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Chapter 15 You call this not knowing how to fish?
Not long after, Fang Daqiang appeared on the other side of the river on his old, rickety bicycle that rattled everywhere except for the bell.
A bunch of strange tools were strapped to the back seat of the car.
"Here it comes!"
Fang Daqiang parked the car on the shore and began unloading things.
An ice chisel for drilling holes in the ice, two small stools, a few simple fishing rods, and a red plastic bucket filled with bait.
"Dad, you've worked hard."
Fang Yu stepped forward and took the items.
"What's so hard about it?"
Fang Daqiang waved his hand cheerfully, his gaze falling on Liu Yifei, and he smiled even more happily.
"Yifei, are you cold? Do you want to go home and rest?"
"It's not cold, uncle. I'd like to see how you fish."
Liu Yifei was very curious about this new project.
"Alright! Then watch your brother Fang Yu show you what he's got to do!"
Fang Daqiang looked proud.
"He's been the best fisherman in our village since he was a kid!"
Fang Yu listened to his father's praise with a calm smile on his face, but felt a little uneasy inside.
Fishing prodigy?
That was when I was a child. Back then, the streams in the village were teeming with fish, so much so that you could easily scoop up half a basketful with a net.
But now...
Most importantly, he just checked the system store and discovered a very embarrassing fact.
The skill 【Ice Fishing】 belongs to the "Lifestyle & Entertainment - Advanced" category, and requires a considerable amount of popularity points to redeem.
He's already used up all his popularity points.
What's left now is simply not enough to exchange for the ice fishing skill.
In other words, this time, he'll have to rely on his real skills.
Fang Yu mentally berated himself for wasting money while simultaneously comforting himself:
Don't panic, fishing is something anyone can do.
Back in the day, I was the man who dominated the little ditch at the edge of the village.
He picked up the ice chisel, walked onto the ice, and chose a spot where the water looked relatively deep.
"Watch closely, the first step is to make a hole in the ice."
Fang Yu gripped the ice chisel with both hands, mustered all his strength, and slammed it down hard!
"Bang!"
With a loud bang, only a faint white dot remained on the ice.
Fang Yu: "..."
He felt his wrist go numb from the shock.
The ice was much thicker than he had imagined.
"Ahem, let's warm up a bit."
Fang Yu remained calm and tried to justify himself, then adjusted his posture and began smashing continuously.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
After smashing it more than a dozen times, a hole the size of a bowl was finally made.
Fang Yu was so tired that sweat was pouring down his forehead.
Liu Yifei watched from the side, wanting to laugh but not daring to, and could only hold it in.
Fang Daqiang, who couldn't stand it any longer, stepped forward and snatched the ice chisel from the side.
"You silly child, where did all your energy go? Watch me!"
Fang Daqiang calmly and deliberately found a spot, and with a clever touch, quickly and easily created a round and smooth ice hole.
Fang Yu: "..."
A major rollover scene.
He felt that his "all-around persona" had developed a crack.
[Hahahaha! Finally, there's something Fang Yu can't do!]
[Hilarious! Even digging a hole in the ice is a struggle. Where did that ice prince go?]
[Fang's father: Get out of the way, let your dad handle this!]
riverside.
Fang Yu took out a fishing rod, baited it, and put it into the ice hole.
He adjusted his posture, adopted a mysterious expression, and said to Liu Yifei:
"The most important thing about fishing is to have a calm mind."
"A calm mind will naturally attract fish."
Liu Yifei nodded as if she understood, and followed his example, lowering the fishing line into another hole next to her.
Time passed by, second by second.
Ten minutes...
Twenty minutes...
Half an hour...
Fang Yu's fishing float was as if it were welded to the water, remaining completely still.
He felt like his bottom had gone cold from sitting on it.
In contrast, look at Liu Yifei next to her...
Just as Fang Yu began to doubt whether there were any fish in the river, Liu Yifei suddenly let out a surprised scream.
"Ah! It moved! It moved! My fishing float moved!"
Suddenly, her fishing float sank!
"Quick! Lift the rod!"
Fang Yu was even more excited than her and quickly shouted.
