Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

In fact, this "military overcoat craze" did not emerge overnight.

Several days before Fang Yu started his live stream, images of Liu Yifei wrapped in a military overcoat had already gone viral on various platforms.

The nation's goddess, in minus thirty degrees Celsius, wearing a green military coat and a cotton mask.

When these keywords collide, they create a strange chemical reaction.

The military overcoat, which was originally considered unfashionable by young people, suddenly became a trend symbol because Liu Yifei wore it.

Sales of military-style overcoats on major e-commerce platforms surged by more than 3,000 percentage points in just one week.

Local labor protection supplies stores in Mohe were completely sold out.

The business owners never dreamed that their inventory, which they had been hoarding for three years without selling, would be completely cleared out in just one week.

When news of the "10,000-person banquet" spread, a large number of tourists flocked to Mohe.

These young people who came from the south didn't look for a hotel as soon as they got off the train; instead, they rushed into the nearest shop to buy a military overcoat.

The reason is simple.

First, it's fucking cold.

Secondly, Fang Yu and the Fairy Sister both wore them, so I want to wear them too.

And so.

In just two days, the entire city of Mohe was transformed into a sea of ​​military green.

Street corners, shopping malls and supermarkets, bus stops, and even the entrances of bathhouses.

Looking around, all you see are military overcoats.

But here is the problem.

It's the same military overcoat.

When Fang Yu put it on, he looked roguishly handsome, his hormones practically overflowing from the screen.

When Liu Yifei put it on, she looked like a fairy descending to earth to experience human suffering, creating a charming contrast.

But ordinary people can wear it...

"After I finished dressing, I looked in the mirror and felt like I wasn't here for tourism, but rather to collect recyclables."

"When my boyfriend wore a military overcoat, my mom asked me if I had started dating a security guard."

"Help! I took a picture in a military coat and posted it on my WeChat Moments. My ex-boyfriend liked it and captioned it: 'Finally, you've become who you really are.'"

Similar complaints kept popping up one after another.

Each one has thousands of comments below it, hahaha.

Despite the laughter, no one took off their military overcoat.

Because it was really cold.

You're talking to me about fashion in Mohe, where temperatures are below minus thirty degrees Celsius?

Isn't it good to be alive?

……

Tens of thousands of tourists flocked to Mohe.

Besides the fact that all the military overcoats in the city were snapped up.

An even more magical and outrageous frenzy erupted completely.

Kaoshantun.

This was originally a quiet little village in Northeast China that you had to use a magnifying glass to find on a map.

It's as lively as Chinese New Year right now.

On the once wide snow track at the village entrance, more than a dozen hand-operated tractors were lined up in an extremely imposing manner.

Each tractor's tall chimney spewed out black smoke with a "putt-putt-putt" sound.

The person leading the charge was none other than Fang Yu's second uncle, Fang Dayong.

He had a cigarette dangling from his mouth, wore a thick cotton-padded coat, and a dog-skin hat. With one hand on his hip, he held a megaphone, his voice booming with energy.

"The same kind of shuttle bus Fang Yu uses to enter the village!"

"Even the most beautiful women who have sat in it say it's delicious!"

"Ten yuan! Just ten yuan, and you can go all the way around the village!"

"Young couples, come on up and have a look!"

"With this road condition, I guarantee you'll be bouncing so much you'll have to hold on tighter than anything!"

"Single people can participate! After this experience, you'll definitely want to find a partner!"

This argument was incredibly damaging.

The tourists yelled and jumped into the back of the tractor as they pulled out their money.

The frozen river outside the village was also packed with people.

The villagers chiseled holes for ice fishing and provided small stools and fishing rods.

Those who didn't know how to fish simply started playing with ice picks on the ice.

A group of young men and women in green military coats were whipping their whips with great enthusiasm.

"Slap! Slap! Slap!"

I don't know if the ice cream is spinning or not, but my dozens of arms are almost completely worn out from all the whipping.

But everyone's face was beaming with a happy, silly grin.

On the other side, at the edge of the snowy forest.

