Going home for Chinese New Year, I squeezed onto a bus with three energetic young women.

Bai Li broke out in a cold sweat and pulled his hands behind his back.

We're in big trouble.

He originally thought An Yaoyao was just a bit extreme in her actions, but he didn't expect her to also have a yandere personality.

Now it seems that the "landmine system" is truly deserving of its name; their mental state is as unstable and dangerous as a bomb.

The red light on the system panel was still flashing wildly.

We must keep her calm and composed.

We absolutely cannot let this crazy girl continue down this path.

Bai Li used a technique to divert attention.

"Uh, well, let's not talk about that now."

Bai Li raised her voice, forcefully changing the subject:

"What did you mean when you asked me for my address?"

An Yaoyao's morbid fantasy was interrupted.

She was stunned for a moment before returning to reality.

"I'll finish my exams in a couple of days," An Yaoyao straightened up and replied confidently.

"I'll come find you at this address then."

She looked Bai Li up and down, and then added a special note:

"Don't overthink it."

"I'm not here to offer you free sex," An Yaoyao sneered, slightly raising her chin. "I'm here to assess you."

"To see if you're suitable to be my boyfriend. If you don't meet the criteria..."

Before she could finish speaking, Bai Li interrupted her with a startled exclamation.

"Oh? You're taking an exam too?"

He stared wide-eyed, taking a closer look at the girl in front of him who was wearing a tattered black and pink dress and a fading gray wig.

I thought to myself, "Wow!"

What normal kid doesn't stay home and diligently do practice questions and get some rest before an exam? Why would they go to a wetland park for some kind of landmine-themed meetup?

Even worse!

He was a powerful figure in the transportation industry, a veritable god whose influence even the top leader had to curry favor with.

I accidentally saw another student's naked body!

And this brat even threatened to electrocute Jill with a stun gun!

If this gets out, where will he put his face?

An Yaoyao pouted, her voice filled with strong dissatisfaction:

"What's the big deal?"

"I just turned eighteen and am still in school. Is it wrong for me to take the entrance exam?"

The voice just fell.

An Yaoyao was extremely perceptive in noticing the grammatical errors in Bai Li's words.

Her large eyes narrowed, and her gaze became extremely aggressive.

"Feed".

"What did you mean by the word 'also' you just mentioned?"

An Yaoyao drew out her words, approaching step by step:

"You don't already have a girlfriend, and she's eighteen too, and you're preparing for an exam in a couple of days, do you?"

Women's intuition is often ridiculously accurate, let alone this kind of yandere girl with all the angst.

Bai Li turned her head and subconsciously glanced at the wall next door.

There was no movement on the other side of the wall.

Jiang Ruyue and her family of three should still be out eating at a restaurant right now.

But this subtle head tilt caught An Yaoyao's eye, and she immediately understood everything.

"laugh."

An Yaoyao once again looked at Bai Li with the same disdainful gaze one would give someone looking at trash:

"I never imagined you were such a perverted scumbag who preys on budding young women..."

An Yaoyao pointed her finger at Bai Li's nose and gave the order:

"I advise you to break up with her as soon as possible."

"impossible!"

Bai Li didn't hesitate for even half a second before blurting it out.

His brows furrowed, and he refused to back down.

"That's out of the question, I'm not breaking up with you."

What a joke!

Jiang Ruyue was sincere, and she had even met the other person's parents.

Do you really want to dump her for a crazy woman you've known for less than two hours who was just planning to cut each other's fingers?

No way.

The situation changed abruptly as soon as he finished speaking.

An Yaoyao immediately stepped forward.

She pressed her hands against the edge of the bed and leaned closer to the bed.

That breathtakingly beautiful face was right up close.

She parted her red lips, her sharp little tiger teeth pressing against Bai Li's Adam's apple:

"You think I'm joking with you?"

An Yaoyao's voice was very low, carrying a dangerous warning:

"I'll come to Ping County to find you in a couple of days."

"At that time."

"If I could smell even the slightest scent of another woman on you..."

An Yaoyao pressed her hand against the hard outline in the pocket of her skirt.

"My stun gun isn't something I'd joke about with you, Jill."

He uttered those harsh words.

