Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

Fang Yu stared at the two phones on the table, rubbed his temples, and sighed deeply.

"Two older sisters."

"Don't use this place as a mouthpiece."

"Have the people on either side who can make the final decision speak to me directly."

On the other end of the phone, Sister Wang immediately became alert.

"Little rascal, what are you trying to do now?"

Sister Hong's voice was almost cracking.

"Fang Yu! Don't do anything reckless! This is what you did when you bought two bottles of soda at the village store!"

Fang Yu looked completely at ease.

"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing."

These words were spoken.

Sister Wang and Sister Hong panicked even more.

Based on their painful experience during this period—

Every time Fang Yu says he "knows what he's doing," he almost always ends up doing something that makes people have a heart attack.

Half a minute later.

An excited male voice came from Fang Yu's phone.

"Hello Mr. Fang, this is Zhang Wei from the Coca-Cola Marketing Department."

at the same time.

A capable female voice also came from Liu Yifei's phone.

"Hello Mr. Fang and Ms. Liu, this is Li Na from Pepsi Marketing Department."

The atmosphere in the air suddenly tensed.

The invisible smoke of business warfare, carried by the two mobile phones, directly reached the Mohe North Star Plaza.

Fang Yu cleared his throat.

"Mr. Zhang, Mr. Li."

"First of all, thank you both for thinking of us with such a grand feast."

"But, I have a small problem."

Both sides of the phone politely said:

"Please speak."

Fang Yu raised an eyebrow and delivered a soul-crushing blow.

"Gentlemen, didn't you check the weather forecast for Mohe today?"

Both phones went silent at the same time.

Fang Yu continued to attack.

"It's minus thirty degrees Celsius here now."

"Once you pull over the red and blue bottles, open the carriage door."

"Snapped!"

"They'd all turn into popsicles on the spot."

As he spoke, he gestured with his hand.

"What's wrong?"

"Will tens of thousands of people be squatting in an open-air square, holding a hot bowl of stewed pork in their left hand and your ice-cold Cokes in their right?"

"Take a bite of hot blood sausage, then sip a bite of icy jelly."

"Experience the contrast of hot and cold firsthand?"

A chef standing nearby couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Fang Yu spoke more and more fluently.

"Besides, it's freezing cold, and everyone's just had some warm food in their bellies."

"You guys just poured a bellyful of ice-cold soda into them."

"When I turned around, half the people in the square were clutching their stomachs and looking for a toilet."

"Is this a Lantern Festival gala or a massive gastrointestinal stress test?"

The live stream audience burst into laughter.

[Hahahaha! What a crazy stomach stress test!]

[The imagery is so vivid, I'm already feeling sorry for the tourists.]

[A pork stew in the left hand, an ice cream and cola in the right—a Northeast-limited edition of a daredevil meal.]

[Big Company Planner: We're considering brand exposure. Fang Yu: I'm considering making sure you don't give people diarrhea.]

On the other end of the phone.

Zhang Wei coughed lightly and immediately tried to cover it up.

"Mr. Fang, we can urgently arrange for a heating cabinet."

Li Na was not to be outdone, speaking at a rapid pace.

"Pepsi can also provide a complete set of insulation equipment."

Fang Yu rolled his eyes.

"Stop fooling around."

"For a banquet for tens of thousands of people, how many heating cabinets will you need to bring over?"

"Then the square will be crisscrossed with wires like a spider's web."

"Shouldn't the fire department handcuff me on the spot?"

Fang Daqiang, who was standing to the side, nodded in agreement.

"Xiaoyu is right, safety first."

Several experienced chefs nodded in agreement, saying that the worst thing about hosting a large banquet is chaos.

With a large number of people, a blazing fire, and power lines strung everywhere, it's no joke.

Fang Yu slammed his hand on the table.

"so."

"You can't do exclusive deals like that."

Both phones went silent at the same time.