Fang Yu's uncle, Fang Daguo, had also long ago spotted the business opportunity.

He organized the villagers to bring out all the donkeys they used for grinding grain.

Hitch on the sleds and line up in a row on the snow track.

Fang Daguo stood at the very front, shouting at the top of his lungs.

"Twenty yuan a trip! Donkey-drawn sleds across the snowy forests!"

"Purely natural power! Zero emissions!"

"Apart from the donkey occasionally farting, it's absolutely environmentally friendly!"

Tourists: "..."

This kind of advertising has a certain appeal.

Fang Daguo didn't feel embarrassed at all and continued his enthusiastic sales pitch:

"And hey everyone, my donkey is no ordinary animal!"

He patted the rump of the gray donkey next to him.

"This is the same donkey that took Fang Yu and Liu Yifei to see the Northern Lights!"

"Get on it! You'll be one step closer to love!"

This statement immediately caused an uproar among CP (couple) fans.

"Holy crap! Same model donkey! I want to ride it!"

"Sir, twenty is it? I'll give you forty!"

"Can we get it to truthfully explain what exactly happened that night after the drone lost power?"

Grey Donkey: "..."

If this were to be announced, it probably wouldn't get broadcast.

The scene shifts to the town.

The Northeast Market has also been completely overrun.

These are the working class who are used to high consumption in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen.

Finally, on the black soil, I experienced what "price discrepancies" really meant.

"Auntie, how much are these frozen pears?"

"Ten yuan!"

"Is it ten yuan per piece or per pound?"

"Ten yuan for this bag! Think it's too expensive? If you think it's too expensive, I'll give you two more frozen persimmons!"

Tourists, carrying bags that were too tight to hold, stared at their payment records on their phones, lost in deep thought.

This isn't spending money, it's practically buying inventory!

In no time, the stalls selling frozen persimmons, sticky rice cakes, grilled cold noodles, and fried skewers were all surrounded by tourists with shining eyes, as if they were there to "buy for free".

The ring toss game stall that Liu Yifei had repeatedly lost to was packed with people, with a queue that stretched for three turns.

Everyone was eager to do what Fang Yu did and get their girlfriends the same pink giant rabbit.

The stall owner was quite nervous, fearing that another monster like Fang Yu would suddenly appear in the crowd to buy goods.

As a result, half an hour later.

The old man lit a cigarette, remaining as steady as an old dog.

Because after dozens of young men went up and performed a series of fierce maneuvers, they were all wiped out.

The hashtag #NortheastMarketRingTossSkillsAllFail# trended on social media.

The comments section is full of victims.

Don't ask, the only answer is that the wind was too strong and affected my predictions.

I tried to loop sixty times, but in the end, I lost my last shred of dignity.

[Pink Giant Bunny: This batch of boyfriends is no good, time to find a new one!]

In this peaceful and joyful atmosphere.

The emergency department of Mohe Town Hospital, however, presents a completely different picture.

In the consultation room, a young man sat on a stool, covering his mouth and with tears welling up in his eyes.

The doctor adjusted his reading glasses; his expression was completely numb.

"How did you do that?"

The young man was in so much pain he was hissing and screaming.

"I licked...I licked the iron railing and it got dirty..."

The doctor didn't even look up; he just picked up a cotton swab and some warm water.

"That's the thirty-seventh one today."

"What are you young people after anyway?"

"What, do you find the railing sweet?"

The young man's eyes were red, filled with grief and indignation.

"Didn't Fang Yu say there was some kind of iron essence on those iron railings?"

The doctor paused.

"You believe him just because he says so?"

The young man felt even more aggrieved.

"Anyway, the fairy sister believed it, so I believe it too."

doctor:"……"

Soon, notices were posted everywhere in Mohe, and broadcasts began playing them on a loop:

【Kind tips:】

1. Visitors are requested not to lick the metal railings.

2. Do not lick the iron gate.

3. Do not lick the metal sign.

Fourth, do not verify anything simply because Fang Yu said it.

#The Demise of the Mohe Fence-Licking Army#

It also became a trending topic.