Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

Liu Yifei stood frozen in front of the shelf.

Toilet cleaner?

She lowered her head, her gaze falling on the two buckets of plastic bottles she was tightly clutching in her arms.

It is entirely azure blue.

It features a prominent white streamlined logo.

The color, the packaging...

After Fang Yu said that, it did seem to make some sense.

In the live stream, someone fired the first shot, and a comment about "toilet cleaner" floated by.

The next second, the comment section was instantly flooded with messages.

The screen was filled with those three big characters.

[Holy crap! Fang Yu's analogy is brilliant! I just took a sip of Pepsi and sprayed it all over my keyboard!]

I didn't notice it before, but now that I see it... it's not that they're completely unrelated, but they're exactly the same!

[PepsiCo Legal Department: Are you being rude? We've sent you a lawyer's letter overnight!]

Liu Yifei's face flushed red instantly, both ashamed and angry.

She's never been good at arguing, especially over such trivial matters.

But Fang Yu's mouth is too sharp!

This is no longer a simple taste dispute; it has escalated to the level of brand insult!

"You're talking nonsense!"

Liu Yifei snapped out of her shock and, no longer caring about her goddess image, immediately launched a counterattack.

"Pepsi is toilet cleaner? Then Coca-Cola is dishwashing water!"

The dishwater!

Fang Yu was stunned when he heard those three words.

Goodness, the fairy sister has been pushed to the limit; her fighting power has skyrocketed.

This is far more damaging than his "toilet cleaner" analogy.

In the live stream, viewers who were just mocking Pepsi instantly switched sides.

[Dishwashing water, hahaha! What the hell is dishwashing water?! Fairy Sister is awesome!]

[This description is so accurate! I've always thought Coca-Cola tasted strange, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Today I finally understand!]

[Oh no, how am I supposed to drink Coke for New Year's Eve dinner tonight? One sip of red and I want to scrub the pot, one sip of blue and I want to scrub the toilet!]

What day is it today? Is it the day the world's two largest beverage giants suffer reputational damage?

[In the battle between Fang Yu and Liu Yifei, it was Coca-Cola and Pepsi that ultimately suffered.]

……

Rear command post.

Liu Yifei's agent, Sister Hong, was holding a glass of warm water, preparing to take two blood pressure medication pills.

When she heard the crisp and pleasant sound of "dishwashing water" coming from the screen.

With a tremor of his hand, the water glass fell to the ground with a clatter.

"My God!"

Sister Hong felt a sudden darkness before her eyes and almost fell down along with the water glass.

What's going on?

Where is my angel?

Where is my ethereal, aloof, and otherworldly national goddess who speaks with an otherworldly air?

Why are you acting like a little girl now, standing at the entrance of the convenience store, arguing with someone over two bottles of drinks until your face is red and your neck is bulging?

Still using dishwater?

How could she possibly say something like that?!

Sister Hong clutched her chest, panting heavily.

She remembered.

It all started with the appearance of this guy named Fang Yu.

Before recording the show with him, Liu Yifei was a high and mighty fairy.

After recording a few days of shows with him, first he set off firecrackers that blew up the toilet, then he licked iron railings in public, and now he can even argue over buying a bottle of Coke, and he's made such outrageous remarks!

This isn't recording a TV show, it's clearly undergoing a tribulation!

"Fang Yu! I will never let you get away with this!" Sister Hong shouted in grief and indignation.

the other side.

Fang Yu's agent, Sister Wang, isn't in much better shape either.

Her forehead was covered in cold sweat, and she almost broke the ballpoint pen in her hand.

"My ancestors! My ancestors!"

Looking at the two childish kids on the screen, Sister Wang felt that her career was facing an unprecedented challenge.

"This is still being broadcast live! Are you celebrities?!"

Toilet cleaner? Dishwashing water?

"What are you expecting the brands to think? Who would dare hire you as their spokespeople after this?!"

"How are we going to salvage this?! Can't we even have a proper New Year?!"

Sister Wang was so anxious that she paced back and forth in the office.

She now deeply regrets taking on that terrible show.

This isn't "Going Home for the New Year," it's clearly "The Agent's Adventures"!

……

online.

"Which tastes better, Coca-Cola or Pepsi?" This is a global, century-old question.

The two sides' fans have been at odds with each other for decades without a clear winner.

Today, the addition of Fang Yu and Liu Yifei instantly ignited this topic, propelling it to the top of the trending searches.

#Fang Yu: Pepsi is a toilet cleaner#

#Liu Yifei: Coca-Cola is like dishwater#

The two trending topics were displayed side-by-side at the top of the list, followed by the word "Explosive".

Clicking in, the comment section was completely overrun.

Countless netizens joined the fray, and the scene escalated rapidly.

"Coca-Cola Party" members firmly believe that Coca-Cola is the authentic, classic, and irreplaceable "happy water."

Pepsi fans firmly believe that Pepsi tastes better and is the choice for the new era.

The two sides argued fiercely, citing historical examples and discussing everything from the formula's history to the amount of effervescence, from marketing strategies to bottle design. The intensity of their argument was comparable to a mini-world war.

Countless passersby and netizens were drawn into the fray, taking sides one after another.

Some people even went downstairs to the supermarket to buy both kinds of cola, tasted and compared them on the spot, and then posted their own lengthy reviews in the comments section.

On this Lunar New Year's Eve, no one shared photos of their New Year's Eve dinner, and no one cared about the Spring Festival Gala.

The entire internet was thrown into a frenzied melee because of these two bottles of carbonated drinks.

Meanwhile, Fang Yu and Liu Yifei, the instigators of all this, were still standing at the entrance of the convenience store, staring at each other.

"Dishwater is dishwater!" Liu Yifei puffed out her cheeks, refusing to back down.

"Toilet cleaner is toilet cleaner!" Fang Yu retorted, not backing down an inch.

The shopkeeper, a man in his fifties, leaned against the doorframe, a cigarette dangling from his lips, watching the two big stars argue with great interest.

This is much better than the Spring Festival Gala.

As the atmosphere grew increasingly tense, neither of them could convince the other.

Fang Yu sighed, realizing that if the noise continued like this, it would be dawn soon.

He scratched his head, and suddenly a brilliant compromise came to mind.

"Alright, alright, stop arguing."

He waved his hand, displaying a magnanimous attitude that said, "I can't be bothered to argue with you."

"Only children make choices."

Fang Yu picked up his red Coca-Cola bucket with one hand and took the blue Pepsi bucket from Liu Yifei's arms with the other.

He gave Liu Yifei a mysterious smile.

"My lord, I want them all!"

After saying that, he picked up the dishwater and toilet cleaner and headed to the cashier.

Liu Yifei stood there, stunned, unable to react for a moment.

Want them all?

What kind of operation is this?