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The air froze for a moment.

Liu Yifei's eyes were full of question marks.

What did she just hear?

Hair dryer?

It's been demolished?

Therefore, the important thing Fang Yu was talking about was telling himself.

He took apart his hair dryer and used it to make a cotton candy machine?

The emotion, the ambiguous atmosphere, and the pounding heart I felt just now are all gone.

Liu Yifei looked at the man in front of her with an innocent expression that seemed to say, "I confessed, praise me now."

I felt my blood pressure spike to 280 in an instant!

That hair dryer of hers was a brand-new limited edition gift from the brand she endorses, worth tens of thousands of yuan!

As a result, Fang Yu dismantled it, turning it into a pile of scrap metal, which was then assembled with aluminum cans and bicycle spokes.

The live stream chat exploded with comments.

[Pfft! Hahahaha!]

[I'm fucking dying of laughter! I thought it was a confession of the century, but it turned out to be a confession of the century!]

[Fang Yu! What kind of devil are you?! Are you really going to make me laugh to death and then inherit my Alipay account?!]

[Li Yifeng's expressions, from "expectation" to "confusion" to "petrification" to "wanting to kill," are practically worthy of being nominated for the year's best meme!]

The champagne that Sister Wang had just raised to her lips froze in mid-air, her expression even more unpleasant than if she had swallowed a fly.

"This... brat!" She was so angry she almost crushed the wine glass in her hand.

After hearing Fang Yu's words, Sister Hong was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha! Well done! Fang Yu! You're truly my savior!"

She laughed until tears streamed down her face, and all her previous thoughts of quitting her job vanished.

Based on Fang Yu's actions, which are comparable to those of a terminally ill straight man, if her Yifei still has a crush on him, then she, Hong Jie, will change her name!

yard.

Looking at Liu Yifei's face, which turned from red to white and then from white to green, Fang Yu finally belatedly realized that something seemed off.

"What's wrong?" he asked innocently. "That hairdryer... was it expensive?"

"It should... be able to be put back together, right?"

His words completely enraged Liu Yifei.

The emotion I felt earlier turned into anger, and the anticipation in my heart turned into an urge to hit someone.

"Fang——Yu——!!"

A roar echoed throughout the entire Kaoshantun village.

The dogs at the east end of the village were all startled by the shout and barked loudly.

Liu Yifei no longer cared about her goddess image; all she wanted to do was to rub this hateful man in front of her into the ground a hundred times over!

She grabbed a broom from the ground and rushed towards Fang Yu.

"I'll kill you, you bastard!!"

"Hey! A gentleman uses words, not fists!"

Seeing that things were going badly, Fang Yu turned tail and ran.

"Let's talk this out! I'll buy you one, okay? I'll buy you a new one! Two!"

"I don't want the new one! I want my old one! Put it back!"

So, on February 14th, a day full of romance...

In the courtyard of the Fang family in Kaoshantun, a dramatic scene unfolded: a goddess chasing and beating a heartless man with a broom.

One ran faster than a rabbit, while the other chased after it, panting heavily.

A series of messy footprints were left on the snow.

The guitar that Fang Yu was holding in his arms was accidentally bumped during the chase, and with a "clang," it played an out-of-tune note, as if providing background music for this farce.

In front of the television, Mr. and Mrs. Fang looked at the two people causing chaos in the yard and smiled at each other.

"These two children." Fang's mother shook her head, complaining, but her eyes were full of smiles.

Mr. Fang, cracking sunflower seeds, said leisurely, "Spare the rod and spoil the child. It's good, it's lively."

The chase ended with Fang Yu hiding in the warehouse and promising to fix the hair dryer.

Liu Yifei stood at the entrance of the warehouse, holding a broom, hands on her hips, panting heavily.

Although I'm very tired and angry.

But looking at the tightly closed storeroom door, she felt both angry and amused, and without even realizing it, the corners of her mouth unconsciously curved upwards.

This Valentine's Day was really exciting.

……

However, the men online are already crying out in despair.

The cause was Fang Yu's textbook-perfect romantic reversal.

First came the handmade cotton candy machine, then a sickeningly sweet original love song called "Cotton Candy," and finally it ended with a chaotic chase.

The whole process was full of twists and turns, surprises, sweetness and laughter, making the show incredibly entertaining.

Countless girls forwarded Fang Yu's live stream clips to their boyfriends, usually with the caption: "Look at him!"

Suddenly, those men who had prepared flowers, chocolates, and luxury gifts found their carefully prepared gifts to be utterly tasteless.

"What's the point of giving me this? Do you even know how to make a handmade cotton candy machine?"

"What's the point of you taking me out for Western food? Will you write a song for me?"

"You can't even take apart a hairdryer, you don't love me at all!"

As a result, on this day that should have been filled with sweetness, countless couples broke out in arguments.

Many men who originally went out with their ID cards and chargers ended up slinking home alone, lying in bed, opening their phones, and silently reporting Fang Yu's Weibo post.

The reasons given are: spreading unhealthy trends, maliciously raising industry standards, and seriously damaging harmonious relationships between men and women.

Of course, these reports were all useless.

Fang Yu's Weibo followers surged by millions overnight.

His performance of "Cotton Candy" was edited into a high-definition video overnight by Sister Wang's team and promoted across the entire internet.

In just a few hours, the video garnered over 100 million views and topped the trending charts on major social media platforms.

The "song recognition" function on major music platforms was almost paralyzed by the search, and countless netizens left frantic messages in the comment section and on Fang Yu's Weibo, begging for the official studio version of the audio to be released.

Countless of Fang Yu's longtime fans, seeing their idol's talent blossoming, flocked to Liu Yifei's Weibo to leave messages of gratitude.

"Thank you, Fairy Sister! You inspired my brother Yu's creative inspiration!"

"My brother Yu used to be unable to come up with a single song in six months, but now, after spending a few days with this fairy, original songs are pouring out like they're free! Is this the power of love?"

"A fairy descended to earth to undergo tribulation, and incidentally blessed our Brother Yu as well. This is a huge win!"

Liu Yifei's fans, seeing their goddess chasing Fang Yu with a broom in the yard in a fierce manner, not only did not stop being fans, but loved her even more.

"Hahaha! Is this still the aloof and ethereal beauty I know? She's so cute!"

"I declare, this is the real fairy sister! She can be ethereal and graceful, and she can also take up a broom and fight! I love her!"

"Fang Yu! If you dare to treat my goddess badly, you'll see what I do to you! Hurry up and fix the hairdryer!"

This farce, which started with a hairdryer, ultimately propelled both of their careers and popularity to new heights in a way no one expected.

After laughing, Sister Hong started to worry again.

She realized that things seemed to be getting out of control.

These two have such great chemistry, they look like a real couple.

The entire internet is shipping them as a couple right now. If the show ends and they actually become a real couple, the subsequent public relations and career planning will be a disaster.

But if it doesn't work out, the backlash from the CP fans will also be a disaster.

Sister Hong felt completely overwhelmed and could only silently open the food delivery app and order herself a bowl of the most bitter bitter melon juice, hoping to cool down.