Going home for Chinese New Year, I squeezed onto a bus with three energetic young women.

"Are you speaking human language?" An Yaoyao scoffed, clearly not taking it seriously.

Bai Li sat in the chair and took a sip of water:

"State the facts."

"Hehe, you're definitely lying to me." An Yaoyao took a step forward and stood by the dining table:

"What kind of story involves six women sharing one husband? If you're going to lie to me, at least come up with a plausible reason."

She started muttering to herself:

"If you didn't want me to investigate, you should have said so earlier. I could have stabbed you twice and we would be even. Why bother having a few people put on an act to disgust me?"

Bai Li was sweating profusely as he listened.

What do you mean by "we're even after you stab me twice"? You'd be better off using a stun gun on Jill!

He hadn't figured out how to respond to this, and Zhang Qian, standing beside him, was getting impatient.

"Big brother is right."

"We're all his partners, who has time to act with you like this?"

An Yaoyao raised her head and looked around blankly.

The remaining five girls nodded in unison.

"No way..." An Yaoyao stared at them:

"Are you all really his girlfriends?"

"You think I'm kidding you with an oregano set?" Chen Tingting scoffed.

She hated dawdling the most, so she pulled out a chair, stood up, walked to Bai Li's side, bent down, and kissed him on the lips.

"Pop." The sound was very loud.

An Yaoyao's eyes widened.

Not finished yet.

Li Jiaxin followed closely behind, pushed Chen Tingting aside, and turned her head to kiss Bai Li on the cheek.

Zhang Qian straddled Bai Li's lap, took a bite, and tugged at Bai Li's collar.

Li Mengmeng hopped over, stood on tiptoe, and planted a lip print on Bai Li's chin.

Jiang Ruyue finally came over, cupped Bai Li's forehead, and kissed him.

An Yaoyao stood there, stunned.

In my line of sight, Bai Li's face was covered with lipstick marks of all sizes.

They kissed.

They kissed each other.

They really were all his girlfriends.

An Yaoyao's worldview shattered at that moment.

This was beyond her comprehension.

After a brief moment of shock, a surge of furious anger shot through his veins and up to the top of his head.

"I already said that!"

An Yaoyao pointed at Bai Li's nose, raising her voice:

"If there's a girl next to you, you're doomed!"

"You actually made six!"

Jiang Ruyue looked at the exasperated An Yaoyao and weakly raised her hand to add:

"Actually, there are seven. Little Pink Hair has been busy with a project these past few days and isn't home."

Jiang Ruyue's addition only fueled An Yaoyao's rage.

She stared at Bai Li, her eyes practically spitting fire.

"Bai Li, what a fine Bai Li!"

She could no longer suppress her anger, and reached into her pocket to pull out her stun gun.

As soon as the power switch was turned on, the tip of the stun gun crackled and popped.

"I'll give you two choices!" An Yaoyao pointed at Bai Li.

"One option is for me to shock you and then stab you twice, then we'll be even."

"Secondly, you break up with those seven women right now, and then slowly start dating me!"

Bai Li stared at the crackling stun gun, pondering how to snatch the weapon from the crazy girl's hand.

Before he could even speak, the young women in the room erupted in a commotion.

"On what grounds?"

Lin Xiaoshuang peeked out from behind Chen Tingting and excitedly shouted:

"Who do you think you are, telling us to break up?"

Li Mengmeng rolled her eyes, put her hands on her hips, and muttered resentfully:

"Yeah, who do you think you are, little cookie?"

"When I fought them over Bai Li, I even got beaten up. What are you, a newcomer, pretending to be so arrogant about?"

Li Jiaxin crossed her arms and looked at An Yaoyao as if she were an idiot.

"They even electrocute and stab people." Li Jiaxin said with disdain, "Are they gangsters?"

"I suspect it went bankrupt because of a short circuit in the supply chain; they're just spouting nonsense." Chen Tingting pointed at An Yaoyao's head:

"Or maybe there's a bag here."

