Going home for Chinese New Year, I squeezed onto a bus with three energetic young women.

"Stop...please stop, please stop talking..."

Bai Jian knelt at Bai Li's feet, gripping his trouser leg tightly with both hands, his face covered in snot and tears.

He was no longer the spirited man he had been moments before; he looked like a condemned prisoner being publicly executed.

Bai Li looked down at her cousin, who had caused her family no shortage of trouble since childhood.

Not long ago, when I had just resigned and returned home, Bai Jian was showing off in front of Bai Li's parents, saying that Bai Li couldn't make a name for himself outside and had to come back to work as a laborer for him.

Bai Li has always remembered this debt.

"What, you can't even stand it already?"

Bai Li slowly took out a lighter from his pocket, but instead of lighting it, he just played with it in his hand.

The flames flickered, illuminating his excessively handsome face.

He leaned down and whispered in Bai Jian's ear, in a voice only the two of them could hear:

"I mean... that lifelike doll you hide under the bed, it even has succubus patterns stuck on its belly..."

Bai Jian's body stiffened abruptly, his eyes widening as much as light bulbs.

He really cried, and he completely broke down.

He recalled many things.

That day, he was exhausted after entertaining several greedy bosses.

In the shopping mall, he immediately took a liking to the lifelike doll Fangfang.

After spending a fortune to bring Fangfang back, Bai Jian was just about to release her when Fangfang's language module shouted:

"Master, you've had a long day, you must be tired."

"Please use Fangfang to your heart's content."

Although the sound was mechanical and lacked warmth.

But...

No one has ever told him, "You've worked hard..."

From that time on, the lifelike doll Fangfang became his spiritual support.

It became his only solace after he returned home each night from socializing, where he had to act like a subservient servant.

Therefore, he couldn't bear to kick Fangfang even once, and he had to say "I love you" to the doll two hundred times every night before he could fall asleep.

Even when buying underwear for himself, he would only buy three pairs of polyester fiber underwear for 9.9 yuan with free shipping. Wearing them would generate static electricity, making him bounce around like an electric chick.

But he bought the dolls CK silk underwear and Lolita dresses that cost several thousand yuan a set, without even blinking an eye when he bought them.

This is Fangfang, whom he cherishes dearly!

His heart was breaking.

......

"No!! Stop talking! Please don't insult my Fangfang!"

Bai Jian burst into tears, his voice filled with heartbreak.

"How could you be so selfish! How could you be so cruel! Bah!"

"Fangfang isn't a Furui fanatic, waaaaah..."

He cried as he covered Bai Li's mouth, fearing that Bai Li's "words that carry on" would utter some terrifying prophecy that would cause Fangfang to lose her chastity.

Bai Li turned her head away, frowning in disgust:

"Pah! Did you even wash your hands after going to the toilet?"

"Okay, I won't say anymore."

Seeing Bai Jian's ghostly appearance, which was about to faint, Bai Li withdrew his supernatural powers.

While I don't understand this behavior of treating silicone as true love, I respect this pure perversion.

"I know I was wrong..." Bai Jian huddled in the corner, sobbing like a wronged party. "I shouldn't have gone to your house to show off. When I go back for Chinese New Year, can I take care of all the cleaning at your aunt's house?"

"I'll never look down on people again. Stop with your supernatural powers, cousin... no, Master Bai!"

Bai Li waved his hand, signaling him to get lost.

Bai Jian scrambled to his feet, and in his panic, his forehead slammed hard against the glass door as he went out, making a dull thud.

Ignoring the pain, he clutched his head and charged toward the rickety BMW 3 Series billowing black smoke.

All he wants now is to go home.

He wanted to go see his Fangfang, and to see if the old lady next door's teddy bear was really tearing down his door.

With a screeching sound of brakes and a foul odor of exhaust fumes, Bai Jian disappeared around the street corner.

"Big brother, what did you say to him just now? It scared him so much!"

Lin Xiaoshuang came over like a clingy little thing, hugging Bai Li's arm, her big eyes full of curiosity.

Bai Li spoke softly just now, and the group of young women only heard Bai Jian shouting things like "wife" and "Teddy."

Bai Li opened the car door, casually pulled Lin Xiaoshuang into the back seat of the Panamera, and replied indifferently:

"It's nothing, I was just surprised to find out that my sister-in-law is from Yiwu."

"A Yiwu native?" Lin Xiaoshuang sat in the leather chair, tilting her head and thinking for a long time.

Are people in Yiwu all fierce? Could they scare him to tears?

Chen Tingting and Li Jiaxin also sat down.

Bai Li didn't explain. He started the car but didn't leave immediately.

"Big brother, what do we do next?"

Li Jiaxin sat in the back row, her long purple hair casually draped over her shoulders, her long legs crossed, her gaze fixed intently on Bai Li.

Her adoration for Bai Li has now reached an unprecedented level.

One sentence was enough to drive my scoundrel cousin crazy, causing him to casually throw out 300,000 yuan for renovations, and he also displayed a manly aggressiveness.

