Going home for Chinese New Year, I squeezed onto a bus with three energetic young women.

Bai Weiguo had seen a lot in his life, but he swore that the scene before him was even more incomprehensible than when the workshop director suddenly gave him a bonus.

My own son is standing on the main road right now, covered in...

It's hard to describe; it's like wearing a rainbow on your body.

Wang Xiulian's gaze fell on the lip print on Bai Li's coat collar, her face filled with shock.

"Dad, Mom." Bai Li felt like there was a piece of dry bread stuck in her throat, unable to swallow or spit it out.

"This is the project you did?" Bai Weiguo's tone was chilling. "Human biomechanics? Or color research?"

"Cough..." Bai Li awkwardly tried to pull his arm away.

However, he clearly underestimated Chen Tingting's arm strength and the effect of alcohol on the young woman's mental state.

In her dazed state, Chen Tingting thought that bad guys were trying to take away her older brother.

Instead of letting go, she pressed herself against him again, burying her face directly in Bai Li's neck.

"Don't move..." Chen Tingting mumbled, her breath reeking of alcohol and her own fragrance, "Big brother... don't let go, I'm dizzy, I want a kiss~"

Bai Li's hair stood on end.

Normally, he might appreciate this kind of coquettishness.

But now, standing opposite him are his own parents!

"Tingting, let go!" Bai Li lowered his voice, his tone carrying a warning.

"I won't let go!" Chen Tingting rubbed her head against his neck like a cat in heat: "I want to hold you... Big Brother Xiangxiang..."

After speaking, she raised her head, her large, hazy eyes fixed on Bai Li's face, then pouted—

"Pop!"

A crisp, loud kiss echoed through the quiet winter night streets.

The kiss landed directly on Bai Li's cheek, leaving a lip print.

Time seemed to stand still at that moment.

Bai Li closed her eyes in despair.

It’s over.

Now even jumping into the Yellow River won't clear my name.

Wang Xiulian opened her mouth, then closed it again, finally looking at her husband with eyes full of confusion:

"Old Bai, this...this is our daughter-in-law?"

"Mom, don't make wild guesses." Bai Li could only explain, "They...they just drank too much. They're not usually like this."

"Does drinking too much give you the right to kiss people however you want?" Bai Weiguo said, his face darkening, as he picked up a plastic bag from the ground. "Do you think we're stupid?"

"Really, we're just ordinary friends." Bai Li felt that explaining this was more tiring than writing a thesis.

"Just friends?" Bai Weiguo pointed at Chen Tingting's hand, which was almost reaching into Bai Li's collar. "You call this just friends? Then I'll go out on the street and find a friend to hug like this, and see if your mom scolds me!"

Wang Xiulian immediately glared at the old man: "You dare?"

Turning her head, Wang Xiulian looked at Bai Li, her tone softening slightly, after all, a mother's heart is soft:

"Xiao Li, don't lie to us. These girls... they all look quite young. You can't do anything illegal."

She looked at the girls' outfits—some showing off their waists, some showing off their legs.

She only called the police because her son was leading the way; if it had been someone else, she would have called the police long ago.

"Mom, what a true friend." Bai Li sighed.

Upon hearing Bai Li speak, Lin Xiaoshuang muttered, "It's not like we're breaking tiles, why are you calling for Mom?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Qian quickly pinched Lin Xiaoshuang, along with Chen Tingting and Li Jiaxin, and then explained in a low voice:

"Wake up! Your older brother's mother and father are right in front of you!!"

"ah?!"

"Big brother's parents?"

The information struck them like a thunderbolt, and they quickly looked up.

Looking at the middle-aged couple in front of them who bore a resemblance to Bai Li, their faces instantly turned red, and their drunkenness turned into a cold sweat.

It's over. It's over.

grunt.

Li Jiaxin swallowed hard, recalling their current appearance.

Her makeup was half ruined, she reeked of alcohol, and Chen Tingting was still wearing a revealing tank top and her down jacket was half-open.

In the eyes of elders, this image is that of a delinquent girl, the kind of vixen who will lead good children astray!

"Stand still! Stand still, everyone!" Chen Tingting, having been a leader before, reacted the fastest.

She quickly zipped up her down jacket to cover her impressive figure, and then ruffled her hair haphazardly, trying to make herself look like a respectable woman.

Lin Xiaoshuang quickly took her hand away from her mouth and stood up straight, like a primary school student being punished by the teacher.

Li Jiaxin's legs were no longer weak, and she was full of energy.

Along with Zhang Qian, the four of them stood in a neat row, heads bowed, not daring to breathe.

Bai Weiguo and Wang Xiulian were a little confused when they saw the girls' expressions change instantly, from bold and unrestrained to timid and submissive.

"Ahem." Bai Li broke the silence, pointing to the two elders: "Let me introduce you, this is my dad, and this is my mom."

He pointed to the four girls, but before he could start making up a lie, he was already out there.

The four girls' minds were already racing.

What are you shouting for?

According to normal etiquette, one should address them as uncle or aunt, or father and mother.

But... who are they?

They are people who have received great kindness from Bai Li and have given their hearts to him!

In their simple logic, Bai Li is the eldest brother, someone even closer than a biological brother.

Especially Lin Xiaoshuang, although her mind was awake now, it had gone from "crash" to "blue screen".

Her mind was filled with Zhang Qian's words, "my older brother's parents."

The eldest brother's mother... isn't that, rounded up, just like my own mother?

Besides, calling someone "uncle" or "aunt" sounds too formal.

What if the elders think I'm an outsider and won't let me follow my older brother anymore?

We must show closeness! We must show that we're family!

Thus, under extreme tension and a bizarre logical loop, Lin Xiaoshuang took a deep breath, took a step forward, bowed deeply at a ninety-degree angle, and spoke in a loud and emotional voice:

"mom!"