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Chapter 52 The Celestial Sister's Taste of Salt and Bland Food
Just when everyone thought that a dramatic "kiss through the iron bars" was about to unfold.
Fang Yu stopped moving.
His lips were less than a centimeter away from Liu Yifei's.
He didn't move forward, but instead turned his head slightly and positioned his mouth at the point where Liu Yifei's tongue was stuck to the iron railing.
Then, Fang Yu took a deep breath and slowly exhaled a long, warm puff of white air.
"call--"
A warm current enveloped the cold metal and the delicate tip of the tongue.
Liu Yifei felt a warm, moist sensation on her tongue, which had been numb from the cold, and a slight itch.
Her stiff body went limp instantly.
Her cheeks turned as red as if they were on fire, instantly spreading to her ears.
This pose...
This distance...
This action...
It's so ambiguous, it makes my heart race!
From the drone's perspective, due to visual illusion, Fang Yu's head was blocking the crucial parts.
The scene looked just like the two people were actually passionately kissing.
The only difference is that the background isn't a romantic candlelight dinner, but a rusty iron railing.
【Aa ...
[I'm dead! I'm dying of sweetness! This is a scene that no idol drama could ever capture!]
Even though I know he's the culprit, this scene is just too swoon-worthy! He's got amazing boyfriend potential!
[Isn't this a million times sweeter than industrial saccharin? I declare Fang Yu and Liu Yifei the sweetest couple of the year, no arguments allowed!]
Fang Yu breathed out for a while, then, feeling he was almost recovered, took a step back and asked, "How is it? Can you move now?"
Liu Yifei was still immersed in the strange atmosphere from earlier, her mind still a bit dizzy.
She moved her tongue unconsciously.
Eh?
opened!
They really broke up!
A slight stinging sensation came from the tip of my tongue, but at least I was free again.
Liu Yifei felt as if she had been granted a pardon. She quickly retracted her tongue and then took several steps back to maintain an absolutely safe distance from the "evil" iron railing.
She covered her burning face, lowered her head, and didn't dare to look at Fang Yu even once.
What just happened was just too... too embarrassing.
She could feel her heart still pounding wildly, completely out of control.
"Ahem." Fang Yu cleared his throat a little awkwardly, looking at Liu Yifei who seemed to want to bury her head in the snow.
To be honest, he was quite nervous being so close to him just now.
Fang Yu could even smell a faint fragrance emanating from her, like jasmine.
It smells good.
"Um... are you alright now?" Fang Yu asked, trying to make conversation.
"...Mmm." Liu Yifei's voice was barely audible.
A subtle atmosphere, a mixture of awkwardness and a hint of sweetness, filled the air.
The two people who were just trying to outwit each other suddenly became mute.
The viewers in the live stream were practically grinning from ear to ear at the sight of this.
Hahaha! Look at them, they're both shy!
[So innocent! So incredibly innocent! Isn't this much more appealing than those artificially sweetened, overly romanticized displays of affection?]
[I've brought the Civil Affairs Bureau with me. Please get married here. Thank you!]
After about half a minute of silence, Fang Yu finally couldn't stand the eerie atmosphere any longer.
He scratched his head, breaking the silence.
"Alright, if there's nothing else, hurry home, it's getting dark."
"Oh... okay."
Liu Yifei nodded, still not daring to look up at him.
The two walked silently home, one after the other, their feet sinking into the snow bathed in the golden light of the setting sun.
No one spoke again.
But the drone faithfully recorded this scene.
The girl had her head down, her cheeks flushed, while the boy walked ahead, taking small steps, as if he was deliberately waiting for her.
The two people's shadows were stretched long on the snow, occasionally overlapping.
The scene was peaceful and beautiful.
[Aww, what an absolutely stunning scene! Every screenshot could be a wallpaper!]
[I declare this to be the most romantic moment since the "Going Home for the New Year" program began airing!]
[Don't speak, just feel it! This darn chemistry is overflowing!]
After walking for a few minutes, Liu Yifei finally calmed down a bit.
She looked up at Fang Yu's back, her expression somewhat dazed.
Having been in the entertainment industry for so many years, the men she has met have been either "pursuers" who treated her with utmost respect and elevated her to a pedestal, or "colleagues" who maintained a haughty demeanor and always upheld their image.
No one has ever been like Fang Yu.
Instead of treating her as an unattainable goddess, treat her as an ordinary person with flesh and blood, someone you can tease and prank each other with.
It's authentic, vibrant, and has a roguish charm that makes you grit your teeth but you can't bring yourself to hate it.
Thinking of this, Liu Yifei's originally tense lips curled up slightly involuntarily.
Just then, Fang Yu, who had been walking ahead, suddenly stopped and turned around.
"By the way, there's something I need to discuss with you."
"What is it?" Liu Yifei subconsciously stopped in her tracks, a sense of vigilance rising within her.
Fang Yu pointed in the direction of the iron railing from before, stroked his chin, and said thoughtfully:
"Tell me, what if I fenced off that iron railing where your tongue got stuck, put up a sign that says 'Fairy Sister's Tasting Salt and Bland Food Ruins,' and turned it into a paid attraction for fans to take photos, and we split the profits 50/50? Wouldn't that make us rich?"
The live stream room, which was just filled with pink bubbles, was instantly shattered by Fang Yu's statement that "even capitalists would cry."
【???????】
【???????】
[A devil! This guy is absolutely a devil!]
[Hahahaha, what a crazy thing to taste salty food at the ruins!]
[A business genius! Even Buffett can't make as much money as you!]
[I suggest this be immediately designated a 5A-level scenic spot; I'm going to check it out!]
Upon hearing Fang Yu's shocking remarks, Liu Yifei was stunned into silence.
The subtle flutter and romantic atmosphere I felt just moments ago were instantly shattered by that one sentence.
That guy is a complete bastard!
A few seconds later.
"Fang!! Yu!!"
A coquettish complaint, tinged with embarrassment and indignation, shattered the tranquility of the village at dusk.
Enraged, Liu Yifei grabbed a snowball from the ground and threw it hard at the laughing figure who had already run away.
"Stop right there! I'm going to kill you!!"
"Hahaha! Don't get excited! If you think a 50/50 split is too little, how about a 30/70 split? I'll take 30, you take 70!"
"Get out of here!!"
Watching the two chasing and playing in the snow, the live stream chat was once again flooded with "hahaha".
"Alright, alright, to make up for your wounded heart, I've decided to take you to do something fun, how about it?" Fang Yu suddenly stopped and changed the subject.
"Not very good." Liu Yifei refused without hesitation.
She has developed a psychological aversion to this man's "funny" ways.
His "fun" things were either a Gatling gun blasting up a toilet with blue flames or a dog sled nearly crashing into a telephone pole; none of them were normal.
"Don't refuse so quickly." Fang Yu smiled mysteriously. "This one, I promise, will be different."
"Safety guaranteed, looks guaranteed, romance guaranteed, okay?"
"Romantic?" Liu Yifei was a little skeptical when she heard this word.
Just him?
A straight-laced guy who can turn fireworks into a military drill, yet he knows romance?
"Of course," Fang Yu said confidently. "I'm the most romantic man in Kaoshantun."
Liu Yifei silently complained: He is clearly "the most clueless romantic person in Kaoshantun".
However, a sense of curiosity still arose in her heart.
She wanted to see what kind of trouble this unconventional man would cause this time.
"Well... okay then." She nodded reluctantly. "If you do that again, I... I'll never talk to you again!"
"Don't worry, it'll be fine." Fang Yu snapped his fingers.
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