Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

A celestial beauty, delicate and charming, paired with this peerless weapon that has seen bloodshed.

The visual impact is absolutely explosive.

Liu Yifei didn't utter a sound.

He just stuck his neck out like that, holding the big knife.

With an air of indifference, he blocked Fang Yu's path.

This posture is exactly like someone who's ready to fight to the death!

The haters who were frantically typing away and stirring up trouble just moments ago are now completely unable to type a single word.

Those heartbroken CP fans were all stunned, tears still on their faces, completely taken aback by this unexpected turn of events.

[Holy crap! Holy crap! What kind of insane plot twist is this?!]

[What the hell?! He's gone back to the fountain to get some amazing gear! Hahaha!]

[Case solved! The Fang family's ruthless gangster bloodline has been passed down through generations! The celestial beauty has been assimilated!]

[This is so hardcore! She's protecting her husband with a knife! If this isn't true love, I'll eat my keyboard!]

[Speak up, haters! Where are the haters who were just spreading rumors that Liu Yifei ran away? Come out and take your revenge!]

[Oh no, I can already picture it in my mind: "Don't be afraid, Fang Lang, I'm right here!"]

Tens of millions of people across the internet gasped as they watched that thin yet determined figure on camera.

This plot twist is fucking thrilling!

Fang Yu was completely stunned.

Looking at the petite figure in front of him, trembling slightly but desperately protecting him, a warm feeling suddenly welled up in his heart.

Especially seeing Liu Yifei's tragic little expression that seemed to say, "At worst, we'll all perish together."

Fang Yu's heart instantly melted.

However, after the initial感动 (feeling moved/touched)...

Fang Yu suddenly burst out laughing.

That smile completely dispelled the tension that had been suffocating me.

Liu Yifei stared at him in astonishment.

"What...what are you laughing at?"

I was so anxious, how could this guy still be laughing?

"I just think my fairy sister looked so cool when she drew her sword just now."

Fang Yu smiled and stepped forward, taking the heavy cleaver from his hand.

"Alright, my heroine, put your weapon away now."

"We live in a society governed by the rule of law, where the emphasis is on persuading people with reason. The old ways of fighting and killing are outdated."

Liu Yifei stamped her feet anxiously, "But...but what if they really come looking for us?"

"rest assured."

Fang Yu casually weighed the knife in his hand twice.

"We don't need our family heirloom to deal with a few gangsters."

joke.

If they really started fighting, with his [mastery of swordsmanship], those big brothers would have a hard time even getting close.

But that would be too unskilled and too unlike "Fang Yu".

As a master of entertainment in the new era.

When something like this happens, you absolutely have to do something big!

Fang Yu's eyes darted around, and a mischievous yet amusing idea popped into his head.

He decided to choose the strategy with the most bullet comments!

Fang Yu cleared his throat, strolled back in front of the camera, and grinned with a bright, sunny smile.

"Family members, please don't worry."

"It's just a small misunderstanding, watch me smooth it over in no time."

After saying that, he turned around and went straight into the main room.

The screen was filled with question marks again.

[Fang Yu went to get an item too? Could it be a shotgun left by his great-grandfather?]

[Hahaha! I bet Fang Yu's first line after he comes out is: "Sir, times have changed!"]

[Fang Yu will handle close combat, and the Fairy Sister will take care of long-range sniping! Is this the Battle of Kaoshanele?]

A moment later, Fang Yu swaggered out.

But when viewers across the internet saw what was in his hand, they almost threw out their backs.

A Bluetooth speaker that can emit colorful scrolling lights... perfect for square dancing!

【？？？？？】

[I'd already taken my pants off, ready to watch the Battle of Kaoshantun, and this is what you give me?]

My grandma has one of these crappy speakers too! It was only 9.9 yuan with free shipping and even came with a little keychain!

[I know! It must be a pre-recorded police siren! That conman Fang is absolutely capable of doing something like that!]

A row of black lines visibly appeared on Liu Yifei's forehead.

"Fang Yu, are you crazy...? Why are you bringing out the speakers at a time like this?"

They're practically coming to our door, how can you still be in the mood to mess with the speakers?

Perhaps they wanted to play some tragic music to set the mood.

Then he would die together with those big brothers?

Fang Yu completely ignored everyone's shock and quickly took out his phone to connect via Bluetooth.

next second.

"Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom!"

An extremely dynamic and cheesy DJ track burst forth from the speakers, instantly resounding throughout the entire courtyard!

When the background music started playing, Liu Yifei was dumbfounded.

The tens of millions of viewers in the live stream were completely stunned.

What's going on here?

【Feather God, are you serious? People are practically coming to your door to chop you up, and you're here dancing at a club?】

Is Fang Yu going to use a freestyle rap to diss Tiger?

Amidst a sea of ​​question marks across the internet.

Fang Yu stuffed his phone into his pocket, and his entire aura instantly changed.

That lazy air had vanished, replaced by an arrogant swagger that seemed to walk with a swagger.

He walked in front of the camera, slightly raised his chin, and shouted at the screen:

"Hey! You guys in the live stream!"

"Tiger, right? Knife, right?"

"Yes! I'm talking about you guys!"

"Don't take it to heart, why get angry during the New Year? It's just a misunderstanding!"

"Since you esteemed guests have graced my livestream with your presence today, I, as your junior, must give you the utmost respect!"

Fang Yu raised one hand and snapped his fingers in an extremely flamboyant manner.

"Enough with the chit-chat, bro, show your older brothers a talent!"

"Music, let's get this party started!"

The voice just fell.

"Congratulations, Brother!"

"Congratulations, Brother!"

"Auspicious time and day, joy as swift as the wind!"

"A bountiful year and a bountiful month are like kites in the wind!"

"Striving for wealth, for riches, for longevity!"

"May the mountains and rivers of Longevity bring you long life!"

When Fang Yu opened his mouth, his authentic rap style stunned Liu Yifei and everyone in the live stream!

Where is this the idol singer who wrote "Mohe Dance Hall" and "Aurora"?

This is clearly a top-tier live streamer who emerged from some voice platform!

Fang Yu was completely immersed in his own rhythm, his body swaying to the beat of the drum, shouting more and more enthusiastically.

May they bring wealth, talent, and noble offspring!

"Filial sons and virtuous grandsons bring glory to generations to come!"

May you enjoy wealth and prosperity year after year!

"Rich, powerful, and with a bright future!"

Every word and phrase is a blessing in the most straightforward and plain language.

No empty talk, no artsy stuff.

I just wish you wealth!

May you live a long life!

May you have power and influence!

These simple and direct words accurately hit the Achilles' heel of these gangsters!

Liu Yifei stood to the side, completely stunned.

Her mouth was agape, her mind blank.

She felt that her worldview had been overturned again and again by Fang Yu today.

First they played ghostly tunes on the suona, and now they've jumped on the social dance and shouting rap band band...

How many hidden skills does this man have that she doesn't know about?

The chat room was absolutely bursting with comments!

[I'm fucking speechless! What kind of incredible skill is this?!]

[Shouting...rapping?! He actually used rapping to solve problems?!]

[Hahahaha! Help! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! Fang Yu, are you a devil?!]

[These words are so corny! But... why do they somehow sound kind of catchy to me?]

[You're not alone! The rhythm, the lyrics, and Yu Shen's handsome face—it's absolutely amazing!]