Jiang Ruyue stood to the side, analyzing the situation very seriously:

"I guess he ate mushrooms last night and then went mining without washing his hands, so the hallucinations haven't gone away yet."

An Yaoyao, a child immersed in anime and yandere literature, had never heard such filthy words before.

Her hand holding the stun gun was trembling, and she was panting heavily, on the verge of losing control.

"Just because he saw me naked!" An Yaoyao shouted.

After she finished yelling, her chest heaved violently.

This is her last trump card.

In her mind, a girl's innocence is paramount; if a girl's innocence is exposed, the man must take responsibility for her.

She thought the girls would quiet down, question Bai Li, and that this would create a rift between them.

The six girls opposite didn't even change their expressions.

Two seconds later.

Zhang Qian slammed her hand on the table and immediately started a group purchase.

"What? You think you're some kind of national treasure?" Zhang Qian looked An Yaoyao up and down. "You even have to pay an admission fee?"

Lin Xiaoshuang immediately joined the team to deal damage:

"Exactly! Do you think we sisters are easy to bully? What's wrong with looking at each other?"

Lin Xiaoshuang straightened her chest, speaking with righteous indignation:

"Big brother is practically rotting us alive! We only have one bedroom with him, and you haven't even had a chance to use it. Why do you expect to have him all to yourself right away?"

Jiang Ruyue added quietly from the side:

"Yes, I was dehydrated yesterday. I drank half a case of bottled water to recover."

An Yaoyao's ears were ringing.

She couldn't out-argue these young, eccentric women from beginning to end.

Her psychological defenses completely collapsed.

"Fuck your mothers!" An Yaoyao cursed.

Tears welled up in her eyes, and she decided to abandon verbal arguments and resort to force to resolve the issue.

She raised her stun gun and yelled:

"Bai Li! I'm going to electrocute you!"

An Yaoyao closed her eyes and rushed towards Bai Li's lower body.

With a clear objective, we went straight for the key points.

But she underestimated the reaction speed and fighting power of the young women.

Chen Tingting reacted quickly, kicking the leg of the dining chair, which then landed sideways in the middle of the aisle.

An Yaoyao tripped and leaned forward.

Li Jiaxin pounced on the opportunity, grabbed An Yaoyao's right wrist holding the stun gun, and twisted it backward forcefully.

Zhang Qian walked around from the side and pinned her to the edge of the dining table.

The stun gun slipped from his hand and fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

Lin Xiaoshuang kicked the stun gun into a corner.

Li Mengmeng went over, picked up the stun gun, turned off the power, and stuffed it into her skirt pocket.

It took less than three seconds in total.

An Yaoyao was firmly pressed onto the table, unable to move.

Chen Tingting grabbed her black and pink wig, pressed her face against the table, and warned her fiercely:

"You dare to threaten our future? Believe me, we'll kill you right now!"

Zhang Qian locked An Yaoyao's hands behind her back, pressing her knee against An Yaoyao's waist:

"If you can really hook up with the big brother, I'll make sure you're always last in line."

An Yaoyao lay face down on the table, her face pressed against the surface, and tears finally fell.

She struggled, kicking her legs wildly:

"Let me go! You bunch of thugs!"

Bai Li sat in the chair and did not interfere throughout the entire process.

This result was expected.

No matter how yandere the landmine type is, they're no match for his Rainbow Team.

Jiang Ruyue took the chopsticks and walked up to An Yaoyao, who had been subdued.

She crouched down, looking directly at An Yaoyao's furious face.

"Don't fight."

Jiang Ruyue earnestly advised:

"First of all, you can't beat all of them."

"Secondly, violence cannot solve problems."

An Yaoyao gritted her teeth, her face streaked with tears, and retorted defiantly:

"I think I can solve all the problems!"

Jiang Ruyue looked at her and tilted her head.

She picked up her chopsticks, thought for a moment, and asked a question that struck at the heart of the matter:

"If you were compared to a mosquito crawling on you, would you still say that?"