Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

On the high platform.

Fang Yu was still pretending to rub his waist.

The acting was as if half of his kidney had been chopped off.

The tourists in the audience burst into laughter.

Make a fuss as it may.

Fang Yu straightened his expression again, raised the megaphone, and brought the atmosphere back to its final climax:

"Ahem... Okay, enough joking around!"

"In short, let's all have a hot bowl of food before we continue our journey."

"With a full stomach, I feel at ease!"

After saying that, he took Liu Yifei's hand tightly.

The two faced the audience and bowed slightly.

"Mr. Fang and the fairy-like beauty, in Mohe, the northernmost part of our motherland—"

Wishing all my brothers and sisters across the country a prosperous and successful year ahead!

"Make a fortune!!!"

Liu Yifei's eyebrows curved into a smile, and her voice was clear and gentle.

"Have a safe journey, everyone!"

The moment those four words were uttered, the entire North Star Square erupted in chaos.

"The Feather God is righteous!"

"May the Celestial Sister and the Feathered God grow old together in happiness!"

"I'm not leaving! I've cancelled my train ticket! I'll go back tomorrow!"

The chat room exploded with comments.

Holy crap! I burst into tears! I absolutely have to go next year!

[Huh? Will there still be a 10,000-seat event next year? The Feather God didn't mention that!]

[The layout upstairs is clear! Yes, brothers definitely will! But next year will probably be their official wedding banquet!]

[Be bold! Why can't it be a full moon celebration? I've already deposited the gift money into my Alipay account, just waiting for Fang Yu to send the invitations!]

Just as the whole internet was still immersed in this buzz...

A single term suddenly appeared at the top of Weibo's trending topics list.

#Fang Yu's Feast Uncovers an A-Level Wanted Criminal#

The incident originated from a police report from the official account of the Mohe Public Security Bureau.

[Police Report]

At approximately 14 PM today, our Criminal Investigation Division, while on duty at Polaris Square, successfully apprehended Liu, an A-level wanted criminal who had been on the run for three years. Liu, using the alias "Lao Liu," is suspected of large-scale fraud and intentional assault.

During the arrest, the suspect choked on a foreign object while trying to eat. Special thanks to Mr. Fang Yu, our city's cultural and tourism ambassador, for promptly using the Heimlich maneuver to save the suspect and for assisting our police officers in maintaining order at the scene and preventing panic.

Currently, the suspect, Liu, is in custody, and the case is under further investigation.

Initially, netizens who had just seen this announcement were in a state of collective mental blank.

The entire internet then completely exploded!

Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!

[I was wondering why that guy in the live stream who almost choked on a piece of meat looked so familiar! Was he a wanted criminal?!]

[No, he's about to run away, why would he insist on having a big feast first?]

[Sixth Brother: This is the best meal I've had in the three years I've been on the run. I'll never regret it.]

[What the hell?! This police report made me hungry for the first time!]

Keen-sense netizens immediately dug up the previous live stream recordings.

Slow down.

Screenshot.

Frame-by-frame analysis.

In the video, Lao Liu's eyes rolled back as he got stuck.

Fang Yu rushed forward and used a Heimlich maneuver to force the piece of meat out.

Let's look further ahead.

Here comes the point.

After Lao Liu was rescued, his eyes looked obviously off.

He had barely made a move when Fang Yu grabbed his shoulder.

"Snap!"

The person immediately became obedient.

Some netizens were initially puzzled.

Fang Yu looks thin and slender, so how could he pin a desperado to a chair with just one hand?

The result was less than three minutes.

Someone dug up a video from before showing Fang Yu single-handedly suppressing a raging black pig at Li Dazhuang's house.

The two scenes were placed side by side.

The techniques cannot be said to be similar.

Just say the same.

The entire internet erupted in laughter.

[Hahahaha! Case solved! Fang Yu really didn't treat him like a human being, he was being pounded like a pig!]

[Sixth Brother: Shout! Shout again! Is it me who's not good enough? It's Fang Yu who's too freakish! Do you know how strong his hand is?!]

[Black Pig: Brother, I understand you.]

Even more outrageous is...

Netizens continued to dig deeper.

After Fang Yu held Lao Liu down, he neither shouted nor panicked.

He even cheerfully beckoned a few "helpful older brothers" nearby to come and lend a hand.

Let's look at it again now.

Those "helpful older brothers" were all plainclothes officers.

After handing the man over, Fang Yu patted Lao Liu on the shoulder.

"Eat slowly, don't rush."

"After all... there's still a long road ahead."

At the time, the audience just felt that this statement was a bit strange.

Now, when viewed in conjunction with the police report, the meaning changes completely.

Holy crap! Fang Yu's on-the-spot reaction was incredibly steady!

[This isn't a cultural tourism ambassador, this is more like an unofficial criminal investigation consultant for Mohe!]

Fang Yu: Rescue people, catch thieves, meals provided—a one-stop service.

Subsequently, Fang Yu's words to Liu Yifei were edited out and repeatedly played by netizens.

In the video.

Liu Yifei:

"Why is he crying so bitterly?"

Fang Yu:

"What else could it be?"

"It must be because our dishes today smelled so good!"

"The man thought that he might not be able to enjoy this authentic banquet for several years or even decades."

"The more I think about it, the more upset I get."

"She burst into tears on the spot."

Previously, it seemed like Fang Yu was talking nonsense with a straight face.

Looking at it now, every sentence matches perfectly.

[Oh my god! He wasn't talking nonsense; he was implying something!]

[For years, even decades... I understand now, prison food is plentiful, but there's no pork stew.]

The sixth brother cried even harder.

[How to put it? They rescued someone, caught a thief, and even let the fugitive enjoy one last authentic Northeastern Chinese feast.]

[Chef Fang, a man of both high moral character and artistic talent, deserves a special column from the Legal Channel.]

Less than half an hour.

This matter has dominated the headlines on all major platforms.

The entertainment industry is sharing this.

Food bloggers are sharing this.

The legal affairs account also started reposting it.

Fang Yu's name has once again broken down the barriers between dimensions.

Finally, some netizens edited together the footage of Lao Liu being held down and the footage of the black pig being held down into a meme.

It kicked into the comedy section again.

Its main feature is to dominate the entire internet.

……

Meanwhile, at Polaris Square.

Fang Yu and Liu Yifei hadn't even had a chance to check their phones yet.

The two stood side by side, looking up at the slightly gray sky.

Liu Yifei exhaled a puff of white breath and asked softly:

"Fang Yu, do you think... we'll be able to see the moon tonight?"

"Probably."

Fang Yu put his hands in the pockets of his military overcoat and curled his lips into a smile.

"If the fairy sister wants to sing, surely the heavens will grant her request and part the clouds, right?"

The viewers in the live stream were completely baffled by these seemingly random and disjointed conversations.

[Wait, what kind of riddle are these two people twirling?]

I know there will be singing at tonight's Lantern Festival gala, but why is there a moon?

[Holy crap! Are they going to make a love duet version of "It's All the Moon's Fault"?!]