Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

"boom!!!"

A deafening roar!

That simple toilet, which had witnessed decades of trials and tribulations for the Fang family, was instantly shattered into pieces by the precise strike of the firecracker!

Planks, gravel, tarpaulins... and some indescribable, frozen yellow objects were lifted into the sky by the huge blast wave, and then fell down like rain.

The entire courtyard looked as if it had experienced a small-scale biological attack.

An indescribable smell permeated the air.

Fang Yu and Liu Yifei stood there, dumbfounded.

Time seemed to stand still at this moment.

Liu Yifei stiffly turned her head to look at Fang Yu, her eyes filled with confusion and innocence.

"You...you said it could fly into the sky, didn't you?"

Fang Yu's lips twitched, and he managed to squeeze out a few words through gritted teeth.

"Theoretically... that's how it is."

He hadn't expected the cannon to be so poorly made!

This isn't a firecracker! This is clearly a surface-to-surface cruise missile!

After a brief period of deathly silence, the viewers in the live stream went completely crazy!

Hahahaha!

[I declare! This is the most explosive scene since the premiere of "Going Home for the New Year"! Without a doubt!]

[They blew up...blew up the toilet! They blew up the toilet! I laughed so hard I almost died! What kind of amazing TV show effect is this?!]

[Imagine the psychological trauma on Mr. and Mrs. Fang! Decades of hard work, wiped out in one fell swoop!]

Rear command post.

Fang Yu's agent, Sister Wang, was just excited about the chemistry between the "human cannon" couple.

At that moment, she stared blankly at the chaotic "accident scene" on the screen, her mouth agape, and her phone fell to the ground.

"It's...it's all over..."

Her assistant next to her was so frightened that she was about to cry.

"Sister Wang... this... this counts as a broadcasting accident, right? Will our program... be canceled?"

Sister Wang did not answer.

Her brain had completely shut down.

Meanwhile, Liu Yifei's agent, Sister Hong, was terrified the moment she saw the toilet explode, and then... strangely breathed a sigh of relief.

She silently picked up the teacup, blew on the steam, and took a sip.

Let's fry it.

It's good that it's been blown up.

The best thing to do is to shut this lousy show down.

That way, her plump, healthy cabbage won't be eaten by that pig named Fang Yu anymore.

……

"Xiaoyu! Yifei! What's wrong? What happened?"

Inside the house, Mr. and Mrs. Fang, who were watching TV, were startled by the loud noise outside and rushed out, throwing on their clothes.

Then they saw the apocalyptic scene in the yard.

Fang's mother's eyes slowly, slowly widened.

She looked at the site of the former toilet, now only a few wooden stakes remained, and then at her son, who looked guilty. Her lips began to tremble.

"Fang...Fang Yu..."

"Is that...our toilet?"

Seeing his mother's volcano-like expression, Fang Yu's survival instinct kicked in instantly.

He suddenly pointed at Liu Yifei beside him and shouted, "Mom! It's not my fault! She did it!"

Liu Yifei: "???"

She looked at Fang Yu in disbelief.

This man!

Just now, she was hugging me and saying, "Don't be afraid, I'm holding you!"

Now that something has gone wrong, they're immediately shifting the blame onto themselves?

Scumbag!

The biggest scumbag of all time!

However, Fang's mother's subsequent reaction once again shocked Liu Yifei's worldview.

Fang's mother glanced at Liu Yifei, then at Fang Yu, and then suddenly rushed forward.

She didn't rush towards Liu Yifei, but towards Fang Yu.

"Snapped!"

A crisp sound.

Fang's mother slapped Fang Yu hard on the back of the head.

"You little bastard! How dare you say that!"

"Yifei is just a city girl, what does she know? It was you who instigated her!"

"How old are you? You can set your house on fire while playing with firecrackers? Why don't you set yourself on fire too?"

While cursing, Fang's mother punched and hit Fang Yu.

Fang Yu covered his head, jumping up and down in a disheveled state.

"Mom! Mom! Stop hitting me! I was wrong! I was really wrong!"

"Wrong? I think you just deserve a beating!"

After hitting her son, Fang's mother finally stopped, panting heavily.

She turned around and walked up to Liu Yifei, who was still in a daze. The expression on her face instantly switched from "tiger mom" to "kind mother".

She took Liu Yifei's hand and tenderly brushed the dust off her clothes.

"Oh dear, my good girl, were you scared?"

"It's all Fang Yu's fault, that brat, he's so reckless and corrupted you."

"Come on, come on, hurry inside and wash up, it's so dirty outside!"

As she spoke, Fang's mother pulled Liu Yifei into the house affectionately, as if the person who had just blown up her toilet was not Liu Yifei at all.

Only Fang Yu and Fang Daqiang, father and son, remained, standing facing each other in the cold wind.

Fang Yu rubbed the back of his head, which was throbbing from the beating, looking aggrieved.

"Dad, look at Mom, she's so biased!"

Fang Daqiang sighed, patted his son on the shoulder, and said earnestly in a tone of someone who had been through it all:

"Son, you'll get used to it."

"Back when your mother and I had just gotten married, she accidentally set the kitchen on fire."

"Guess what your grandma said?"

"What did they say?" Fang Yu asked curiously.

"Your grandma said, 'Oh dear, it must be that my broken pot is malfunctioning and scared my daughter-in-law.'"

Fang Yu: "..."

Fine.

It seems that this "favoritism" is a family tradition of yours, Fang family.

The viewers in the live stream were absolutely laughing hysterically.

[Hahaha! I'd call this the ultimate example of double standards!]

Fang Yu's position in the family is crystal clear! A biological son is less important than his prospective daughter-in-law—this is an age-old truth!

[I feel sorry for Yu Ge for three seconds, that's all, because I also want to laugh!]

The "toilet explosion" incident ended with Fang Yu getting a beating and having to do all the housework for the next week.

Liu Yifei, instead of being blamed, received a bowl of steaming hot brown sugar ginger tea cooked by Fang's mother, ostensibly to calm her nerves.

Holding the warm ginger tea and watching Fang Yu sweeping the floor beside her, Liu Yifei felt a strange sensation welling up inside her.

I felt a little guilty, but more than that, I felt warm.

Is this what "home" feels like?

You can make mistakes, you can cause trouble, but you will always be unconditionally tolerated and favored.

very nice.