Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

Chen Daoming couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Xiao Fang, are you cooking or rehearsing for a play?"

Fang Yu's knife didn't stop; he sliced ​​the sausage quickly, "thump, thump, thump," without even looking up, speaking in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Teacher Chen, this is called the way of cooking is the way of the heart."

"Cooking is not just about making the flavor, but also about expressing emotions."

"First suppress, then elevate; feign indifference to lure the enemy; finally, a divine deification."

"This is what we call the 'instant noodle strategy'."

Zhang Manyu was laughing so hard that her thick cotton-padded coat was shaking.

"Oh, Xiao Fang, using your theories for cooking is such a waste of your talent."

"Take my advice: if you don't get certified as a psychology instructor, it will be a huge loss to the field of psychology."

The young people nearby listened in a daze.

Even Hua Yu, who had just been feeling aggrieved, subconsciously touched his chin, wondering to himself—

Upon closer reflection, what this kid said actually makes some sense.

Just when everyone was completely confused by this "instant noodle strategy",

Fang Daqiang, who had been squatting by the stove silently adding firewood, slowly interjected.

"If only you had this much thought and effort when you were in school."

"It's not like he needs to become a celebrity."

"..."

The wind stopped.

Snow stopped.

The combined net worth of these celebrities present is easily several times that of a small fortune.

At that moment, everyone was rendered speechless by those words.

What do you mean by "it's not that bad"?!

What's wrong with celebrities?

In the eyes of the Fang family, what exactly is the shameful, lowly profession of being a celebrity?

Hua Yu stood to the side, her emotions extremely complicated, her facial features almost contorted into a pretzel.

He wanted to laugh out loud and mock Fang Yu for being betrayed by his own father in public.

But then I thought, wait a minute!

Damn it, it seems I got caught in the crossfire of this AOE damage too!

The live stream chat exploded instantly.

[Hahaha!!! I'm fucking laughing so hard I'm rolling on the floor!]

[This is utterly ridiculous! No one should be a celebrity like this! The entire Chinese entertainment industry should stand at attention and take this beating!]

Even someone as powerful as Yu Shen gets criticized by his own father for not taking his job seriously when he gets home!

[Yu Shen, quick! Call Director Wang right now! Ask him if he'll pay the five social insurances and one housing fund or not! If he doesn't, we're quitting this damn ambassadorship! (doge)]

on site.

Fang Yu's face turned completely dark.

Do you think it's easy for me? Huh?!

They filmed a music video for Mohe and hosted a banquet for 10,000 people.

I've finally managed to make something of myself out there.

In his own father's evaluation system, his life in his twenties could be summarized in one sentence—

He was bad at studying and was forced to debut as a celebrity.

Who could stand this?!

Fang Yu craned his neck and looked at his father, trying to salvage the last bit of face.

"Dad! You can't keep talking like that!"

"Why would you call that a bit much?"

"Now I'm at least a well-known public figure, the cultural and tourism ambassador for Mohe City!"

"This title, this level of prestige, it's so impressive to talk about!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Yifei immediately nodded vigorously like a chick pecking at rice.

That's right!

My boyfriend is still very good!

Not only was he exceptionally talented, but he was also commended by the municipal bureau.

How can you call that neglecting one's proper duties!

however--

Faced with his son's frantic and desperate explanation, Fang Daqiang simply raised his eyelids slowly and glanced at him.

"and then?"

"Is this brand ambassador position permanent? Does it provide you with the five social insurances and one housing fund?"

"Does your company's labor union provide you with soybean oil, rice, and ribbonfish during holidays?"

"..."

A decisive goal.

Every word is written in blood, every sentence pierces the heart.

Each stab precisely struck Fang Yu's lungs.

"I……"

Fang Yu opened his mouth, but was stuck in the wind for a full ten seconds.

He couldn't utter a single word.

He turned his head and looked at Liu Yifei pitifully.

His eyes were filled with grief, indignation, and despair.