This kind of man is simply the ultimate dream man for these young, edgy women.

Bai Li glanced at her phone; it was three in the afternoon.

The red dots in the upper right corner of the WeChat icon have piled up again.

Upon clicking, the first result was Li Mengmeng.

This 24-year-old legal loli seems to be up to something.

[Li Mengmeng: Brother Bai Li, Mengmeng is practicing cooking~ I'll cook for you when I learn! (Image.jpg)]

Bai Li opened the image.

In the photo, Li Mengmeng has her hair in pigtails and is wearing a pink Lolita outfit, with a maid apron tied around her waist, creating a striking curve.

But this is not the point.

The key point is that, beneath her body, which is not even as tall as the stove, a small foot wrapped in white silk is inadvertently revealed through a pair of extremely conspicuous large gaps.

Her toes were crystal clear, nestled in white silk, small and exquisite.

This angle is clearly a staged shot.

You can almost smell the sweet, soft aroma of those little cakes through the screen.

Bai Li could even picture the girl squatting on the kitchen floor, holding her phone up to find the perfect angle, trying to suppress her laughter with her cunning expression.

gurgling...

Bai Li swallowed hard, unable to help but think:

[Paying rent now, they've hired everything...]

Bai Li then immediately replied:

[Bai Li: Okay, I'm waiting. Good luck, Mengmeng, don't set the kitchen on fire!]

[Li Mengmeng: Hehe, you finally replied! What did Brother Bai Li go to do? Was he bothered by those annoying older sisters again? (Looking wronged.jpg)]

This girl is quite guarded.

Bai Li replied casually: "Nothing much, just doing renovations."

From the other side of the perspective.

Li Mengmeng lay on her pink bed, her white-stockinged feet dangling in the air.

Seeing Bai Li's reply, she breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to herself: Brother Bai Li is indeed busy with important matters, he definitely didn't bring those young girls with him.

I need to work harder!

We must win over Bai Li's stomach!

Little did she know that at that moment, in the row behind Palamere, three spirited young women were almost fighting over who would peel an orange for Bai Li.

Bai Li flipped through it again.

News about Zhang Qian also surfaced. Ever since she completely submitted to and fell in love with Bai Li, this girl has been very clingy.

[Zhang Qian: Big brother, there's no sound from the next room. Did you go out with them?]

[Bai Li: Yeah, at the building materials market. I got the three of them rooms across the hall, and as for you... I reserved the room next to mine for you.]

Zhang Qian over there probably jumped up immediately, replying so quickly it was like an automatic reply.

Zhang Qian: Yay!! Big brother, I love you to death!! I knew you were the best to me! I'm so happy I want to seduce you right now! (Kiss) (Blows a kiss)

Bai Li smiled, but then he saw a name that made him feel nauseous.

Xia Qing.

Bai Li couldn't help but click his tongue. He had slapped Zhang Yan that day and forgot to delete this gold-digging woman.

[Xia Qing: Bai Li, it's almost Chinese New Year, are you coming to my house tonight? My parents have already left. (Image.jpg)]

The photos are extremely daring.

A red battle robe resembling a Christmas outfit, with very little fabric and all the key parts being openwork.

Bai Li sneered, not even bothering to look.

He would never go back to an old flame, especially since Xia Qing was a gold digger.

[Bai Li: Sister, I really can't do keeping vigil.]

After replying to that sentence, he tapped his finger and immediately blocked and deleted the contact.

Looking at this kind of person is an insult to oneself.

"Hey bro, what are you clicking your tongue about?"

Lin Xiaoshuang leaned over from behind, resting her chin on Bai Li's shoulder, and a faint scent of a young girl wafted into his nose.

"I saw someone wanting to do a part-time business selling coffins, but I turned them down."

Bai Li was just making things up.

Just then, the phone screen lit up again.

Jiang Ruyue.

That unattainable beauty from the prestigious No. 1 High School, with her strict upbringing and yearning for rebellion.

The text she posted was strange; every sentence ended with a slash.

Jiang Ruyue: Are you there?

Jiang Ruyue: I promised.

Jiang Ruyue: The person who brought me along.

Jiang Ruyue: Do you understand?

Jiang Ruyue: When you neglected me, who were you warming?

Looking at this screen full of non-mainstream literature, three huge question marks popped into Bai Li's mind.

This girl... did she go crazy from doing so much homework during winter break?

Bai Li gripped the steering wheel, his lips twitching.

These days, high school girls can be incredibly endearing when they show a contrast between their current appearance and their personality.

He thought for a moment, then typed a line of text on the screen.

[Bai Li: ??? Your account has been hacked? Or is your senior year of high school forcing you to study non-mainstream literature?]

The message has just been sent.

Jiang Ruyue replied almost instantly.

Jiang Ruyue: I'm serious.

Jiang Ruyue: I bought a new "rebellious outfit".

[Jiang Ruyue: If you don't pay attention to me, I'm going to wear this out in the street and show it to everyone.]

Bai Li: "..."

Well, another one that could be fatal.