiaxin, his tone filled with awe.

"This is similar to what I heard when I was in the third year of junior high school, about a sixth-grader who got a serpent in his eye..."

Bai Li sighed:

"At the time, I thought that was the most outrageous thing a carbon-based organism could do."

"I never expected that what happened today would be comparable to that."

Li Jiaxin wasn't surprised at all after hearing this.

She yawned and casually replied.

"oh."

"That's him too."

Just five words.

Its destructive power is comparable to that of a nuclear bomb.

Bai Li froze on the spot.

He slowly turned his head and stared at the landlord's son in the corner.

Can't say a word.

Completely speechless.

You can say that people in Ping County are poor.

You could say that the people of Ping County are unsophisticated.

But you absolutely cannot say that the people of Ping County have no livelihood.

There may be many extraordinary people in some places, but the extraordinary people in Ping County are the most extraordinary.

In the corner.

The old woman who was sitting on the ground had recovered by now.

She couldn't swallow this insult, as her beloved only grandson had been humiliated like this.

She slapped her thighs with both hands and started throwing a tantrum.

"You ill-mannered bastard!"

"You're spewing filth! You're trying to humiliate my grandson to death!"

"The child was too young then!" the landlord gritted her teeth, trying to excuse her son.

"As long as he's alright now, that's all that matters!"

"I'll tell you!" he roared, his veins bulging.

"You just slandered our blood relationship! This isn't over!"

"That's spreading rumors! You'll be going to jail!"

Bai Li watched this clown-like performance.

He didn't panic at all, but instead shielded Li Jiaxin behind him.

Then his gaze swept back and forth between the landlord, the old woman, and the landlord's son huddled in the corner:

"hehe."

Bai Li chuckled softly.

"Let's not even talk about the complicated blood relationship between you."

Bai Li's tone was calm, but every word he uttered next made the situation more complicated:

"If I were to say..."

He looked at the landlord and stated a fact that the landlord could not accept:

"Your son goes to work as a prostitute at night, and your mother goes to work as a prostitute; they happen to run into each other. How would you handle that?"

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