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The convoy swayed and bumped for more than twenty minutes before the bride's village finally came into view.

Even from a distance, you could see a large crowd of villagers gathered at the village entrance to watch the spectacle.

Liu Yifei's heart pounded as she looked at the scene outside.

She quietly nudged Fang Yu beside her, lowering her voice and frantically hinting:

"Hey, Fang Yu, I'm begging you, today's the most important day of Tie Zhu's life, you absolutely... you absolutely have to act like a decent human being!"

Her right eyelid has been constantly moving since last night.

The thought of Fang Yu causing trouble at the wedding ceremony made her automatically put on repeat the song "Hundred Ghosts in the Fog Forest" from the Underworld.

That melody was her nightmare.

If Fang Yu really dared to play that downstairs today, Liu Yifei swore she would be the first to rush up and break that broken suona on the spot!

I can't bear to lose face like this!

After listening, Fang Yu turned his head and glanced at her.

Looking at the pair of big, watery eyes above the fairy sister's mask, filled with despair and pleading, Fang Yu burst out laughing on the spot.

"Don't worry, fairy sister."

He patted his chest, looking righteous and awe-inspiring:

"When someone on our side gets things done, their primary criterion is reliability!"

"Today, we must make sure everything is arranged perfectly for Tiezhu—clear, bright, lively, and prosperous! A sure win!"

The more he patted his chest in such a reassuring manner, the more panicked Liu Yifei became.

The "reliability" this guy talks about is practically worthless.

When the convoy was still some distance from the bride's house, it came to a smooth stop.

Several groomsmen carried the large red sedan chair down.

Zhang Tiezhu walked at the front, his face glowing.

Behind them was a large wedding procession making a lot of noise.

As they spoke, the procession arrived at the bride's building.

This is a two-story building with balloons and ribbons floating at the entrance and large red double happiness characters pasted on the windows.

The bridesmaids and the bride's relatives had been waiting at the door and windows for a long time. When they saw the bridal sedan chair, they immediately burst into exclamations.

"Holy crap! What's that? A bridal sedan chair? Is it real?"

"This is so grand! It's like filming a period drama!"

"Have you heard? This was made by the big stars Fang Yu and Liu Yifei themselves, without using a single nail!"

The bridal sedan chair was parked outside the gate.

The groomsmen escorted Zhang Tiezhu, whose palms were sweating with nervousness, and led him straight to the window.

"Xiaojuan! I'm here to pick you up!" Tiezhu shouted in his gruff voice.

The glass window on the second floor was pushed open, and several bridesmaids poked their heads out, chattering and glancing down with mischievous smiles on their faces.

"You want to pick up Xiaojuan? There's no way it's that easy!" the round-faced bridesmaid shouted, hands on her belt. "You'd better show some sincerity first!"

"Yes! Show some sincerity!" the group of sisters chimed in loudly.

Zhang Tiezhu swallowed hard and looked back at him as if seeking help.

Fang Yu, carrying a black cloth bag, gave him an extremely arrogant "OK" sign.

Immediately afterwards, Fang Yu turned his head and snapped his fingers at the wedding band next to him.

This band, composed of seven or eight women from Northeast China, is quite professional.

Upon receiving the instruction, the woman in charge of playing the drum swung her arm and swung the drumsticks around in a wide arc!

"Dong dong qiang! Dong dong qiang! Dong qiang dong qiang dong dong qiang—!"

The sound of drums and gongs instantly ignited the atmosphere!

The festive and lively drumbeats came crashing down!

However, everyone present was stunned.

What... what kind of prelude is this?

It seems a little different from the romantic and lyrical image I imagined.

Just as everyone's heads were buzzing.

Fang Yu made a move!

He pulled out the eight-hundred-yuan mahogany suona from his cloth bag.

The whistle went into his mouth, and his cheeks puffed out suddenly!

next second.

"De'er—de de—de—!"

A loud and cheerful suona prelude exploded in everyone's ears!

This sound is extremely penetrating!

There is not a trace of romance, nor a hint of sentimentality.

It's pure, straightforward, and even a bit rustic—a lively and festive atmosphere!

The music ended with a cheerful suona intro that made you want to dance the Yangko.

Fang Yu put down the suona and winked at Zhang Tiezhu, who was so nervous he was almost moving his hands and feet together.

That means: Bro! Let's go!

Zhang Tiezhu was now at a point where he had no choice but to act.

He strained his voice, which he had practiced for days, and shouted it out to the second-floor window!

"When the sun rises, I'll climb the hill!"

"When I reached the top of the mountain, I wanted to sing!"

That shout was absolutely earth-shattering!

Forget about pitch and technique!

The main theme is the raw, straightforward, and hardcore power of a rough and tough guy from Northeast China!

The bride and her bridesmaids inside the room completely lost their minds and were utterly bewildered.

What... what song is this?

These straightforward lyrics contrast sharply with the "vows of eternal love" and "falling starlight" they fantasize about hearing...

They seem completely unrelated!

Zhang Tiezhu didn't care what they thought; he was completely reckless and had entered a state of self-forgetfulness.

"Let my song drift to my sister!"

She smiled broadly when she heard my singing!

After shouting that, he tilted his head back, grinned sheepishly at the upstairs, revealing a set of shiny white teeth.

He looked incredibly silly, yet he exuded a sincerity that could melt anyone's heart.

"The flowers are so beautiful in spring!"

"That little girl and I were holding hands—!"

"I'm going to walk up that mountain again—!"

"I saw the whole mountain covered in red rhododendrons!"

When Tie Zhu finished singing this line.

Fang Yu seized the opportunity and leveled the suona once more.

"De'er—de de—de—!"

The catchy and addictive suona interlude soared up again, perfectly connecting with Tie Zhu's singing.

The bridesmaids upstairs, after their initial shock and existential doubt, gradually developed distorted expressions, eventually turning into a bewildered state of not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

This song... it's incredibly corny, but somehow... it gets more and more addictive the more you listen to it!

Especially when paired with Tie Zhu's desperate look and Fang Yu's slick suona playing.

The scene was both eerie and strangely harmonious!