An Yaoyao didn't even wait for Bai Li's reply.

She straightened up, turned her head, and walked briskly toward the door with slightly unsteady steps.

boom.

The door opened and then slammed shut.

An Yaoyao is gone.

Bai Li sat on the edge of the bed, rubbing his throbbing temples, and let out a long sigh:

"What kind of mess is this..."

but.

He is a natural optimist with an exceptional ability to self-regulate.

He sorted things out in less than a minute.

As long as the matter of An Yaoyao being seen naked by him is put behind us, that's all that matters.

As for her level of affection?

Bai Li didn't take it to heart at all.

He had only just met An Yaoyao, and they hadn't known each other for very long, so he naturally wouldn't fall for her, let alone care about her level of affection.

Even assuming, hypothetically, that An Yaoyao is the system's designated investment target.

But Bai Li believes that the system created these rewards so that he could live a comfortable and carefree life.

If he were to humble himself and act subservient just for that small reward, wouldn't he become the system's kneading tool, shaping himself into the system's form?

He knows exactly what he wants.

Having figured this out, Bai Li felt a sense of relief and the pent-up frustration in his chest vanished.

As for An Yaoyao's vicious threat before she left.

Bai Li didn't panic at all; in fact, he almost burst out laughing.

A landmine-type yandere? Forced possession? Using a stun gun to scare people?

Do you really think Bai Li is a pushover?

He possesses an abnormal physique that has been enhanced multiple times by the system, including not only a strong kidney talent but also a surge of vitality and other advantages.

If it really came down to a fight, even ten An Yaoyaos tied together wouldn't be enough for him to beat with one hand.

In addition, there's the powerful connection with Zhao Donghai, the top official in Yuncheng.

He has wealth and power, what doesn't he have? He's not afraid of anything at all.

"You dare come to Ping County to check on me?"

Bai Li sat cross-legged on the bed, laughing uncontrollably as he began to mutter to himself:

"Giving you back your stun gun isn't something I, Jill, can joke about..."

"If you have any questions later, go argue with my Ruyue and the four 'spirited' girls!"

Others might not know, but Bai Li knows it perfectly well.

Of the four "spirited young ladies" I personally raised, which one is easy to deal with?

Especially Chen Tingting and the other two, they are all pure warriors, and their affection level has reached 100.

A seasoned warrior of the White Li movement, firmly standing against those who harm the White Li.

If they really start fighting, An Yaoyao will most likely be made to cry by the little robot first, then be scolded to tears by the spirited little sister, or even beaten to tears.

"I was just going along with you and apologizing to you because I had to take your pants off and appease you."

Bai Li grew increasingly smug, muttering to himself:

"Do you really think that once you've appeased me, I, Bai Li, will still indulge you?"

"Avoid your sharp edge? Dream on!"

He was laughing so hard he was practically a crooked-mouthed dragon king, and his mind was already conjuring up the miserable scene that would unfold when An Yaoyao came to his door:

"Even if we take a step back and assume that your landmine girl has off-the-charts combat power and can single-handedly defeat my Rainbow Team, you're still a formidable opponent."

Bai Li slapped his thigh, his face full of cunning and provocative intent:

"You're just a little girl who's never even touched a man's hand."

"There's still one more hellish level to overcome—conquering oregano."

"Hahahahahahahaha..."

Bai Li had just reached orgasm from his fantasies and was laughing wildly with smug satisfaction.

Just then.

Knock knock knock.

There was a knock on the door.

Bai Li's heart skipped a beat, his laughter stopped abruptly, and the smile on his face froze.

[Holy crap, could it be that that crazy girl An Yaoyao didn't leave, but has been squatting outside the door eavesdropping all this time?!]

If she had heard every single word of my arrogant monologue...

Then all my earnest attempts to coax her would be in vain.

Bai Li cleared his throat, feigning composure, and shouted towards the door:

Who is it?

After shouting, Bai Li waited anxiously for a reply.

Soon, a cute and soft voice came from outside the door, which also dispelled all of Bai Li's doubts:

Good evening, Mr. Stallion.

Jiang Ruyue's uniquely silly voice drifted in through the door:

"Excuse me, would you like a student girl to come to your home for service?"

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