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"Who said I needed to discuss this with you?"

Liu Yifei shook the hair clip in her hand; the pink pig on it had a rather comically large nose.

"Don't forget, you lost when you tried to win the claw machine."

She slightly raised her chin, looking smug.

"Please grant me one small request."

"Now, I accept the consequences of my bet."

Fang Yu fell silent.

Good grief, he finally understood. This woman had been plotting something bad from the moment she grabbed the doll.

Liu Yifei beckoned to him with her finger.

"Lower your head."

Fang Yu tried to preserve the last bit of his dignity.

"Fairy Sister, killing someone is nothing more than a beheading."

He lowered his voice, almost begging for mercy.

"I'm a top-tier singer, can't you give me some face? How am I supposed to face the underworld if I wear this in public?"

"Lower your head."

Liu Yifei put on a stern face, completely unmoved, and even took a step forward, as if she would directly take action if he did not cooperate.

"..."

Fine, you win.

Fang Yu sighed, resignedly bent down, and leaned his head closer.

Liu Yifei suppressed a laugh and stretched out her hands.

She was extremely careful, even smoothing Fang Yu's hair before carefully attaching the pink pig hair clip to his stray hairs.

A big pink pig nose.

Two pig ears with springs attached to the bottom.

Coupled with Fang Yu's handsome face with its distinct features, and the cool black sunglasses on his nose.

The contrast is striking.

Liu Yifei took half a step back and examined the object seriously for two seconds.

The next second, she completely broke down.

"Pfft, hahaha—"

"It's really beautiful!"

She laughed as she pulled out her phone and started snapping photos of Fang Yu from every angle.

"Really, it suits you perfectly!"

"He has a... well, a tough guy with a soft heart!"

Fang Yu raised his hand and touched the top of his head.

The moment my fingertips touched the hair clip, the two pink pig ears immediately started trembling back and forth.

Instead of taking it off, he straightened up and arrogantly tossed his hair around.

The pig's ears swayed even more enthusiastically.

"That's right."

Fang Yu cleared his throat and said in a serious tone:

"It's mainly because of a good foundation."

"With good looks, even wearing a burlap sack is considered a fashion storm; wearing pig ears is considered trendsetting."

Liu Yifei laughed even louder.

Fang Yu, however, acted as if nothing had happened, picked up the empty plastic basket, and swaggered toward the front desk.

As he walked along, he attracted a 200% turn-around rate.

The young couple playing on the dance machine next to us were completely out of rhythm.

The children playing the taiko drum have forgotten to strike the drumsticks.

Several girls in groups couldn't resist and secretly raised their phones, snapping photos rapidly while covering their mouths.

Fang Yu's motto is: "As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed."

He walked to the counter without changing his expression and placed the plastic basket on the counter.

"Hello, please return the basket."

He then pointed to the points redemption area next to him.

"I'll also use my points to redeem two bottles of mineral water."

The receptionist was tidying up her things when she heard the sound and looked up.

Her gaze first fell on Fang Yu's face, then slowly moved upwards, finally settling on the two pink pig ears on his head that were trembling back and forth.

The younger sister's expression froze.

She pursed her lips tightly, her cheeks flushed red, and her shoulders began to tremble uncontrollably.

"Okay...okay, sir."

The younger sister quickly turned around to get water, taking several deep breaths to barely suppress her laughter.

But just as she turned back to hand over the water, Fang Yu happened to move his head again.

The two pig ears trembled back and forth with a "duang duang" sound.

She finally couldn't hold it in anymore.

"puff--"

With a soft thud, all efforts were in vain.

Fang Yu accepted the bottled water expressionlessly, his eyes filled with a world-weary, disillusioned look.

"Laugh if you want to."

"If you hold it in and get internal injuries, your arcade will have to claim it as a workers' compensation, which isn't worth it."

The receptionist completely lost her composure and burst into laughter, collapsing onto the counter.

……

When the two came out of the arcade, it was already past four in the afternoon.

Although they had played all afternoon and were quite exhausted, their mental state was surprisingly good.

Liu Yifei was carrying a large bag of snacks and drinks in her left hand and holding the adorably ugly pink pig in her right hand, humming a tune as she spoke.

Fang Yu followed beside her, becoming the center of attention wherever they went.

Many people in the mall kept turning their heads back.

Some people thought he looked familiar, but after seeing those ridiculously exaggerated pig ears, they quickly dismissed their guesses.

after all--

Which super popular celebrity would flaunt this thing in public?

The two had no specific destination in mind, so they strolled leisurely around the mall.

As Liu Yifei passed by a luxury store, she glanced at the latest bag through the glass window.

Then, she looked down at the pink pig in her arms, and her smile deepened.

She can buy bags worth hundreds of thousands of dollars anytime she wants.

But this little pig is different.

She won it herself from the claw machine by sheer luck.

In a sense, this is a limited edition trophy.

You can't necessarily buy it even if you have money.

The two shopped in the mall until evening.

As darkness fell outside the window, the lights in the shopping mall came on one by one.

They found a rest area and sat down on a bench.

Liu Yifei placed the pig on her lap and carefully counted on her fingers.

A few seconds later, she sat up straight.

"Reporting to the Commander-in-Chief!"

Fang Yu turned to look at her.

Liu Yifei, with a serious expression, formally reported the results of the battle.

"After a valiant afternoon of hard work, we have successfully transformed our initial investment of thirty yuan into supplies worth over one hundred yuan!"

"Currently, we have snacks, drinks, gashapon toys, and a pink pig."

She gently patted the doll in her arms.

"Most importantly—"

"I have 94 yuan left in my 'love fund'!"

Fang Yu looked at her earnest, self-satisfied expression, then touched the pig ears on his head and couldn't help but laugh.

"Alright, Chief Accountant Liu."

He unscrewed the bottle of mineral water, tilted his head back, and took a sip.

"The accounts are quite clear."

"Any further instructions?"

Liu Yifei immediately fell into deep thought.

Ninety-four yuan sounds like a lot.

But this is Beijing, and it's a shopping mall.

The two of them might not even be able to afford a nice meal.

And they also have to consider their return journey.

This "love fund," though seemingly ample, is actually not something that can withstand squandering.

Liu Yifei rested her chin on her hand and thought for a long time before her eyes suddenly lit up.

"Walk!"

She stood up and grabbed Fang Yu's arm.

With his other hand he waved forward, his manner was quite bold.

"I'll take you to a great place!"

"I guarantee you'll eat and drink well, and you'll make sure you spend your ninety-four yuan wisely!"

Fang Yu was amused by her sudden act of taking charge.

"Sure, Chief Accountant Liu."

"Where are you going? Why are you being so mysterious?"

Liu Yifei winked at him, then pulled him towards the mall exit.

"Just follow me."

"tonight--"

"Let's go raid the night market!"