Fang Yu's eyes lit up as soon as he heard "stewed goose in an iron pot".

This is the top dish among the hearty dishes of Northeast China, and it's his favorite since childhood.

"Alright! Mom, just you wait and see!"

Fang Yu jumped off the kang (a heated brick bed), rolled up his sleeves as he walked out, ready to get down to business.

Liu Yifei looked at him curiously and asked Fang's mother:

"Auntie, do you need my help?"

Although she had never cooked before, she wanted to do something to help with this dinner.

Fang's mother waved her hand happily:

"No need, no need. Just stay inside and stay warm, watch TV."

"Let your brother Fang Yu handle the goose catching. He's been doing this since he was a kid, and he's very skilled at it."

The title "Brother Fang Yu" made Liu Yifei's cheeks flush slightly.

Fang Yu is actually two years younger than her.

She watched Fang Yu run away, her curiosity growing.

Catching geese? Is that difficult?

Liu Yifei pictured the waddling white geese in the park, looking gentle and adorable.

So she stood up as well:

"Auntie, I think I'll go out and take a look, just to get some exercise."

Liu Yifei simply couldn't imagine how difficult it could be to catch an animal that looked so clumsy.

As she spoke, she put on her shoes and followed Fang Yu into the backyard.

The viewers in the live stream perked up immediately upon seeing this.

[The main feature begins! Is the fairy sister going to catch geese?]

[Warning: High-energy content ahead! One of the three major rural tyrants is about to make his appearance!]

[The fairy is too naive. Does she think the goose is the pigeon she fed?]

[Just waiting for the goddess to be chased all over the yard by a goose, hahaha!]

Fang Yu's backyard is very large and surrounded by a fence.

In one corner of the yard, a flock of chickens and ducks were leisurely pecking at their food.

In the very center of the courtyard, a large white goose was pacing back and forth with its head held high, as proud as a king.

It was a size larger than an ordinary goose, with pure white feathers and sharp eyes; it was clearly not a friendly creature.

"This is it, it's the fattest one."

Fang Yu pointed to the "King Goose" and said to Liu Yifei, who had followed him out.

Liu Yifei looked at the big goose.

It was tilting its head, scrutinizing them, and its gaze made her feel a sense of oppression.

Liu Yifei whispered:

"It... looks a bit fierce."

"It's more than just ominous."

Fang Yu smiled:

"This guy is the tyrant of our village geese. He's incredibly strong, and even the village dogs have to give him a wide berth."

As he spoke, he began to move his hands and feet, and his eyes became serious.

"Stand back, don't get hurt."

"Watch how I deal with it."

After saying that, Fang Yu lowered his body and slowly approached the goose like a leopard preparing to hunt.

The goose clearly sensed the danger.

It stopped pacing, stretched its neck straight, and made a "caw-caw" warning sound in its throat.

A man and a goose faced off in the courtyard, and the atmosphere instantly became tense.

Liu Yifei stood at the gate of the courtyard, holding her breath, watching with great interest.

Just as Fang Yu was about to get close, he suddenly accelerated and pounced!

"Gah—!"

The goose let out a sharp cry, its reaction was surprisingly fast.

Instead of running away, it spread its wings, stretched its neck, and charged towards Fang Yu!

A battle between humans and geese has begun!

Fang Yu, taking advantage of his height and long legs, nimbly dodged the goose's attacks.

The goose, true to its reputation as a "rural tyrant," pecked, twisted, and flapped its wings with a powerful and ferocious three-pronged attack.

In an instant, chickens and dogs flew about in the yard, feathers flying everywhere.

Liu Yifei watched in stunned silence.

She had never imagined that a goose could be so powerful; it completely overturned her understanding.

Fang Yu chased, the goose ran.

The goose attacks, Fang Yu dodges.

After several rounds, Fang Yu hadn't even touched a single feather of the goose.

