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Fang Yu didn't rush to light it, but instead took out more "Gatling guns" from the bag next to him.

Then, to Liu Yifei's astonishment, he used transparent tape to tie the nine Gatling gun barrels together side by side.

This resulted in a thicker, longer, and more intimidating-looking "nine-barrel Gatling gun".

He even solemnly checked the tightness of the bindings, muttering to himself:

"Fear of insufficient firepower is an illness, and it needs to be treated."

Looking at the thing in front of her that could be described as a "weapon of mass destruction," Liu Yifei couldn't help but swallow.

"Fang Yu... is this... is this okay? Isn't it too dangerous?"

"Don't worry, it's perfectly safe," Fang Yu replied without looking up. "We're launching it into the sky, not at people, so what danger could there be?"

After securing the "weapon," Fang Yu planted it firmly in the snow in the center of the yard, with the fuse facing outwards.

Then, he stepped back a few paces and waved to Liu Yifei.

"Come on, Chief Ignition Officer, prepare for your first mission."

Liu Yifei clutched the incense stick in her hand and shuffled over, her heart pounding.

"I...I'm a little scared..."

"What are you afraid of?" Fang Yu encouraged. "Just close your eyes, put the incense stick on the fuse, it's as simple as lighting a mosquito coil."

"..."

Is this something like lighting mosquito coils?!

That's clearly a firecracker! And such a big one at that!

The viewers in the live stream were completely dumbfounded.

[Nine-barrel Gatling gun! Holy crap! Brother Yu, are you a devil?!]

I feel like I'm not watching a Chinese New Year variety show, I'm watching behind-the-scenes footage of "Wolf Warrior 9"!

[Even the celestial beauty's legs went weak, hahaha! Look at her expression, it's practically screaming 'Help!']

[Fang Yu, have some decency! Making a fairy who can't even bargain order such a hardcore firearm—doesn't your conscience bother you?]

What's in pain? He seems really excited!

Urged on by Fang Yu, Liu Yifei finally mustered up her courage and shakily brought the incense stick in her hand to the fuse.

"Sizzle—"

The fuse was lit, emitting a string of blinding sparks that quickly burned towards the cannon barrel.

"Run!" Fang Yu shouted, grabbing Liu Yifei, who hadn't even reacted yet, and quickly ran back under the eaves.

Liu Yifei's heart was in her throat, and she instinctively covered her ears.

However, the expected deafening roar did not come.

A series of rapid whooshing sounds rang out.

Immediately afterwards, dozens of beams of light with red trails of flame roared out from the triple-barreled cannon and shot straight into the sky!

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Beams of light exploded in the dark night sky, bursting into dazzling fireworks.

The scene was just like an anti-aircraft gun firing wildly into the sky in a movie; it was incredibly spectacular!

The dense fireworks illuminated almost the entire night sky over Kaoshantun.

Liu Yifei stared blankly at the dazzling rain of light in the sky, and unconsciously lowered her hand that had been covering her ears.

Her small mouth was slightly open, and her eyes reflected the fireworks, sparkling as if they were filled with stars.

"Wow……"

She couldn't help but let out a heartfelt exclamation.

It's...it's spectacular!

This beauty, full of power and explosiveness, gave her an unprecedented shock!

Fang Yu stood beside her, watching her stunned expression, and a smug smile appeared on his lips.

"How about it? What did I say?"

"What's so fun about a sparkler compared to a Gatling gun?"

Liu Yifei turned her head and looked at Fang Yu's profile illuminated by the fireworks, her eyes shining brightly.

She nodded vigorously, her face beaming with excitement.

"This is so much fun! It's so much fun!"

Liu Yifei felt as if a long-dormant switch in her body had been turned on.

……

The combined power of the nine Gatling guns was clearly insufficient to meet Fang Yu's firepower needs.

He squatted on the snow and pulled out a large roll of transparent tape from the woven bag.

The tearing sound echoed in the quiet courtyard, accompanied by Fang Yu's slightly excited commands.

"Liu Yifei, come here and help me hold down these tubes."

Liu Yifei hunched her shoulders, the collar of her floral-patterned jacket covering half her face.

She looked at the pile of black tubular objects on the ground with a complicated expression.

"Do we need to tie it up again?" she asked softly. "There are already nine. If we tie it up any more... won't it take off?"

Without even looking up, Fang Yu swiftly arranged nine more cannons side by side.

"Nine is the entry-level version; now we need to build an 'enhanced land-based close-in weapon system'."

He tied the two sets of nine-packs back to back, eventually forming a huge cylinder.

A full eighteen pipes pointed straight up to the sky.

This thing feels quite heavy when you hold it in your hand.

Liu Yifei stood to the side, looking at the dark cave entrance, and felt as if she were filming some kind of post-apocalyptic blockbuster.

Fang Yu picked up the huge "firework clusterer," weighed it in his hand, and then stuffed it into Liu Yifei's arms.

"Take it."

Liu Yifei instinctively took it, and her arms suddenly felt heavy.

This weight is almost as much as her largest suitcase.

"Why are you giving this to me?" she asked, her eyes filled with confusion.

Fang Yu pulled out a lighter and grinned like a naughty student leading someone to climb over a wall.

"Aren't you the chief ignition officer?"

"You've been reassigned and promoted to machine gunner number one."

"This time, we won't stick them in the snow; we'll carry them and place them there."

Liu Yifei's hands were trembling.

"I...I can't do it, I really can't..."

"Can't we just stick them in the snow?"

"I don't want this title of 'Machine Gunner Number One' anymore..."

She felt as if she were holding not fireworks, but a gas cylinder that could explode at any moment.

This thing had a full eighteen tubes, and the dark openings all faced the sky, like the compound eyes of some kind of monster, which made her feel very uneasy.

Should we carry it and put it down?

How could he even think of that!

The fire that thing spews out will surely burn my big floral-patterned coat, won't it?

The chat in the live stream had gone completely wild.

[Holy crap! Carrying an 18-barrel Gatling gun?! Brother Yu, you really don't treat celestial beings like human beings!]

[Damn it, the number one machine gunner! I'm laughing so hard I want to die in the snow in Northeast China.]

[Liu Yifei: I've only ever played Little Dragon Girl, never Rambo!]