Looking at this outrageous scene.

Xiao Ju's mouth was open, and she didn't even realize that a bellyful of cold air had entered her mouth.

The two senior figures, Chen Daoming and Zhang Manyu, rubbed their eyes.

They seriously suspected that they might be hallucinating from the intense cold and snow.

Only Liu Yifei's style changed drastically.

The fairy was not confused at all; instead, her eyes crinkled into crescents, and she proudly raised her chin.

Those big, watery eyes clearly displayed four words—

Basic operations are not a big deal.

Are you kidding me?

Wild boars and roe deer were both excellent partners for my boyfriend before!

This move, at most, just means that the business scope in lower-tier markets has been expanded!

Fang Daqiang, who was walking on the sidewalk, was even more composed.

Old Fang put his hands behind his back, not even lifting his eyelids halfway.

They were disgusted by their son's strange practice of constantly "inviting spirit mediums."

Old Fang has been completely immune for eight hundred years.

He has now lowered his bottom line significantly:

As long as this kid doesn't go to Black Bear to practice wrestling, and doesn't ride a Siberian tiger all over the mountains.

Even he, as the father, can accept it!

The chat room was now in complete chaos.

[Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! I didn't see that right, did I?!]

[Fang Yu, are you even human?! You traded away the scraps that almost broke Teacher Hua's teeth for a bunch of top-quality wild mountain products!]

[Capitalists would be weeping after seeing this! Boss Fang has won big in this cross-species trade!]

[First there were silly roe deer pulling sleds, then squirrels lining up to pay protection money. Fang Yu, be honest, what kind of druid are you reincarnated from?!]

If the "Approaching Science" program team were still around, they could easily make a 108-episode TV series based on Fang Yu's segment alone! And that's without any filler!

Fang Yu himself remained quite calm.

He squatted down and shoved with both hands.

He gathered all the wild nuts on the snow into his palm at once.

Then, he just naturally put it in his pocket.

After stuffing the goods, he grinned at the squirrels who were busy eating.

"Alright, everyone, take it easy."

"This stuff is full of butter and additives, just taste it and move on."

"Don't go back and get addicted to it, or you'll be searching the whole mountain for supplies from me."

"Dude, we don't offer home delivery here."

The squirrel leader, who was holding a croissant, actually stopped eating for a moment upon hearing this.

Two black bean eyes stared at Fang Yu, and he was stunned for a second.

Then—completely ignored.

He lowered his head and continued to eat frantically.

Fang Yu was amused.

"Hey, that's quite a character."

He stood up, and the nuts in his padded coat pocket rattled and clattered.

As soon as that alluring voice came out, Hua Yu's eyes immediately followed it.

He was still reeling from the shock of this cross-species brainwashing deal.

Seeing Fang Yu's bulging pockets, she finally regained her senses.

"Fang Yu, where's my share of the profits?!"

Fang Yu slowly strolled up to Hua Yu.

He reached into his pocket, rummaged around for a long time, feeling left and right.

Finally, they dug out two wild hazelnuts.

He slapped it into Hua Yu's palm.

"Take your dividend."

Hua Yu lowered his head.

In the cold wind, two hazelnuts lay forlornly in my palm.

He looked up and glanced again at Fang Yu's pocket, which was about to burst from being filled with nuts.

The defenses were breached on the spot.

"Fang Yu!!!"

Teacher Hua's voice cracked from screaming.

"You only gave us the two of us?!"

"Without my bread, what are you going to trade with the squirrel? You'll have to trade your head!"

Fang Yu crossed his arms and his expression became serious.

"Teacher Hua, you've got it wrong."

"Your bread is frozen solid, you can't even bite into it yourself."

He pointed to the piece of dead wood at the bottom next to him.

"Who used extreme physical methods to transform it from a French brick into a high-end decoy?"

"And who was it that, through top-notch negotiation skills, secured this massive cross-species business deal?"

Fang Yu raised a finger and shook it gently.

"What's this called?"

"This is called—using core technology as equity, you know?"

Whoever holds the core competitiveness should get the lion's share of the profits.

"Teacher Hua, you need to broaden your perspective. We need to have basic business common sense."

Liu Yifei stood to the side, her shoulders shaking violently.