Sister Wang and Sister Hong also held their breath.

coming.

The truly fatal blow is coming.

Fang Yu grinned, revealing a set of bright white teeth.

"My solution is simple and straightforward."

"Bring both the red and blue bottles over."

"When you get there, unscrew all the bottle caps for me."

"Then--"

As he spoke, he pointed to a spot not far away.

A long row of large black iron pots, each over a meter in diameter, had just been set up there.

"Pour them all into the pot."

The scene fell silent instantly.

Even the sound of the wind whistling through the fence became exceptionally clear.

Liu Yifei stood to the side, her big eyes wide open.

Last New Year's Eve, Fang Yu secretly mixed the two kinds of cola together and cooked them.

This time, they went all out, directly blatantly attacking two major international brands right in front of them.

Fang Yu, with an air of self-righteousness, continued to talk eloquently.

"Red and blue, let's pour them all in!"

"Place firewood under the big iron pot, throw in plenty of old ginger, dates, and goji berries, and then add a handful of brown sugar!"

"Once the fire is blazing, it's all bubbling and simmering like a stew."

"Right out of the pot, it's—Mohe Limited Edition Special Ginger-Infused Health and Happiness Drink!"

On the other end of the phone.

The two marketing directors, who were used to the ups and downs of the business world, were speechless on the spot.

It took Zhang Wei a long time to finally manage to utter a sentence.

"Mr. Fang... in that case, how do we account for our packaging exposure and brand logo?"

Li Na also became anxious.

"Our brand's visual identity will also be severely weakened!"

Fang Yu clicked his tongue.

"Gentlemen, your vision is too narrow."

"Close your eyes and think about it."

"On a snowy day, tens of thousands of people were holding a steaming cup of black beverage."

"Who can tell if there's Coca-Cola or Pepsi in this glass?"

Zhang Wei: "..."

Li Na: "..."

Fang Yu's voice was strong and clear, and he immediately unleashed his trump card.

"That's what you call—"

"Schrödinger's Coke!"

Mr. Zhao, who was standing next to him, was dumbfounded.

He tugged at the sleeve of a young kitchen helper next to him and asked in a low voice:

"Nephew, who is this Schrödinger?"

"Is he also a chef who prepares large banquets?"

The young kitchen helper's mouth twitched.

"Uncle Zhao, that's a scientist who does physics."

Master Zhao was even more confused.

"What company?"

"A scientist, someone who does science."

Master Zhao frowned.

"What does doing science have to do with simmering cola here?"

The young kitchen helper was silent for two seconds, then waved his hand.

"Just think of Fang Yu as giving a stand-up comedy routine..."

Fang Yu completely ignored the whispers around him.

He has already settled into his own business rhythm.

"You guys should release a press release immediately."

"Coca-Cola exclusively sponsors the 10,000-person banquet in Mohe, bringing warmth to the northernmost part of China's Lantern Festival night."

Pepsi also launched it simultaneously.

"Pepsi exclusively participated in the Mohe wedding banquet, and blue passion ignited the ice city."

"Anyway, the water in the cup is all black."

"You said it's yours."

She said it was hers.

"Once the two groups of netizens start arguing online, the topic naturally trends on social media, doesn't it?"

Fang Yu became more and more energetic as he spoke.

"I've even thought of the hashtags and keywords for you."

"Red and blue CP cooked together!"

"Two industry giants compete for pots and pans!"

"In the end, the biggest business battles are resolved by the giant iron pot from Northeast China."

"Isn't this better than just hanging up a banner?"

Liu Yifei finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

She's an expert in entertainment industry promotion.

This is hardly a normal guy!

This is clearly a marketing campaign with natural memes and appeal to the entire population.

There are conflicts, contrasts, visuals, and Fang Yu, a walking trending topic generator.

Once this gets out, netizens will definitely jump in to make memes, edit videos, and create emojis.

It's much better than a hard-sell ad.