Liu Yifei, watching anxiously from the sidelines, couldn't help but start offering her "expert advice":

"No way! You need to flank it from the left! Block its path!"

Fang Yu glanced back at her during the brief moment he dodged:

"It's easy for you to talk when you're not the one experiencing it! You try it yourself!"

"I'll do it!"

Provoked by him, Liu Yifei actually developed a bit of competitive spirit.

She felt she had timed it right; the goose was facing away from her.

So, Liu Yifei, holding the hem of her floral cotton-padded jacket, tiptoed around behind the goose, opened her arms, and tried to perform a "goose-hugging kill".

The viewers in the live stream went crazy.

"No, Goddess! Come back! That's not something you can handle!"

[Oh no, oh no, the celestial beauty is going to get pecked by a goose!]

I can already see the tragic ending...

Just as Liu Yifei's hand was about to touch the goose, the "goose king" seemed to have eyes in the back of its head and suddenly turned around!

Eyes facing each other.

Liu Yifei saw the fierce glint in the goose's eyes.

The goose also saw this "ignorant human" wearing a floral cotton-padded jacket who was trying to ambush it.

"Gah—!!!"

A louder and more furious cry than before echoed throughout the entire courtyard.

The goose was completely enraged!

It has locked onto a new target – Liu Yifei!

With a stretch of its neck, it opened its flat beak, took two long strides, and charged aggressively towards Liu Yifei!

"ah--!"

Liu Yifei had never seen such a scene before. She was so frightened that her face turned pale and she turned and ran away.

Thus, a comical yet thrilling scene unfolded in the courtyard:

Liu Yifei, the "Fairy Sister," wearing a brightly colored floral jacket reminiscent of Northeast China, is being chased around the yard by an angry white goose, screaming all the way.

She tried to run back into the house, but in her panic, she didn't know which way to go.

Since she was unfamiliar with the terrain, she ended up running around the yard in circles.

The goose chased after her closely, occasionally stretching its neck to peck at her heels.

Hahahaha!

[Best Comedy Film of the Year! "Fairy Sister vs. Northeastern Goose Tyrant!"]

[Help! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! The angelic screams are so realistic!]

[Goose: What are you looking at? Today I'm going to show you who's the boss of this yard!]

[Fang Yu! Your wife is being bullied by a goose! Come to her rescue!]

Fang Yu was originally watching the fun from the sidelines, and he was having a great time.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime sight; we must linger and admire it a little longer.

But seeing that Liu Yifei was quite frightened, running unsteadily and almost falling several times, the smile on his face instantly disappeared.

I can't play anymore.

Fang Yu's eyes narrowed as he seized the opportunity.

Just as Liu Yifei and the goose ran past him, he moved.

Fang Yu was more than twice as fast as before. In a flash, he slipped between Liu Yifei and the goose.

He first pulled the panicked Liu Yifei behind him to protect her.

Immediately, his right hand darted forward with pinpoint accuracy!

Steady, accurate, and ruthless!

The "Goose King," who had been so arrogant just moments before, chasing Liu Yifei all over the yard, now had his neck tightly gripped by Fang Yu's hand.

The world fell silent instantly.

The goose was still flapping its wings frantically and kicking its legs wildly.

However, its "throat" was firmly controlled by Fang Yu, and it could only make a "clucking" sound.

Fang Yu grabbed the goose by the neck with one hand and lifted it into the air, no matter how much it struggled, it was to no avail.

He turned his head, looked at Liu Yifei behind him who was still in shock, raised his eyebrows, and revealed a smug smile.

"Done."

"I told you to stand further away."

Liu Yifei was panting heavily, her chest heaving violently.

She looked at the man in front of her.

He shielded himself with one hand, while casually carrying the "bully" that had once terrified her with the other, his back view tall and reliable.

The afterglow of the setting sun shone on his profile, making his features exceptionally clear.

At that moment, her heart skipped a beat.

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