She bit her lower lip hard to keep herself from bursting out laughing.

To deceive people so blatantly in front of the camera.

She felt it was somewhat inhumane, but the fallacy was just too funny!

Hua Yu took a deep breath.

He knew that trying to reason with Fang Yu would only lead to further losses.

But he simply couldn't swallow this insult.

"No!"

Hua Yu stubbornly held his ground.

"I do not accept this allocation plan!"

"Give me two more wild walnuts!"

He paused for a moment, then gritted his teeth and roared, adding—

"It has to be big!!!"

Fang Yu was stunned for half a second.

He thought Teacher Hua was going to start some kind of heated business negotiation.

Is that all?

Is this the bottom line?

Add two walnuts? And they have to be big ones?

Fang Yu suppressed a laugh, gave a perfunctory sigh, and put on a pained expression, as if he had been forced to give in.

"Alright, alright."

"It's only because of you, Teacher Hua, that I'm giving you a penny, even if it were someone else."

He flicked his wrist.

Two plump wild walnuts flew through the air and landed steadily in Hua Yu's palm.

Hua Yu instinctively grabbed it.

After clenching his fist, he slowly loosened his fingers.

Two hazelnuts and two large walnuts.

A total of four.

This dividend is ridiculously low.

But looking at those two big walnuts that he had won by "arguing his case" himself.

A strange and subtle sense of accomplishment unexpectedly welled up in Hua Yu's heart.

Won!

Although I can't figure out exactly where we won.

But the feeling of a successful negotiation is like winning a jackpot!

The live stream chat was filled with laughter.

[Teacher Hua's strong negotiations succeeded! Profits skyrocketed by 100%, from two to four!]

Is this the business acumen of top-tier entrepreneurs? They get sold out and still help count the money—I'm in love!

Fang Yu: I have the skills. Hua Yu: I have my bottom line, you have to give me the big one!

[I declare that today's biggest winner is Fang Yu, the second biggest winner is Wild Squirrel, and the spiritual winner is Teacher Hua!]

……

After the squirrels finished scavenging the debris, they quickly scurried back to the top of the pine tree.

The mountain running team regrouped and continued their journey through the deep snow.

Ju Jingyi carried a snakeskin bag, full of energy.

They would knock on any dead tree they encountered, and stop when they saw any rotten wood.

The fertilizer sack was already half-filled with freeze-dried wood ear mushrooms.

It's bulging and full, giving me a huge sense of accomplishment.

Chen Daoming and Zhang Manyu were also busy.

Without making a sound, I picked a few bunches of frozen rowan fruits from the bushes.

Although the taste is sour, astringent, and pungent, the dark red berries encased in an icy shell are quite pretty to hold in your hand.

Hua Yu, who was at the back of the group, dug out several red pine cones that had been buried deep in a snowdrift all winter.

Having finally managed to get her hands on some decent stuff, Teacher Hua immediately squatted down excitedly, ready to break it apart with all her might.

But this thing's outer shell is harder than a rock, and no matter how hard you try to bend it, it won't budge.

Instead, my hands were covered in sticky yellow pine oil.

In extremely cold weather, pine resin solidifies and hardens rapidly upon contact with cold light.

Teacher Hua frowned in disgust and habitually shoved her hand into the deep pocket of her cotton coat.

It’s over.

Both hands were stuck in their pockets and couldn't be pulled out.

Teacher Hua was so anxious that she spun around on the spot.

His two arms twisted and struggled wildly at his sides.

When Ju Jingyi, who was in front, turned around, she almost burst out laughing and dropped half a bag of wood ear mushrooms.

Seeing this, Fang Yu sighed with sympathy.

He took two steps forward, grabbed Teacher Hua's wrist, and used a powerful, unexpected move.

Pull it outwards with force.

"Sizzle—"

The fabric let out a pitiful wail.

The hand was successfully pulled out.

The price was that the thick fleece lining inside the cotton coat pocket was completely ripped out.

It tore open a huge, drafty hole that was completely exposed.

Hua Yu stared blankly at his tattered pocket, from which cotton wadding was peeking out.

A gust of wind blew through the room.

My heart is ice-cold, and I want to cry but can't shed a tear.

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