Going home for Chinese New Year, I squeezed onto a bus with three energetic young women.
Chapter 414 I'm so sorry
"Welcome to King of Glory".
As the game began, Bai Li, controlling his hero, plunged headlong into the jungle.
The game started smoothly. Just two minutes later, Bai Li went to the bottom lane to gank and secured the first blood.
Zhang Qian leaned back on the sofa and offered a purple grape to Bai Li's lips.
Jiang Ruyue used a toothpick to pick up a piece of cantaloupe and followed closely behind Zhang Qian.
Bai Li has two soft, fragrant beauties serving him, which greatly enhances his gaming experience.
But things quickly took a turn for the worse.
The game has reached the fifth minute.
Red notifications of enemy kills kept popping up at the top of the screen.
Chen Tingting played Polo, but she didn't even use a single skill before being taken down by the opponent in one combo.
Li Jiaxin is even more outrageous; she always throws her ultimate skill at minions and flashes into the enemy's turret to tank damage.
Lin Xiaoshuang, a mid-laner, specifically went to the top lane to confront the tank head-on, only to be completely dominated.
The worst offender was Li Mengmeng.
She used female police officers as collaborators, insisting she was an auxiliary police officer herself. Later, she even sold auxiliary equipment to steal Chen Tingting's recruits, and then brazenly announced, "I've been promoted from auxiliary police officer to full-fledged officer!"
"What are you doing?"
Bai Li looked at the four grayed-out avatars and couldn't help but ask a question.
These four girls may not be experts, but they certainly wouldn't be capable of causing such a mess.
This isn't playing a game; it's just queuing up to get killed.
Zhang Qian picked up another grape and handed it over.
Jiang Ruyue followed, holding a toothpick.
Bai Li turned her head away, avoiding the two men feeding her.
"Stop feeding it."
Bai Li lowered her crossed legs, gripped her phone tightly with both hands, leaned forward, and sat up straight.
"I'm going to get serious."
For the next ten minutes, Bai Li carried the burden entirely on her own.
The opposing team grouped up and pushed towards the second mid-lane tower.
"Help me!" Bai Li, still bleeding, pulled backward.
Li Mengmeng not only ignored him, but instead rammed into the enemy's defensive tower and stood there motionless.
The enemy jungler easily secured her kill, and with a single basic attack, sent the low-health Bai Li back to the fountain.
"Total wipeout!"
Bai Li lit a cigarette.
But the four girls were still reeling from the Calabash Brothers saving their grandfather, sending him off one after another.
Bai Li broke out in a sweat.
This is too torturous.
The countdown to resurrection has ended.
Bai Li didn't say a word.
He led the last wave of minions in the top lane straight to the enemy's high ground.
Use positioning to dodge crowd control, use ultimate skill to enter the fray with invulnerability, and instantly switch to resurrection armor.
In the two seconds between the resurrection armor shattering, the shop interface switched rapidly, and the Blade of Despair was purchased.
With the final shot, the crystal exploded.
"Victory!"
A huge "Victory" message popped up.
Bai Li tossed his phone onto the coffee table, leaned back, and slumped into the sofa, waving his hands repeatedly.
"I'm not playing anymore, I'm not playing anymore." Bai Li let out a long sigh. "It's too tiring."
His gaze swept over the settlement panels of the other people.
Li Mengmeng's record is the most dazzling, with 0-20-0, which is dazzlingly red.
With this kind of data, most people would have been scolded and quit the game long ago.
Bai Li usually felt a lot of pity for the little girl and was just about to say a few words of comfort to her, telling her not to care too much about winning or losing.
The words hadn't even left his mouth.
Li Mengmeng jumped up from the sofa, phone in hand, her round face flushed red with joy.
"Yay! I got the lowest score! I'm last!"
This reaction completely baffled Bai Li.
On the sofa next to her, Chen Tingting slapped her thigh, her face full of resentment:
"Huh? Why is the shorty in last place? I did a really good job!"
Li Jiaxin scratched her purple hair and joined in the protest:
"Who says otherwise? I even bought speed boots to feed kills, and I still couldn't beat her."
Lin Xiaoshuang tugged at her ponytail and said in a wronged voice:
"I used all my ultimate abilities on the river crab, isn't that the worst thing ever?"
Bai Li was completely confused.
His gaze lingered on the faces of these girls.
"What do you mean by this?" Bai Li asked, voicing the question that had been bothering him.
next second.
Li Mengmeng put her hand inside her skirt.
A series of rustling groping sounds.
She pulled out a piece of blue and pink fabric, raised her hand, and threw it directly at Bai Li's face.
Bai Li's face was covered in the smear, but she could smell the familiar scent of shower gel.
He reached out and grabbed the lump of stuff, then unfolded it to take a look.
A lace dress with a blue bow, still warm from body heat.
Bai Li held the piece of fabric and looked at Li Mengmeng:
"What's wrong, Mengmeng?"
Li Mengmeng stood up, placed her feet on the sofa cushions, and put her hands on her hips.
Her skirt rode up with her movement, and her tone was extremely arrogant:
"I'm sorry, Brother Bai Li, for making you so tired."
"But this is our punishment for playing the game!"
Li Mengmeng raised her chin and announced the rules from above:
"Whoever is the biggest troublemaker can't wear little clothes at home!"
Bai Li understood the whole story.
I finally understand why these girls are ignoring the game and instead insisting on finding ways to compete to see who can send more virtual gifts.
So it's all about fighting for the right to train and educate children.
As he stuffed Li Mengmeng's little clothes into his pocket, he said speechlessly:
"Why are you arguing?"
"I was originally planning to spend some quality time with you all."
"Everyone gets a share."
Upon hearing this, Li Mengmeng's smug expression froze. She gripped her skirt tightly and muttered something under her breath:
"Damn, all that money wasted..."
"Yay!"
Chen Tingting jumped off the sofa and pounced on Bai Li.
The other three energetic young women also cheered and jumped for joy.
They genuinely believed that, according to the game rules, only Li Mengmeng would get to eat meat tonight.
Chen Tingting wrapped her arms around Bai Li's neck, her red hair brushing against him.
"I knew my brother had a lot of energy!"
Lin Xiaoshuang couldn't wait any longer.
She jumped off the sofa, grabbed Li Jiaxin's arm with one hand and pulled Li Mengmeng with the other, and headed straight for the bathroom on the first floor:
"Big brother, let's go wash up right now!"
The three girls huddled together, laughing and rushing into the bathroom, and the sound of running water soon filled the air.
Zhang Qian sat up beside Bai Li, leaned closer, and breathed into Bai Li's ear with her red lips.
"Big brother, you go upstairs first," Zhang Qian said in a hoarse voice. "We'll be discussing swordsmanship with you soon..."
Bai Li was already used to the style of these energetic young women; they were always as direct as ever.
He patted Zhang Qian's rounded back, signaling her to get ready as well.
Only Bai Li and Jiang Ruyue remained in the living room.
Bai Li turned her head and looked at the little robot beside her, who was extremely innocent yet full of strange and wonderful ideas.
"Ruyue," Bai Li asked, "Do you want to come along?"
Jiang Ruyue shook her head repeatedly:
"I was just approved by you this afternoon, I'm exhausted, and I'm going to rest right away."
Her face was full of fatigue.
After speaking, Jiang Ruyue stood up and straightened her skirt.
She turned to Bai Li, her expression suddenly becoming extremely serious.
Then, the girl clasped her hands together, cupped them in front of her chest, and spoke loudly in a chivalrous manner:
"I'm so sorry I couldn't let you use your full strength to your heart's content, pile driver."
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