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Meanwhile, Teacher Hua, standing next to her, was so gripping the wooden stick in her hand that she almost broke it.

The expression on his face was extremely complex, but it can be summarized in one sentence—

I don't want to admit it, but it's really awesome.

It was only then that Chen Daoming managed to pick up the shattered pieces of his worldview from the snow and piece them back together.

He stared at the perfectly intact wild carcass in the snowdrift, then turned his head and looked Fang Yu up and down with the eyes of someone looking at a monster.

"Xiao Fang, tell your brother the truth."

"That move you just made, you definitely practiced it, didn't you?"

It's no wonder the older generation is questioning the meaning of life.

That drop—

Explosive power, parabola, precision.

It's practically a humanoid self-propelled 8x scope, with a built-in headshot lock.

If it deviates by even a millimeter, a mountain product worth thousands of yuan will be shattered into dust.

If it deviates even a millimeter, the bark will be dried off.

But this kid did it perfectly, down to the millimeter.

A single shot, perfectly executed; a masterpiece.

"Huh? You've trained before?"

Fang Yu scratched the back of his head, looking unconvinced.

"I've practiced for a while, I guess."

"Teacher Chen has a good eye, but there's really nothing mysterious about it, and I've never had a master."

He spread his hands, his tone so self-righteous, even tinged with nostalgia.

"I got this skill from being a naughty kid in the village, throwing stones at Teacher Wang's windows all the time."

He paused for a second at this point.

He delivered his concluding remarks amidst the stunned gazes of the crowd.

To borrow an old saying, this is simply a matter of practice makes perfect!

The entire room fell silent.

Chen Daoming's lips twitched uncontrollably.

The praise he had been preparing for so long, such as "heroes emerge from among the young" and "the younger generation is truly formidable," all got stuck in his throat, making his face turn red.

He opened his mouth.

It closed again.

I opened another one.

Finally, he managed to squeeze out an extremely complex "hmm" from his nose.

Zhang Manyu shook her head, both amused and exasperated, and began to reassess—

Where exactly does this young man's moral character fall short?

Hua Yu stared at Fang Yu as if he had seen a ghost.

Listen.

Is this even human language?!

How can someone talk about smashing a primary school teacher's window so casually and with such a Versailles-like air about it?

If you didn't know better, you'd think it was some kind of epic tale of ten years of hard training.

result--

Was it learned by vandalizing public property?

Liu Yifei couldn't help but secretly roll her eyes in a stunningly beautiful way.

She suddenly realized that Teacher Wang was still relentlessly digging up embarrassing stories about Fang Yu from her childhood...

There's definitely a reason for that.

My boyfriend, sometimes—

That's so infuriating!

The chat room was completely exploding with comments.

[It's all about practice, nothing more! Teacher Wang: Thank you! So my glass was your stepping stone to success?!]

[Case solved! Fang Yu's incredible accuracy is the result of years of vandalism! We suggest Teacher Wang pursue civil litigation!]

No wonder Teacher Wang and Fang Yu have always had a love-hate relationship; it turns out they have a deep-seated feud from childhood! Hahaha!

……

After this Versailles episode, everyone shook their heads helplessly.

Fang Daqiang carefully put the piece of wild birch polypore, worth several thousand yuan, into a snakeskin sack and tied the opening tightly.

The mountain-running team broke camp again and continued their sweep along the edge of the old forest with high morale.

It was a little after 2 p.m.

The wind gaps in the mountains are gradually widening.

The old pine trees rustled in the wind, and snow occasionally pelted down, hitting my hat with a muffled "plop" sound.

"Squeak—"

Several clear chirps came from overhead.

Liu Yifei instinctively looked up.

Kaxilan's big eyes widened instantly.

Four or five furry little heads peeked out from the thick branches of a red pine tree directly in front of them.

Its large tail was held high, its front paws were tucked into its chest, and its small, beady eyes sized up the group of two-legged creatures below.

It is a completely wild Northeast squirrel.

The squirrels in the Greater Khingan Mountains are a size larger than those in the south.

Its fur is grayish-brown, and in winter its fluffy coat looks like a moving ball of fur, round and chubby, excessively cute.

Ju Jingyi was instantly charmed, covering her mouth with both hands and unable to move.

"Ahhh, it's so cute! Oh my god, it's looking at me!"

These little guys aren't shy at all.

There was even the largest "leader" that slowly strolled down the tree trunk for more than two meters, peering down curiously with its small body.

How could Liu Yifei withstand such a cute attack?

She took half a whole-wheat biscuit out of her pocket, took small steps to the tree, and carefully offered the biscuit upwards:

"Little squirrel, come quick! Big sister has some yummy food here!"

The voice was soft and gentle, like coaxing a child.

The eldest squirrel on the tree trunk did give them some face, sticking its head down following the scent.

The little nose twitched twice rapidly.

Then--

Its body stiffened, its head tilted to the side, and it shrank back in disgust.

It even raised its little paw and rubbed its nose on the tree bark.

That movement, combined with the angle of that head shake.

In layman's terms:

"this one?"

The fairy-like beauty's sweet smile froze completely in the wind.

[Hahaha! I'm laughing so hard I'll get rich! A celestial being was actually looked down upon by a wild mouse!]

[Squirrel: Look at my round body, do I look like a squirrel that eats whole-wheat low-fat biscuits? Absolutely not! Using this to test cadres? Which cadre couldn't withstand such a test?]

Liu Yifei was defeated.

She dejectedly withdrew her hand, the cookie almost crushed in her hand.

She turned her head to look at Fang Yu with a wronged expression.

Those big eyes were filled with four words—

"It bullied me."

Fang Yu, having watched the show unfold, finally couldn't help but burst out laughing:

"These guys are shrewd. They've already eaten and drunk their fill before winter, and they're very picky eaters."

"Your dry, low-fat biscuits are beneath people's notice."

He paused, then looked at his girlfriend's aggrieved face, and his survival instinct suddenly kicked in.

Raised eyebrows.

"Well, you'll have to leave this to me."

After saying that, Fang Yu's eyes darted around.

He strolled up to Hua Yu.

Hua Yu was originally watching Liu Yifei being scorned by the squirrel from the back, and he was secretly gloating over the rare scene where he wasn't the one who got into trouble.

Suddenly being targeted by this "living Yama" sent a chill down my spine.

What are you doing?

Teacher Hua's face was full of wariness.

Fang Yu extended his right hand towards him, palm open:

"Teacher Hua, you should still have that croissant in your pocket, right? Take it out."

Upon hearing this, Hua Yu not only didn't take it out, but instead tightened his grip on his pocket.

"What do you need it for?"

At this moment, Teacher Hua's train of thought took an unexpected turn—

"You're not planning to use it as a projectile to knock the squirrel down, are you?!"

"I'm warning you! This is a protected wild animal from the Greater Khingan Mountains, don't you dare mess with it!"