With a flurry of effort, Liu Yifei flung a small crucian carp, no bigger than her palm, onto the ice, where it hopped and jumped about.
"Wow! I caught it! I caught it!"
Liu Yifei jumped up excitedly, her eyes shining as she looked at the shimmering silver fish.
This was the first fish she had ever caught in her life!
"Sure, newbie aura."
Fang Yu said this, but felt a pang of jealousy inside.
Why should I?
Even I, a fishing pro, came back empty-handed, while you, a newbie, are already catching fish?
This unscientific!
However, even more unscientific things were yet to come.
For the next hour, Liu Yifei's performance was simply phenomenal, as if she had unlocked a cheat code.
"Ah! Another one!"
Wow! This one is huge!
"Fang Yu, look! I caught two at once!"
The red plastic bucket in front of Liu Yifei was already half full of fish.
Meanwhile, Fang Yu's fishing float remained lying quietly on the water's surface, as if mocking him.
Fang Yu's expression changed from calm at the beginning to doubt later, and then to numbness now.
He began to question the meaning of life.
Did I forget to check the almanac before going out today?
Does that mean my persona is actually "I can do everything except fish"?
The viewers in the live stream were absolutely laughing hysterically.
[Hahaha, the chosen fisherwoman Liu Yifei VS the air force veteran Fang Yu!]
[Fang Yu's expression is hilarious, he looks utterly hopeless.jpg]
[I hereby declare that Fang Yu's all-around talent persona has completely collapsed when it comes to ice fishing!]
What goes around comes around! Heaven punishes everyone for that amazing figure skating performance!
……
Sanya, on a sailboat.
Hua Yu's seasickness has finally subsided.
He was holding his phone, watching Fang Yu's live stream.
When he saw that Fang Yu couldn't catch a single fish and was being relentlessly "crushed" by Liu Yifei, a smile finally appeared on his pale face, which was pale from vomiting.
"Ha, it seems he's not omnipotent after all."
Hua Yu's mood instantly improved a lot.
He felt that Fang Yu's previous actions were nothing more than cheap, attention-seeking tricks from the countryside, not worthy of serious consideration.
See, once it comes to projects that require patience and skill, their flaws are exposed?
Agent Leo also witnessed this scene, and his spirits lifted immediately, so he offered Hua Yu advice.
"See? This is the limitation of 'rustic' bloggers. They can only rely on novelty. Once they enter a field that requires depth and skill, their true colors will be revealed!"
"Hua Yu, maintain your elegance! Our sophisticated image is the key!"
……
European castles.
Chen Daoming and Zhang Manyu also noticed the change in the popularity of the live broadcast room.
"Xiao Fang's live stream seems to be quite lively."
Zhang Manyu took an elegant sip of black tea.
Chen Daoming opened the split screen and glanced at it. He saw Fang Yu sitting in front of the ice hole with a dark face, while Liu Yifei cheered and jumped for joy next to him. He couldn't help but laugh.
"This kid is interesting."
He didn't think Fang Yu's "persona had collapsed." On the contrary, he felt that this was the real and interesting young man.
If you know something, you know it; if you don't, you don't. Being honest and open about it in front of the camera is much more endearing than those who force themselves to act pretentious.
……
Kaoshantun, on the ice.
Fang Yu looked at Liu Yifei's smug little expression and her father's disdainful look that seemed to say, "Why is my son so useless?"
His damn competitive spirit finally erupted.
You can't catch it, huh?
Row!
I'm not fishing anymore!
Fang Yu suddenly stood up and threw the fishing rod on the ground.
Amidst everyone's astonished gazes, he walked up to Liu Yifei's fish bucket and scooped out the largest and fattest crucian carp.
Then, he pulled a sharp dagger from his bag, which was filled with who-knows-how-many things.
"What...what are you going to do?"
Liu Yifei was startled by his sudden action.
Fang Yu didn't say anything, but instead gave the camera a smile that could be described as "wickedly charming and arrogant".
He raised the fish and knife in his hand and said, word by word:
Fishing? I'm no good at it.
"But, grilled fish..."
"I'm a professional!"
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