"Did you see that! Fairy Sister, did you see that?!"

"Back when I was fighting tooth and nail with Director Wang for those five social insurances and one housing fund, you laughed at me!"

"Now you know why I'm so persistent, right?!"

"In our parents' eyes, without this thing, everything you do is just temporary work! It's all just messing around!"

The live stream chat exploded again.

[Hahahaha! Director Wang, come out here! If you don't pay Fang Yu's social security soon, he'll never be able to hold his head up in the Fang family again!]

[Mohe Cultural Tourism Ambassador = No permanent position, no social insurance, no housing fund, suspected temporary worker!]

[Fang Yu: I risked my life for Mohe! Director Wang: Don't worry, the contract is still going through the process!]

[This is hilarious! Old Fang's evaluation system is so typical of Northeastern parents: no matter how many tens of thousands you earn, the ultimate goal is to pass the civil service exam!]

Liu Yifei looked at him, who seemed to have suffered a great injustice.

The intense maternal love in my heart... oops, that strong desire to protect my husband was instantly activated in every way.

She took a small step forward, raised her small hand covered in thick gloves, and gently patted Fang Yu's back.

"Okay, okay, don't be sad."

Her eyebrows curved into crescents, and her stunningly beautiful face was filled with determination and doting affection.

"Don't worry, once my personal independent studio is established, the first thing I'll do is sign Teacher Fang as my star performer."

"At that time, we'll directly pay your social insurance and housing fund contributions at the highest national base!"

"We'll arrange all kinds of insurance for you, including high-end commercial medical insurance, large-sum commercial pension insurance, and accident insurance!"

She became more and more domineering as she spoke, and the corners of her mouth almost reached the sky.

"As long as you behave well from now on, I'll take care of your retirement!"

These words were spoken.

All eyes turned to Fang Yu's face.

Chen Daoming and Zhang Manyu exchanged a glance, both secretly sighing in their hearts—

What a wonderful girl.

If this kid doesn't cry his eyes out today, he's not human.

Just then.

Fang Yu's grief and indignation vanished instantly.

He stared intently at Liu Yifei, his expression so serious it seemed somewhat unserious.

"Liu Yifei".

Fang Yu lowered his voice and spoke.

"Are you trying to teach me how to do things?"

The fairy sister was completely stunned.

The little hand that was about to gently pat his head suddenly froze in mid-air.

A hint of panic flashed in her bright eyes.

What's wrong?

She was just looking pitiful and seeking comfort a moment ago, how come she suddenly turned on you?

Could it be that... my comment about "I've taken care of everything" touched on his pride as a man from Northeast China?

next second.

Fang Yu stared directly into Liu Yifei's bewildered eyes, speaking confidently and deliberately, word by word:

"Don't you know that words are not enough?"

"Verbal agreements are not protected by labor law!"

As he spoke—

Fang Yu decisively extended his little finger and poked it directly in front of Liu Yifei.

"Come on, pinky promise."

"Whoever goes back on their word is a little dog."

Liu Yifei: ? ? ?

Everyone in the room: ? ? ?

Fang Daqiang silently lowered his head and desperately tried to pick at the seams on the fertilizer bag, pretending not to recognize his shameful son.

Chen Daoming's cheek muscles trembled, his face clearly saying, "This kid's shamelessness is unmatched."

Ju Jingyi's mouth gaped open in surprise, probably big enough to fit a large frozen pear from Northeast China.

Hua Yu snorted coldly, turned his head to one side, his eyes filled with contempt and speechlessness.

The live stream chat exploded with comments, leaving afterimages.

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! 】

[What the hell is a man's dignity?! I've thrown my back out!]

This is the legendary Emperor Fang, who lives off a woman but refuses to give her his due!

I thought he was going to flip the table, but instead he just picked up the rice bowl and licked it!

[I was wrong. I actually tried to understand Yu Shen using normal human thinking. It turns out, when it comes to shamelessness, Fang Yu is always on another level!]